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15 Clever Comebacks From People Who Knew Exactly What To Say

These people are doing things the rest of the world could only dream of doing, coming up with the most perfect comebacks right on time. Everyone has experienced that moment of being in an argument or debate and not being able to come up with anything to say back. It's embarrassing and frustrating, especially when the perfect comeback comes to mind hours later. When things are taken online though, people do get a little longer to come up with something, and the individuals on Reddit's /r/clevercomebacks did just that, they came up with the perfect comeback.

Some people have all of the wit and humor in the world, and they use it for very good purposes, owning people on the internet. Twitter is a hot spot for this kind of stuff, people are always arguing over there. Here are 15 clever, and sometimes extreme comebacks from people who were lucky enough to know exactly what to say.

Good for her

Stefan Molyneux @Stefan Molyneux > Ladies. You can't be drafted. Sit down when war is discussed. Kim Olson Col. USAF ret. @KimOlsonTx A lot of men have told me to "sit down and shut up" ....Now those men call me Colonel.

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Bro roasted his mom for no reason

Nnamdi @zamani281 Follow Some boys who body shame fat women online but have fat mothers at home ✪ Anthony Not Josh... @anthonystilldey Subscribe That's my dad's choice not mine.

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So many dad jokes at home, I bet

@L he Yesterday I asked my 12-year-old son what other kids at school think about him having 2 dads. His response: They don't care but they don't like how I'm immune to "Yo Mama" jokes. Yo mama so ugly yo dad had to get a husband

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A man of science has spoken

... гасероок тот Android At the end of the day, you will not remember the person with the most beautiful face but you will remember the person with the most beautiful heart. As a cardiologist i totally agree נכיb Like Reply More

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So true

Dave Weigel@daveweigel 6h Guys, what's stopping you from dressing like this 24/7 C ? 369 17 378 4,012 go . Seth Rogen@Sethrogen 5m Batman <

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Buy even more…

Owen Jones @Owen Jones84 Why stop there? Buy 10 copies and burn them, that'll really show me Len Cogdon @Len74281012 3h Replying to @Owen Jones84 Im going to buy your book then burn it

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Get it

Beans After Dark @goodbean... 16h v british people be like im bri ish 1.484 69,6K 444K Robot Rebel @TheRobot_Re... .15h v We just say the 't' in a very high pitch that Americans cannot hear 13 17357 9.620 Robot_Rebel @TheRobot_Rebel Antwort an @TheRobot_Rebel und @goodbeanalt After the incident in Boston, we always hide our t's

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Hmmm…

Rachel @tolstoybb.1d America got bronze in skateboarding?? We truly are a culture in decline. 182 176,559 74.8K Pete Fuller @pete_fuller_ga Replying to @tolstoybb That's what happens when you send the skaters that can pass a drug test. 10:54 PM 7/25/21 Twitter for iPhone

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He did that to himself

Elon Musk X @elonmusk Subscribe Those who want power are the ones who least deserve it 1:29 19 Dec 22 103M Views 89.5K Reposts 25.2K Quotes 923K Likes Ooh, self burn! Those are rare!

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Oof

E @eveiscruzzin "Grown men", why are you still playing video games? 7:52 PM - 20 Aug 21 Twitter for iPhone Ken @Kendryck Replying to @eveiscruzzin Same reason you wear makeup. Nice lil escape from reality

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Printing should be free for students

Clever Comebacks @CleverComebacks The cost to operate this printer each month is equivalent to: - 4,000 Taco Bell tacos - 1,084 gallons of gas - 42 tickets to Disney World Think Before You Ink A Student Wants You to Know: With my tuition I could pay for • 41, 460 Taco Bell tacos • 10, 365 gallons of gas .465 tickets to Disney World With this, times 5,200 students, I should be able to print whatever the I want. 6:07 PM Mar 23, 2021

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Cursed comment

Vitamin Bleach @Bleach Leave a baby in a womb for 9 months at 98.3 degrees and it's fine, but leave it in a car at 98.3 degrees for 10 min and that mf quit on life 1596 BEST COMMENTS ▾ 28 Share VerySuspiciousBot MOD 7h If this is sus... bbkeys 6h You ever bake a cookie twice? RegularHousewife Reply 270 +2.6h This is the best and worst sentence I've read today 136

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Different perspectives

Chanchal Verma @Chnchl_verma Eating alone in public restaurant is another whole new level of loneliness. Rachit Khanna @RachitK34909309 Eating alone in Public restaurant is another whole new level of CONFIDENCE

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Good point

claire mawisa @clairemawisa My body is a temple. Yours, a nightclub. ULOMA @ulxma Temples are open to everyone. Nightclubs have restricted access. Nice try tho.

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Harsh, but expected

she looks 22 Kieran James Massey @KieranJmassey Minutes away from dying

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