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17 Delusional Comments From Americans

It's good to be proud of the country you live in, but has anyone else noticed that sometimes the Americans take it a bit too far? It is no secret that Americans take patriotism to a whole new level, one that is undying and maybe slightly insane. While we don't want to put all Americans into one group, there are a shocking amount of them who are fairly delusional about their own country and the rest of the world around them.

Particularly when it comes to places like Europe, the rivalry is insane. It's honestly kind of impressive to see the things some Americans think about their own country and others, it's also a little concerning. There is a whole subreddit on Reddit dedicated to exposing these out-of-touch Americans for the way they think, and it gets kind of wild. So here are 17 insane comments made by Americans that will leave many people scratching their heads.

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This has to be a joke

Repost 17:34 ON 81% LIVE Explore Forowing! For You 222 traveling throughout Europe and seeing people wear American clothing brands, use iPhones, and talk in English really reminds you how far reaching American influence is we own the finish line #travel #traveltok #europe 95 DONT TREADONS 1,791 967 92

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Alrighty then

AddictedSupercrush 4h When will you people get tired of mocking every single international food culture? ← Reply KuroLikesCoffee OP • 2h What do you mean, "you people"? -24 AddictedSupercrush 51m Americans, of course. 15 -13 KuroLikesCoffee OP • 48m We spend 5X Denmark's entire GDP on weapons. We can mock any food culture we want. 8 1 3

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What?

Not to mention its euro in France 12 ☑ I know! 凸 U.S. Dollars are a universal currency, you can pay with them anywhere in Europe, unlike Euro's, some shops in Amsterdam only accept Dollars. B1

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In case you forgot

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Someone was that bothered…

It irrationally annoys me that someone (on this British train) crossed plug sockets to Americanise it Free WiFi is available onboard this train ELECTRICAL OUTLETS Plants for laptops and mobile devices only Located below front of seat cushion 6:00a.m. 03/07/2024 From Earth 218K Views

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Get it together

Good job Britain. You guys voted Red now it's America's turn. Reply 26 red in US is not the same as red in Europe.. 49 Reply

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Nothing to do

Europe isn't very big. What would you do for 2 weeks? 1 d Like Reply 884

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Do they care?

LIVE {] Explore Following Shop For You Q Genuine question: what does England do during the 4th of July? Like obviously they don't celebrate, but are they aware of the date? Do they joke about it? Do 52.9K they mention it at all? Or is it like the awkward elephant in the room? Do they mourn? Is it a somber,576 day? Do they get annoyed? Are they pressed? Or do they not Use template even think about it at all??? Just wondering cause us Americans are not quiet about it at all. N... more 830 1,658 + Home Friends Inbox Profile

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Sorry?

LIVE ] Following Friends For You Q Europe is not a theme park 6,013 comments ☑ Sorry, not drinking tap water. Europe is a really small place when compared to the US. I think all of Europe would fit in the state of Texas, and would definitely fit into Alaska. 6-3 Reply 321 &

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Dude…

Wrong X: italians don't put mayo in their sandwiches. 1 that's not true, we do in some occasions. You think you know more than literal italians? 3 Dude, uhm.. i live SURROUNDED by Italians. Staten island? Doesn't ring a bell? B

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Ah, saving America

P LONG-TERM DEC FOR A BRIGHTER RISHI SUNAK PROPOSES RAISING THE SMOKING AGE BY ONE YEAR EVERY YEAR SO EVENTUALLY NO ONE CAN BUY THEM Comments 1 m Again, you are not smart enough to have this conversation. You think you're saving America from second hand smoke but in reality your shackling the public to more unenforceable laws.

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Amazed by buses and lockers

Follow Europeans are amazed by yellow school buses and high school lockers, while some argue they should accept their continent being seen as a theme park for middle-class Americans. 3:12 PM Jun 11, 2024 59.4K Views

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It'll break them!

come live in the US for a year. I dare you! I give you 6 months before you hobble onto a plane to go home and collect welfare. Our work ethic will break a European. 2 d Like Reply 2

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That's wild

Top fan As an American with ancestry ties to Stonehenge plus regarding it as a Sacred site, I was very upset to see the disrespect shown by the painting of the Stones. Thank you for your quick action to remove the paint. I have been inside those precious stones one time, feeling the sacred energy. I've been outside 3 times but want to return at least one more time inside. Edit. apparently it wasn't paint, but powder. Glad it was removable, but shouldn't have been there to begin with! 24 m Haha Reply 16 D how exactly can you claim to have ancestry ties to Stonehenge. It's a megalithic monument, there's no way anyone can trace their ancestors back THAT far

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Who can watch a whole British movie!

How idiotic! English people can't take the fact that american English has taken over the world long ago, and that is what you need to be familiar with for business and entertainment purposes. Plus, the pronunciation is much easier for the non English speakers. Who can take an entire movie in Brithish English? I need a dictionary and my ears starts getting swallen. 207 likes Reply 3

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Sigh

Another classic British TV clip that will forever live rent free in my head... Most relevant ▾ If i could only understand them. Speak english! American english! 5 d Like Reply View 30 replies... 120 D

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