Women love a man who can cook. Contrary to popular belief, there are lots of men who can cook. But that's not true for most doomers. Depressing meals are their go-to, because something simple and quick is often preferred over something even reasonably edible.

The doomer way of eating has been adopted by college students, hillbillies, depressed long-haul truckers and many more unfortunate souls who could really use a home-cooked meal for once in their lives, but still wouldn't bother to make one if they had the chance.

Hopefully, you're not one of them. We sincerely hope that you're better off, and that you've never had to eat a meal this depressing, or worse, had to make one. If you've ever created something like this, even by accident, maybe you were trying, but maybe next time, don't try at all.

Just order take-out like the rest of us high-functioning depressives. Enjoy (or cringe) at these 21 "Doomer Meals" made without any love.