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20 Funny Signs With A Little Too Much To Say

For as long as signs have been around, funny signs have been around, too. It's likely that signs first appeared in the ancient civilizations that were first figuring out how to post information in their public forums, and even then, we may assume a few people messed around a bit with the wordplay and imagery to create something particularly memorable. And people absolutely love to stumble across these oddly phrased signs, whether they were intentional or completely accidental.

Now, our public forums for sign appreciation have primarily become various social media websites, but fortunately, having the world interconnected through the web means the things others find and share here certainly won't disappoint. We might not see these signs at our own employer's office or the local department store, but fortunately, we can all enjoy the strangeness of weird signs online. Here are some signs that really aren't saying what we'd expect, but they're certainly saying something.

Nice try

AISED EGGS REFRISERATE AFTER SPERD EXTRA CREA STOCK STOCK - STOCK ODS 00-0817 STO cken Organic Ketch Red Kroger CHICKEN NO STOCK NO FAT FREE NO DO NOT EAT My LUNCH! Ihave 7 Shrimp and 4,639 Rice "1 BRAND GOO GONE Spraycel QUAKE QUAKER OATS 100% WHOLE GRAIN OATS QUICK 1-MINUTE OATS ORTMEAL CAN HELP REDUCE CHOLESTEROL 120K 3,109

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And they say chivalry is dead

如何獲得男朋友 1.來本店買一份蛋糕 2.送給喜歡的男子,告訴他 如果好吃,我們就在一起 HOW TO GET A BOYFRIEND 1. Come to our shop, buy a cake. 2. Give it to your crush, tell him:" if the cake is tasty, we should be together. 3.本店蛋糕很好吃,所以 3. Cakes from our shop are delicious, 一定會成功 ※如果被拒絕,請再光 so you will succeed. *If he turns you down, please come 臨,我們提供一杯熱 again, we will give you a cup of hot 咖啡妳帶回去潑他 臉上。 鑫源咖啡語茶 coffee for free, so you can splash it on his face.

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This is fair

BANNED WORDS 0 SKIBIDI SIGMA RIZZ GYATT OHIO FANUM TAX SUS GRIDDY 0 1,2 BUCKLE MY SHOE MEWING SUIIIII THE USE OF THESE WORDS WILL RESULT IN A C1 TALK PROPERLY

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Seems misleading

Clever advertisement from this bar GREAT FREE BEER WIFI

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Good question

BEAUTY SAL DO U.K. WEBSITES USE BISCUITS INSTEAD OF COOKIES WallingfordSign.com f

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That must have taken some dedication

WARNING: Endoscopy equipment is NOT to be used for stealing food from the vending machine! Management itos SWERY SHEAT PEMERTY FERNAL 116 B RODD GOL THINS 120 122 124 126 Mas Vickicks Mas Vokies SA SAYA MALY VISAK PATRINES CACNE CHAMPETE CHEEZIES SPICY DALLE CORNICHONAL LANETH

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Carpet my what?

No matter how I read this sign, I still have questions. CARPET YOUR WHOLE FOR ONLY $99 Welcome

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Doing some restructuring

imgflip.com Attention THE 9th FLOOR HAS TEMPORARILY BEEN MOVED TO THE 15TH FLOOR

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Yikes

Perhaps best to keep your sliding door closed BRUNZIG Clothes & Socks BIG CS ง 己

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I suspect it might, yes

This product contains peanuts.

(Source: Reddit)

Me entering the freeway during LA traffic:

please let me merge before I start crying

(Source: Reddit)

John gets no credit

MEN WORKING EXCEPT JOHN THAT GUY DOES NOTHING

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"Dollar" Tree

101 Carefree To Go/Pratiq Original Check Prices Here DOLLAR TREE Scan for Price ZEBRA CLEANING SUPPLIES essentials ADULT HANGEN

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Helpful reminder

The cow from Dora says: Don't do cele in the bathroom!

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Now in 3D

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Cinnamon bun $1 "Not actual size 201

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Well, it's fine, I guess

za Hat PAY PARKING NO LOADING and UNLOADING VIOLATORS WILL BE FINE Teng

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Food

KFC No Pets & Other Food Allowed

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He's right, you know

WHATTH - RIC COFFEE COMPANY BEEF JERKY COSTS TOO MUCH & Jewelry

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Charming Appalachian trail

HEAR BANJOS? ** WALK FASTER

(Source: Reddit)



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