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18 Distasteful And Cringeworthy Pickup Lines That Are Still Hilarious

Dating is a scary thing. Putting yourself out there to be vulnerable and open with strangers is not the most fun or most comfortable thing in the world. It takes a lot to want to actually meet someone and actually want a connection with them. Dating doesn't always end up good, sometimes you meet some really strange people with sketchy motives. Online dating just makes the whole thing even more scary. You can't really know who someone is behind a screen, and behind a screen, people tend to be bolder with their conversations.

A common way for people to open a conversation is with pickup lines. Pickup lines are, usually, a fun and witty way to grab someone's attention and intrigue them. Some pickup lines though are just terrible. Some of them are cringeworthy and intrusive, and don't make a good first impression. Here are 18 pickup lines from Tinder, you can decide whether they'd work or not.

Smooth

P 25 YOU SUPER LIKED MCKENNA ON 5/31/20 McKenna jesus turned water into wine, just like i'm tryna turn you into mine Today 4:06 PM Ngl that was smooth Today 4:21 PM GIF how smooth would you say it was, on a scale of (000)-000-0000 to (999)-999-9999 Type a message Today 4:38 PM Mmmm about a ↓↓ Sent Send

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Bad Typo

Yep u have nice eyes Good luck in looking Type a message ... GIF 5 Thank you Yours look nice as well Shame you so fat Far * ↓↓ Sent Send

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Jesus

Grace YOU MATCHED WITH GRACE ON 18/6/21. Yesss?? You wanna know the difference between me and Jesus? Jesus was full of grace, whereas Grace is about to be full of me + Sent

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The OG Line

< YOU MATCHED WITH SON 1/19/21 Do you wanna steal my comfiest hoodie? Sat, Jan 23, 14:21 Yeah only if it's the comfiest tho Blue Sat, Jan 23, 23:57 Don't worry i only give my comfiest to the cute girls Do you want blue or white Sun, Jan 24, 01:48 Sun, Jan 24, 18:38 Perfect when do you want it? Sun, Jan 24, 20:28 Tonight? Or tomorrow? Sun, Jan 24, 21:01 Tomorrow works, do you want to pick it up or do you want me to deliver it?

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Not Wrong

< Elizabeth Chat Sat, Apr 10, 20:30 Mon, Apr 12, 14:28 jesus christ lol C I'm not a cat dad but I'm pretty used to scratch marks Today, 14:56 Profile 0 Jesus Christ was also used to nails ●●● Sent

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Oof

< Chelsea YOU MATCHED WITH CHELSEA ON 21/03/2021. Pick a historical era, and I'll try to come up with a pick up line related to that era Today 20:57 Hmmm the roaring 20's seems like a fun one You can't be a women Because you've got my vote Sent

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Well?

I'm not like other girls Are you a dude

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An Actually Nice Line

Today 9:33 PM I was looking at your profile and for some reason everything was blurry. So I grab my glasses and I STILL couldn't see a thing. It would appear I have been blinded by your beauty. L that was me bc that was smooth as Sent

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Dinosaur Puns

< Sara YOU MATCHED WITH SARA ON 11/25/19 What's your favorite dinosaur? Yesterday 3:46 PM Honestly that's a hard one but I might have to say Trisarahtops L Yesterday 8:40 PM That ones good but I'm more a fan of Trysaratopless Really?! I think that one is pretty cool too I think they're so cool but I've never seen on one person :(

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The Oatmeal

God spilled two things when he was crafting you. The beauty cannister, and oatmeal. Oatmeal?? Today 10:20 AM Indeed. The thickness. Stay updated. Get Read Receipts. Sent Today 12:45 PM Smooth love it lol

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Ouch

< 17:40 1 You matched with. 6/12/2022 Looks like god gave you everything but my number God saved me brb digging my grave

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Oh?

i like your bio Thanks haha! Wrote it myself! oh good I'm glad you didn't hire a professional bio writer cause those guys are the WORST Ikr!! Yours is good too! Funny! haha yeah I hired a professional writer Sent

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A Play

6:45 1 < Ryan YOU MATCHED WITH RYAN ON 11/26/19 Hey you're cute, I think I'd hold your hand in public Whoa whoa whoa! How about we start out slow with silently staring at each other over a crowded thanksgiving dinner where my grandmother can ask us uncomfortable questions and go from there? Nana: "So... Ryan.. when are you gonna propose?" I laugh nervously. I look around. Your whole family is waiting for my response. I don't know what to say. I muster up a smile and take a bite of pecan pie. I try to change the subject by complimenting your grandma's cooking. I am allergic to nuts. I don't have my EpiPen and am rushed to the hospital. The agony is over.

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What

12:02 1 < Sully > YOU MATCHED WITH SULLY ON 3/20/21 Can you emergency crash land my plane into your Hudson River? Sent

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That Works

11:34 1 < YOU MATCHED WITH VALERIA ON 6/27/21 You Valeria Me whats your go to breakfast? Thursday 12:16 AM Yesterday 11:34 PM ill only give if you give me something back what do you offer? Today 12:21 AM

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Wonder What the Other 99 Are

Jenny YOU MATCHED WITH JENNY ON 4/30/21 Yo, I've got 100 pretty cheesy pickup lines, pick a number between 1 and 100. Some of them aren't even pickup lines but oh well. let's hear number 50 Aight bet, give me a second. I'm going to have to report Spotify... Because I didn't see you in my hottest singles last week okay i like that one u pass Sent

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Aha

Let's eat carrot cakes off each other and watch some disney If we are eating carrot cake it has to be Alice and wonderland. Perfect match since your body is a wonderland I want to be Alice Sent Good with words I see 2/25/2021, 9:53 AM

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Nailed It

< Olivia YOU MATCHED WITH OLIVIA ON 3/8/22 titanic sorry that was a horrible icebreaker Today 10:40 AM

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