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15 Smart Comebacks Making Great Points

Everyone has found themselves in need of a comeback or insult at some point in time. Every argument or disagreement could use a good one. For most people, it is never that easy to come up with the most perfect comeback. Comebacks tend to only come to mind after the debate or argument is done, like when it isn't needed any longer, which is the most frustrating thing. Others though can come up with the most perfect comeback or insult on the spot, which is just impressive. Of course, online, there is some time to think about an appropriate response but still, some of the things people figure out to say are just so spot on.

Whether it's a real debate or just someone sharing their two cents, Reddit's /r/clevercomebacks is a subreddit filled with people being totally owned on the internet. Some of these replies have got to leave a mark. So here are 15 clever comebacks and witty responses from all corners of the web that are truly commendable.

Never getting all our money

Teach your kids about socialism by making them clean the bathroom Then, pay them 10 dollars Then take 7 of those dollars 1d And give those seven dollars to their sibling who didn't work I bet your child won't be a a socialist for long. 4,151 29.8K 79.1K Replying to That's literally capitalism though. Worker does all the work, most of the profits go to the boss who sat on his a doing fall.

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Oof

Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos UK - 17h yeah and pineapple is our highest rated topping SPORTS FOOTBALL Football on TNT Sports @foo... 17h Jude Bellingham was England's highest rated player at the Euros - 7.36. via @WhoScored UE EL

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Clearly it's meant to be

As a child of god, what's your next move? georgie @BeefyGorilla To thank him. boredpanda.com

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It exists

Angelo @Daddy_Lopez55 There should be a zoo of drunk white people doing stupid s Tom Schally @TomSchally It's called Florida.

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No need for them

Chicken pox at 8yrs & shingles around 38yrs I'm still living. No need to vaccinate 14h Like Reply View previous replies... 180 One of my mates got hit by a car, he lived. I guess we don't need any of those road safety laws 14h Like Reply 0164

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Ouch

O Opera GX⭑> @operagxofficial how it feels to exist solely for the purpose of downloading other browsers Microsoft Edge @MicrosoftEdge. 3h How it feels to download extensions on other browsers for features that Edge already has ALT

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Makes sense

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Didn't approve that

meera (but like, the online version) > @hiranimeera Your salary is just your company's monthly subscription of you 16:53 13 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,034 Retweets 7,804 Likes 27 Rishabh Shukla @Rishabh14081 - 6h Replying to @hiranimeera go Then who gave them my Discount Coupon code?

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At least he was honest

dana bad @baddanadanabad i got botox and i asked the dr "how many years younger will this make me look?" and he was like "zero. you'll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten botox."

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They have so much money

cornbread @wobblymami Do we think people live like this without having a lot of money.... Lol Jimmy Mackey @thejimmymackey - 8h Call me unambitious, but I have zero desire for riches. I only want to wake up without an alarm, surf a little, meditate mid-day, train whenever I want, sip wine, and eat well with good friends. As long as I have the money for that, I'm good.

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That's gotta hurt

annie@soychotic. 1d Embedded dev is 10x more satisfying than web development to me... but d I just spent 5 minutes trying to figure out how to make this chip count 5 seconds 43 2740 1.2K ılı 98K Aloysius @Aloysius____ · 18h Embedded is not for women... 4 272 annie ⭑ 3 ili 4.1K Follow @soychotic I think there's a language barrier here. I get that you personally haven't bedded many women, but embedded is something totally different baby 08:31 - 9/7/2024 From Earth - 4.5K Views

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Ya never know

David "Joel Katz" Schwartz @JoelKatz - 3h Don't be so quick to judge. Maybe it's filled with books about climate change. Bill McGuire @ProfBill McGuire Jun 19, 2022 The world's biggest ship docked in the UK yesterday, carrying 24 THOUSAND containers of consumer stuff More than anything, this image encapsulates everything that is wrong with our society Ο 184 EVER ACE 138 910 ill 83K FleetMon Tracking the Seven Seas

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Agree to agree

?1? From rareinsults community on Reddit Unusual Qween @stephlonsonia If men are agreeing with you, you said something stupid. Justin @saveitfulaytar Couldn't agree more samkelo@samkelom88 I completely agree Jester blackwood @jeste... I agree 27 3 Basketball Jones @Togethe.. Agreed

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There we go

Fabia Naushin 1h⚫ * need a man who never looked at other women You, Azwad Rahman and 36 others 7 Comments Haha Comment Send Waly M National Society of the Blind And Partially Sighted - NSBP Bangladesh Haha Reply 2

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Maybe they should check that out

" 2 nytimes ❤10m Threads, we're back. We did not deactivate our account, and are working to understand what happened here. 232 Q261 110 ☑ 5m failing to understand what's happening seems to be a persistent problem for you 194 Q 9 07 ☑ 12 69 312 ALT

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