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15 Cases Of 'Humblebragging' From People With The Best Lives

Everyone has met the kind of person who makes their own life seem so hard when in reality they actually have it pretty easy. These people are just too rich, or too smart, or too attractive, and that is what makes it so hard for them to survive. When people do this, it's called 'humblebragging'. It's a super cringeworthy thing for someone to do. They show off whatever amazingly perfect thing is in their life, and then pair it with how that thing is actually a burden, or how they just don't know how they got it.

It's so obvious when someone is committing a humblebrag, there's no way anyone actually believes them. These people are next-level delusional, and it's time to stop letting them get away with it. Reddit's /r/humblebrag is the subreddit where users document and expose all of the terrible times people humblebragged about something, hoping the world will think they are just a normal person. Here are 15 of them that will make you roll your eyes in agony.

Casual 98%

2:30 ... r/iuoe 824.17d Apprenticeship entrance test + Join So I recently did paperwork and took an aptitude test and scored 98% I found out I had the highest score the local has ever had.. which kinda rubbed me the wrong ways since I didn't really try and answered and never studied. Anyway I was accepted and start September for my apprenticeship and currently still working nuke until I get my first job with union. Should I be concerned that I had the highest score? Is it not normal for people score well? Just curious. They also said average is 88-90%. โ†‘ 6 โ†“ 7 โ†‘ Share

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Not easy being perfect

4 days ago feeling blessed. I completed several drafts of a new work of short fiction that I will--not anytime too soon--send out to reputable literary magazines. Other projects are in the works too. I'll say this: it's not easy working full-time, raising a baby, being a husband, exercising, and writing (and reading, of course). But I love it! A New Work of Short Fiction

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It's not even good guys

How much did you bench when you were full bloat compared to now? I was never a good bench presser, even at full bloat. I've always had shoulder issues from flat benching. My best bench press was 375 back in the day.

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So crazy

12:24 facebook 91 2 + Q เซฆ 3h These meds have had me all out of wack since coming home from the hospital a few weeks ago. It's gotten so bad that while folding and hanging my clean laundry today I actually noticed I had washed and dried a pair of jeans with just over $19,000 in the pockets! SOMMERICA SOPANPITO

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Only $600k

TECH LAYOFFS RECENT CUTS ANNOUNCED 700 1,200โ€ฃ LINKEDIN QUALCOMM TECH TECH LAYOFFS ON THE RISE LINKEDIN, QUALCOMM ANNOUNCE JOB CUTS laid off nearly 700 employees. Qualcomm is planning to cut more 0 0:45 / 12:18 (480p) โ€ข In... > Comments 1 reply @judynewsom1902 โ€ข 2d ago I was part of the recent layoffs at twitter and this bites hard. I am grateful that I kept some savings about; $600k and I am looking for ways to invest this into the stock market to generate good dividends to supplement for my monthly expenses. ็›ฎ 1.5K ะฅ B

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Okay?

I ain't gonna lie Designer shoes hurt my feet

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What does this even imply

I couldn't imagine. The reason why I never pursued a STEM degree when I had the intellectual capacity to do so was because whenever I'd take math courses my brain would process math equations in my dreams. You get the sleeping experience without the restorative benefit. 1 h Like Reply

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He only dates beautiful people

That moment when you realize you've only ever dated models, beauty pageant winners, and/or professional athletes. Clearly I have a type. Maybe time to broaden that. Lol Like โ˜ Comment Share

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His dying patients always ask about the Rolex

ู†ุงู„ู… 40 50 6:17 Si ull 69% Rolex Watch Club โ€ข Jesus E Loperena ยท 2h ยท โœ“ People are always asking, "is that a real Rolex?" (when I am checking their pulse and breaths/min). I modeslty answer yes it is. Then they ask me something like, "wow EMS people must make a lot of money, huh?". I usually respond I don't know I am a vounteer EMT. (I never tell them I actually own 3 and my 21yr old son, also EMT volunteer, owns one). ROLEX OYSTER PERPETUAL DATE SEA-DW DE 20

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What did you achieve from posting this

< e Parking Of The Day 9m I have a valid reason for parking like this. As I was on the highway, I noticed a wasp inside by the passenger side windshield. Pulled off the highway in a hurry, didn't even notice I was in between spots. (I normally don't park like this)

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Teach 'em young

z is with So fun spending time with my son today. we got him a suit, taught him correct posture and manners, how to order at a restaurant, and how to pick out a classic Swiss watch. We talked about the hard work and diligence required for some of these things to be part of your lifestyle... was great to share this perspective as kids learn so much better by seeing 36 9 comments โœ“ Like Comment โœ“ Share

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He wants to be called stupid

r/Random Thoughts 7h I'm tired of being called smart ์Šˆ 22 18 Share

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Tesla flex

Wolf Bein @wwbein Had to purchase two new mattresses. Went in my Tesla 3 to IKEA in Costa Mesa. Found nice pair, but not in stock there. Went back home, took my larger Y and went to IKEA Burbank. Perhaps 150 miles all together. Had my mattresses same day. Try that with public transportation. T 2 HOUR 30 N +

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What

No one talks about how being the most self-aware, emotionally intelligent person makes you the most annoyed and disappointed. How did you not see that this person is uncomfortable? How would you feel if someone treated YOU that way? Do you EVEN think? Everyone is incompetent to me because your buffoonery is so blatantly obvious it makes me want to take a potato peeler to my skin. The second hand cringe is too much for me.

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So weird

This feels so weird Cancel Add Money Next $65,00 Double Click to Transfer Wallet $ JPMorgan Chase Bank Nation... โœ“ Transfers typically take 1-3 business days and are subject to the Deposit Account Agreement. Deposit to Savings $65,000.00 Tweet your reply

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