Two posts from /r/madlads.

23 Absolutely Insane Posts That Prove To You That People Are Capable Of Anything

People can be crazy sometimes, especially on the internet. Depending on where you look, you can find some of the craziest stories online, whether it's an insane news headline or an unexpected tweet, the absolute madness of the internet knows no limits. Reddit's /r/madlads is one such place on the internet dedicated to showing off just how crazy people can be, giving you a variety of posts, tweets, and news headlines that shock and awe. Prepare to enter a world where almost anything can happen, so expect the unexpected, and look forward to having your mind blown a wide range of times for many reasons. If there's anything people have online, it's the audacity to do the most unhinged things, often because they'll rarely have any repercussions for their actions, except for the small chance that their actions could be headlined on big websites like Reddit or screenshotted for all to see on Instagram.

Well, she did mention having it!

BOY XOXO @alivegid001101 i literally have one dollar to my name right now 3:08 PM - 22 Oct 21 - Twitter for iPhone Jeremy FODL Fairy@indyape+4h Replying to @allvegin001101 Whats ur venmo 3 27 14 BOY xoxo @allvegirl001101-4h NO000000000 go Venmo Jeremy Dan requests $1.00 - The last one.

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Can't hear you sorry!

asiya @ossiyuh my little brother who's almost deaf admitted to the whole family that he will jus turn off his hearing aids when he doesn't want to hear us?? like he b getting yelled at and this boy will simply mute the haters i think he's a king for that

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Dude in is cruise control

MK @tonykitchenz pilots lowkey have aura when they walk past you in the airport Stolen Chanel @Zoemkoena Tried to let one get on the escalator first and he said "No, don't worry about me, I'm in no rush. They can't go anywhere without me"

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A silly goose gets away with everything!

Do you guys think the parking people at work will accept this appeal Citation Balance $35.00 Payment Status Appeal Balance Due Appeal Reason In my defense your honor I am a silly goose Alex Clippinger is on @Aclippinger There's NO WAY We have reviewed your appeal and, as a one- time courtesy, have decided to dismiss the citation referenced below

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Always a profit to be made!

3301 GIZMODO 2 MIN READ Student Punished After Putting High School Up for Sale on Craigslist i

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Instantly hired!

Rob the Balloon Guy That's just my name, don't actually rob me

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Gotta stretch those legs!

✓ FOX Fox News > NEWS @FoxNews .com Philadelphia Dunkin' Donuts robber spotted stretching beforehand fxn.ws/ 20JhTUV #FOXNewsUS -22-2017 06:52:55 (S)

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Just to be clear…

Ray Thanks for the clarification, Dad. Joe with Raylin 7 mins. Happy 21st Birthday to my beautiful daughter (left) Raylin! dison C

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He did the unthinkable

Rachelâ­‘> @tolstoybb Follow Guy at my friend's office went on vacation and never came back. Deleted all social media. Never emailed anyone. It's been two weeks since he was supposed to come back from Italy and he's just gone. Livin the dream.

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Very big if true.

Found an extra pair of boots at the worksite so I decided to give my boss a heart attack DYNAPAC

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Fair enough

There's only one guy who works in our dept, so we changed the bathroom sign B BEN

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A true gearhead!

This dude spent 17 years building a Lamborghini from scratch in his basement and then smashed a hole in his house to get it out Mi Memes @memeig Bro's house has a C-Section car

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Country Rizz

Country roaaaaaaaads Take me hoooooooommmee I mean, if you insist. That's not the words- Oh my god. Wait. That's the best pick up line I've ever heard

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Power to the people!

DEFUND HUMAN RESOURCES Coworker got in trouble yesterday and showed up wearing this today

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Madlad in the wild

Thankful to this unknown man for striking a pose and for not messing with my camera set up after he stumbled upon it.

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Who's ready for round 2?

Mel @yourbizsucks I was best man at my friend's 2nd wedding. I started my speech with "welcome back everyone" he was not happy

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Truecaller didn't exist back then

'I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THE NUMBER, SO I DIDN'T TAKE IT.' JOHN KEY, newly re-elected Prime Minister of New Zealand, on why he missed a congratulatory call from President Obama

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Gotta get that insurance money somehow!

Pro college tip pt1: always sit underneath something big that could fall tRepost Seamus Kane + 479.7K 571 9,166 Lights and projectors are your friends 34.6K #college #collegetips ♫ Contains: Die With A Smile - La...

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Inventions that already exist!

tweet davidson @andykreed my brother in tech these are called trains Follow Balaji @balajis 08/10/22 The self-driving car problem will be solved by roads built for self-driving cars. 7:21 AM 28/12/22 6.7M Views 13K Reposts 224 Quotes 122K Likes 826 Bookmarks

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Pure genius!

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His war never ended

CJ @CasualArtyFanâš« 22h God forbid men have hobbies MLGS @mylocalgunshop. 1d a fully restored panzer being removed from the basement of an 84-year-old German man

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Someone was keeping track!

Doing nothing for 8 hours straight 70K views 10y ago ...more Rens Cools 226 Subscribe 2K V Share Remix Download Comments 349 @philosopheruser5587. Os ago he did something at 5:89:12 B 回 ITB

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That's a keeper

Parker2 My boyfriend came to watch me present my research and at the end I asked for questions. He asked a super specific question that allowed me to reiterate the most interesting part of my research. He knew the answer. He wanted me to be able to highlight it again. What a man

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