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16 Of The Craziest Things Children Have Asked Mall Santas For Christmas

An example of something someone asked a mall Santa for.
An example of something someone asked a mall Santa for.

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Published 5 years ago

Published 5 years ago

If you ever thought you might've asked Santa for the strangest thing for Christmas, look no further than these 16 requests that might just make you feel better.

Over on Reddit, a user posted to /r/AskReddit asking, "Mall Santas of Reddit, what is the weirdest thing a kid asked for Christmas?" Here, we've gathered up \some of the most wholesome and bizarre things people remember asking themselves or overhearing as either an innocent bystander or a mall Santa. Enjoy!

Here's Hoping That Child Is In Therapy

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This Had To Have Been The McCallister Family

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Goop Approved

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Cute And Scary

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We're Asking Santa To Help This Person Get Over This Memory

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Who Doesn't Get Hungry After Waiting On Line For Two Hours?

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Dark, But Maybe Necessary?

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Out Of All Of The Things To Ask For…

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This Little Genius

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It's Better To Ask For Double

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Thankfully This Wasn't About Pizza

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Please Stop Showing Kids The Godfather

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Smart And Unsettling

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Come To Think Of It…Do They Get Paid?

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I Respect This Child's Choice

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What Lifetime Movie Plot Is This?

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