It's no secret that some people just have a way with words that can't be matched. Not everyone can spin together a social media post so elegantly crafted that people lose their minds trying to decipher it as if it's a form of poetry.

In a way, we suppose it is, because these people are the Shakespeares of our generation, stringing together new words that have never been uttered together before. At the same time, the kinds of sentences these create are pretty hilarious, because we still can't wrap our minds around what they're about at times, and other times they're just so specific that we're concerned for these people.

These tweets, Reddit posts and other social media texts were shared to the subreddit /r/BrandNewSentence, and now we're sharing them with you, because true literary artistry deserves appreciation, even if it's regarding the most ridiculous subjects out there. Here are some of the funniest sentences that have never been spoken before.

Casual Signs of Alcoholism

(Source: Reddit)

Sounds like someone had a really bad hangover.