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17 Insane Americans Spouting Some Patriotic Nonsense

It's great to be proud of the place you come from and live in, but some people take it a little too far. Everyone knows that Americans are patriotic, it's one of their biggest stereotypes, sometimes it gets a little too real though. The internet is full of insane people with some wild takes, that's common knowledge, but when it comes to Americans and their country the insanity is next level. Some people genuinely think the whole world revolves around America, and it's pretty cringeworthy to see.

The internet is a free place to post whatever takes and opinions anyone has, but the ones that can be found on Reddit's /r/S***AmericansSay are just another level of delusional. Usually, they are just stating some very wrong facts or bashing Europe for being so far below America, but there are tons of other wild things some Americans choose to say online. Here are 17 of these out-of-touch people making some very concerning claims about America and the rest of the world.

Just say pounds!

22h Why do people say their weight in kilograms? I hate physics. I ain't doing the math to convert it to pounds and I hate having to google it too. JUST SAY POUNDS (lbs.) 123 Q 139 () 3 ☑ Replies View activity > 1h So how do pounds scale? In metric you have grams. A thousand grams is one kilogram, which actually means thousand grams. Then one thousand kilograms is one metric ton. Then you have kilotons (thousand tons) megatons etc. How does that work in pounds (which for some reason are lbs). Is it pound, ox, elephant, airplane? Make it make sense. 904 Q14 2 2

A constant battle

Von confidentlyincorrect Community auf Reddit 10:05 Marketplace listing 14 Toyota rhd town ace... $4,500-1993 Toyota rhd town ace turbo diesel Super Extra Limited View buyer More options You sure about those miles? It actually has 215k make sure you don't do anything illegal.... Message sent Well that would be kilometers sir Which translates to You guessed it + Sorry that's a Japanese vehicle. They don't use kilometers they you miles. It's not a Canadian vehicle. I crawled under that today at the pull n save sir that vehicle is miles.... 135k Negative, ill show ya tomorrow Japan doesn't use KM they use miles. O Aa

Working at the cafe is violence

K Post Follow Oh > "due to massive abuse" didn't realise the french considered productivity abuse 42 275 The difference between European and American cafes is so stark In Europe many don't allow laptops anymore In America they usually do and people are working on something cool! 646 29K @levelsio 5h Work is violence (in Europe) 14 12 Show replies 696 ili 27K PAS DE COWORKING Suite à de nombreux abus, le coworking n'est plus autorisé dans notre boutique. Merci de votre compréhension. NO LAPTOP Due to massive abuse, working with a laptop is no longer permitted in our shop. Thank you for your understanding. 1. 11:56 PM - Jun 24, 2024 582K Views 654 170 2.1K 264 5. 5h do you think they want cafes do be more of a social place vs a coworking place? 16 171 128 21K It is about Europe's future 22 27 Show replies Kla Q 64 Il 19K ☑ 日 00 800

Oh boy…

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…what

LIVE ] Following Friends For You Q Europe is not a theme park 6,013 comments ☑ Sorry, not drinking tap water. Europe is a really small place when compared to the US. I think all of Europe would fit in the state of Texas, and would definitely fit into Alaska. 6-3 Reply 321 &

What do you all do?

just learned europe doesn't have marching bands that peninsula is so uncivilized to me omfg I'm sorry Jun 23, 2024 at 14:18 9 likes 4 9 s.bsky.social . 22h like. what DO yall do in school besides take eugenics tests I'm so scared ☐ 2 6

They don't have the same inhibitions

< Reels а I saw these I saw these all over Italy! What's the point!? This is called unbottled water it can also be drank from a hose. 2d Like Reply 1.3K O I lived in Spain as a child, outside of Madrid, on a US AIR FORCE base... In Madrid, they had a similar looking contraption, but NO Drinking... BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT WAS THEIR IDEA OF A PUBLIC TOILET, EQUIPPED WITH LITTLE SQUARES OF ...HARD, WAXY PAPER!!! Europeans don't have the inhibitions we Americans do...America was originally settled by religious fanatics! HA HA HA HA B 51K 20h Like Reply 12.5K true I've lived in 7 countries yes... 7h Like Reply 700

Is that what it is?

nom Memes European governments lie to their citizens arguably more often than the US gov lies to US citizens. Europeans just don't have the same means or legal right to find out and discuss it. 4-29 Reply 555

That's harsh

6d Geography quiz Geography quiz for americans Reply CINE ZONE 2,750 3d you're on an American app 3 Reply 3d And you are watching it on a phone made in 12 asia, your point is? Reply 2d Designed by an American. The point is that your country matters less. A lot less. Reply 1

The most important country in the world

2 dni None of them are playing football. They're all playing soccer Odpowiedź Wyświetl tłumaczenie 4 min y hate to break it to you, but countries outside the US exist, and it's called football in most places in the world Odpowiedź Wyświetl tłumaczenie Jy 3 min yeah but it's called soccer in the most important country in the world and Canada, so it's soccer Odpowiedź Wyświetl tłumaczenie Ukryj odpowiedzi 4

They cannot be serious

Another classic British TV clip that will forever live rent free in my head... Most relevant ▾ If i could only understand them. Speak english! American english! 5 d Like Reply View 30 replies... 120 D

Europe haters

r/JackSucksAtGeography. 13 hr. ago VNBLor Guess where im from Meme 36 71 ↑ Share VNBLor OP. 11h ago Heres another clue We have the best air and water here © 2 Reply jthomas1127 11h ago Award ↑, Share Drutay- 7h ago That rules out the entirety of Europe 수-2 Reply Award ↑ Share

Somehow…

Real natives of America Reply 288 What are fake 13 natives of America? Are you saying that people born and raised here aren't native to this country? Reply I know, right? My bloodline has been in North America for over 400 years and somehow I'm not 'native' enough. Reply 11

It really isn't…

Fanta Orange in the US vs. the UK. UK Fanta gets its color from carrots, pumpkins, and orange fruit, while the US version gets it from dyes (red 40 and yellow 6). Also about 3 times as much sugar in the US version versus the UK version, and the US Fanta has high fructose corn syrup while the UK version has sugar. Also there's no orange juice in American Fanta. Gotta love amerikkka CAFFEINE FREE 100% NATUR FLANCE Fanta ORANGE 80 19 FANTA Orange Made with Orange Juice In the US, if we buy a soda, it's because we don't care about the artificial If we want natural stuff, we'll buy that. You see, we have the freedom to choose what we want and what WE feel is best for us. Not what a government feels is the best for us... 1 d Like Reply think it is.. 1d Like Reply 306 this isnt the message you 187

The great pizza debate

>>>> Italians have no taste. Pineapple is good on pizza. America invented pizza. Italians think they did. E

And some more

It's crazy how Italy just makes worse overpriced pizza that taste like s while in America you can go down to your local store and get a frozen pizza that is 20x better than any slop you can get in Italian pizzerias for like 0.1 the price Rispondi Vedi traduzione Visualizza altre 283 risposte 768

It continues…

If it wasn't for America your absolutely tasteless, unseasoned pizza would have stayed in your s country. It isn't even your invention, you stole it from Egyptians and claimed it was yours, like noodles. The truth Italians have to accept is that pizza, outside their thole, is known as AMERICAN pizza. And they've absolutely nothing to do with what pizza is today. 回



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