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15 Not-So-Realistic Stories From Online Liars

Some people are just really bad at making stories up, and those people need to stop trying because it's just getting worse and worse. It's so obvious when people are lying on the internet for attention. People will lie about anything at all just for a little bit of clout or some virtual pats on the back, something to make them feel better. If you're going to lie about something online, at least don't make it so unbelievable that people actually don't believe it.

Basically, avoid being posted to Reddit's /r/thathappened. This is a sarcastically titled subreddit, because the stories in there absolutely did not happen. There is just no way they did, or ever could. It's really cringeworthy seeing someone try to pass something off as real when it is just so farfetched. Whether it's some genius child, some miraculous event in public, or a thinly veiled attempt to get someone to side with their beliefs.

Not to brag, or anything

Thinking about the random woman that came up to me on the street today and proceeded to shower me with a 5 minute (!!) monologue about how I'm so incredibly beautiful, it not only blinded her but also made her incredibly happy and how my smile made her day and how she now has to pass by here more often only for the small chance of seeing my beauty again, etc. Lemme tell you I nearly cried. I think this might be my new Roman Empire.

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What's that even mean?

Follow Just saw a man wearing a whole suit. Nice watch, hair, shoes, looked sharp. I would guess he's an executive or a business owner. Except he was standing at a bus stop. I realized he's prob got a job interview. So I stopped and asked him if he wanted a ride. He said "Nope, my story needs to have this part". My entire perspective today is changed. 16:27.10 Apr 24 from LIK Views 49 Reposts 36 Quotes 1,455 Likes

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Pure-blood?

Follow SIMILAR EXPERIENCE. In late 2022 I had to have a small elective surgery. I didn't tell them I was a pure blood. They Doc told me "not to worry about if I got an abnormal electrocardiogram because everyone has it..." mine was totally normal without a single glitch. The Doc was surprised! I told her I didn't get the vaxx and her whole face changed. My heart is high-functioning because ZERO mRNA in my system.

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This just didn't happen

Meet a girl at Starbucks (8.75/10) Rizz her up (obviously) Take her out for drinks that night She comes home with me (obviously) Next morning she tells me... "I have a boyfriend" Sounds like his problem Follow Tell her she has to send him a pic of us if she ever wants to see me again She complies (obviously) Boyfriend blowing her phone up She tells him it's over She looks at me for approval "Now we can be together" I tell her to get the f☐ out of my house I can't be with a disloyal girl 3:38 pm - 28 Jan 2024 172.4K Views 57 Reposts 16 Quotes 1,123 Likes 354 Bookmarks 354 go

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Why go to a doctor when you can Google it?

Follow Numbers don't lie...... My husband & his Doctor: Doc: Your TSH is 4.7...It's time to go on a Thyroid Med, I'd like you to take Synthroid. Husband: My wife healed her Hypothyroid, I'd like to go that route 1st, & not take Synthroid. Doc: Is your wife Googling stuff again? Go ahead but it won't work. You'll need to come back in & start on Synthroid. Blood tests are 12 months apart. TSH is now 1.9 Yes Doc, I'm still "Googling stuff" which I call "deep diving into research" & "root cause healing". My Hypothyroid Protocol works again! No Synthroid for my dear Husband.

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It's okay to stalk if you're hot?

I had the opposite experience actually. I would wake up early and go to Duncan doughnuts everyday and honestly I wanted the coffee but it did turn out the girls working there were also very attractive. I would just get my coffee say hello and leave. One day I went there and the girl working there said....i want to tell you something. I said go ahead. She said the other day when you left..... I followed you home and I feel weird about it. I said really? She told me my address. I said well honest I am fine with it. If you want to come over just knock on the door. Ha ha so I was happy to be stalked by an attractive young woman. She also isn't the first young woman to stalk me. My women stalkers have been hot so I was ok with it. Reply -12

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That child didn't say that

My 5 year old son had his first T-ball practice tonight...he came home and said this... "Mom, I have a really big game on Saturday and I need to be brave, strong, confident, (is that how you say that word, Mom?) peaceful, and calm if things don't go my teams way." I wasn't prepared for what happened next 1746 253

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Then everyone brought their flags out

Follow New neighbor across street walked over and introduced herself. Nice chat 3 kids, moved from CA, for hubby's work. Then she asked me if there were many neighbors like the one to the left of me. I'm like you mean multiracial couples? She said oh no, no one's who fly the American flag. I said yes there are we just haven't put ours out yet. She replied is there not a covenants against it? No, there's not why?, I replied. It's offensive she said. I replied well you have choices, you can just overlook it and enjoy the neighborhood which is great for kids, etc. or you could move back to CA, have a nice night. WTH? 20:45.16 Apr 24 60.8K Views 348 Reposts 27 Quotes 2,272 Likes

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He isn't lying, guys

I'm speeding and a cop pulls me over. I keep the stereo blasting. He walks up and goes "woah I luv Lil Tjay" and starts mouthing the words to "Calling my Phone" and he's like an old guy but he's got the moves. Then he says "Bro, you all right, don't speed and stay cool" and he pulls out his wallet and hands me a 20!! I ain't lying. He lets me go, this was the coolest po po on earth!!! I'm gunna keep speeding in his area know wut I mean!!! Like Comment Share

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That's all it takes for free food?

Went to Wholefoods with my wife. I had on a t-shirt that said "Unionize Today!" Guy at the checkout said "nice shirt." $150 of food rang up to about $26. I said "Did you get.." He cut me off. "I got everything, brother. You're good to go." 6:14 PM 02 Apr 22 Twitter for iPhone

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Oh, totally

A man walked by me and loudly said, "oh god more f Taylor swift merch" I looked up and said, "says a cowboys fan, at least my team wins"

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Sure…

LIVE {] 6:44 2 Following Shop For You Q Thinking about the guy I met in a random town in Italy and we both left our families and explored the city together and went on romantic dates until we both left the city and he got me a ring that said "whenever you see this remember me" and we 190.4K vowed to never reach out because it would be more.90 tragic that way... I havent taken that ring off. ♫ original sound - slyviaplcth 9,727 4,529 28 3 + Home Friends Inbox Profile

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Class is always in session with her

I went to a coffee shop in between classes today and ordered a decaf cappuccino. This is what ensued. Barista, male around age 30: Decaf? Me: Yes, decaf. Him, as he moves over to start foaming my milk: Why decaf, if you don't mind me asking? Me: Do you want the actual reason? Him: Of course! Me: Menopause. Caffeine can make hot flashes worse. Him, after a pause: Okay! That's what's up. Women have it tough. No caffeine? Me: Agreeed! Class is always in session with me. 2.6K Q107 () 32 ☑

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Totally legit

OT 291T ИА ΚΑΙ Яз thinking about the time i accidentally drove down a neighborhood that's been in my dream since I was a kid, and after I went to my friends house and we went on a drive and both suddenly felt scared and weird. my mom immediately started calling me and said "I don't know where you're at but you need to go home right now"

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This is satire for sure

5h 59 My 6yo smiled at me as she finished writing her 6th book, "how many books have you written?" I told her zero, and her smile slowly turned into shock as she realized that not everyone just casually writes books. 6 replies 374 likes

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