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15 Truthfully Clever Comebacks

Not being able to come up with the perfect comeback to someones statement is one of the most universally frustrating experiences ever. I think anyone can relate to that horrible moment when the perfect comeback comes to mind hours after the debate is over. It always happens in person, you choke up and just end up feeling defeated and small. Why is it that some people are so quick? Well, online it is a little easier. There is more time to think and type something out and less anxiety and confrontation. There are a lot of witty moments of extreme comebacks that can be found online.

Of course on Twitter there is always a mile long thread of people fighting occurring, so finding some real zingers there isn't hard. Some people just have the most perfect thing to say at the perfect moment, it is a satisfying thing to see and can be found on Reddit's specially formulated subreddit r/CleverComebacks. This subreddit dedicates every smart, hurtful, or just plain true comeback that is worth remembering. Here are just 15 of them that are so real you can feel the burn.

How Embarrassing

BANS OFLOUR BODIES Pastor John Hagee @PastorJohn.... 1d The only marriages God will ever recognize is between a man and a woman. 10K 2,328 Olivia Julianna @Oliviajulianna 8,844 ... Replying to @PastorJohn Hagee Apparently you didn't recognize its value considering you cheated on your wife.

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It's All About Perspective

Sbo @NeloZk Follow Oh no a waterproof, thermally regulated structure that requires only naturally occurring resources to build Tom @Tom66322997.4d This was your only architectural achievement before Jan van riebeek arrived. Stop kidding yourself.

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Whoopsie!

@davidhogg111 Let's just say if you have to use Al to generate photos of the people you want votes from you aren't doing great. Also that guy on the right has three arms. Ar Post Patrick Ruffini @PatrickRuffini - 1d Republican victory in 2024 depends on their being able to do this. 6 Reposts 28 Likes * 23:05 01/02/2024 From Earth 750 Views - meke

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Yeah, True

MOPOURKS Ques Mo Elleithee @MoElleithee Slavery. Slavery was worse. Corey Stewart @CoreyStewartVA Nothing is worse than a Yankee telling a Southerner that his monuments don't matter.

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Yikes!

JESS My man is gonna mess you up ΜΕ LOL just because he beats u doesn't mean he knows how to fight

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So Really, No Difference

evan @esjesjesj Turning a woman who would never speak to lan Miles Cheong into also that lan Miles Cheong @stillgray Subscribe Using Al to fix broken, damaged people. ⠀

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Interesting!

FOOD DO MILLENNIALS EVEN EAT FOOD? Contradictory studies claim they're shopping for fewer groceries...but also dining out less BY DARYN WRIGHT NOVEMBER 4, 2016 1/2/18, 7:03 PM The Devil a sarahsaharasaurus this is such a weird way of phrasing "Millenials go hungry because of financial crisis we caused" snakebitcat "Why then do they not eat cake?" ...

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Technically Not Wrong

Nov 4, 2023 Is this bait or is this really the state of women in the West? 18:13 I SLEPT WITH MY BFS BESTFRIEND BECAUSE I SAW HIM TEXTING W SOMEONE CALLED JANE. TURNED OUT HE WAS CHATTING W HIS REPLIKA ABOUT WHAT TO BUY ME FOR MY BDAY AND I MISUNDERSTOOD WHAT I SAW. NOW HE WON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME AND I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M PREG W HIS KID 7 Send message 3 12 22 4 Nov 4, 2023 This is like mistaking a cooking book for a love letter and ending up baking your relationship instead of a cake. 1 12 3 7

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Good for Him

These are 4 separate movies 7.3k 205 comments 3.4K shares • And he gets paid a ton to play the same role of a confused meatball in all of them. 6 h Like Reply 7b

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Same

A. @alms_xo Do you guys find it rude to receive cash as a birthday present? Deji Best @Deji_Best Rude? I hope people are very very rude to me

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Get It Together, Elon

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 10h you awake from a deep trance, step away from the phone to see your friends & family 54.3K 182K ₁73M 425K Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.2h you posted 473 times last tuesday 22 1 144 ا 8 ...

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It's Hard Work but Someone's Gotta Do It

paxamericana boss texted me "i appreciate you staying out of the drama in the office" i literally have no idea what she's talking about wrenchinator-central Then you're doing a fantastic job at it. 76.565 notities D

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Terrible Advice

Tgoody @ Tgoody That 2k you worked hard for is better than 100k that's given to you for free @fjaystaytrill ** Don't ever give anyone advice again

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True

r/Showerthoughts u/kingmarara 1h We're more afraid of losing our jobs than we are of dying. 1627 Comments jamiecarl09 1h That's because dying is the end of my problems. Losing my job is the start of so many more. Reply 32

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It Always Will Be Twitter

h Twitter sure is something else 49m 46m Reply 47 ↓ ←4-15 ↓ he can deadname his own child I can deadname his stupid a app, s gonna be called twitter until it's fully crashes 449 ♫

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