Just as an FYI, you should not be taking this article seriously. We're not here to deal with the legal repercussions of you trying these things, because anyone with common sense wouldn't do them. These are meant to be funny, and not any actual advice you should take seriously. Hopefully, you can understand satire. You've been warned.

We don't want to see any comments about people pressing charges against you for these, because you should know better, and we're just here to remind you that there are always bad ideas out there that aren't worth doing, but rather are just worth laughing at.

"Life pro tips" are hacks to make existence easier, but if you listen to these 18 examples found in the wild, chances are your life is about to get a lot more difficult. From Reddit, Twitter and beyond, here are some of the best of the worst life pro tips that we definitely don't recommend, and we claim no legal responsibilities if you're dumb enough to listen to them.