Kids being stupid

20 Glimpses Into The Lives Of Very Dumb Children

Children are entertaining, to say the least. They're just tiny humans who haven't really figured out what life is yet, so as they grow up, they find themselves doing some of the dumbest things imaginable, egged on by their not-quite-formed brains. The things they do are generally all learning experiences, but once in a while they do things so stupid that we're not sure they're capable of learning anything about it.

Here, we've gathered some of the dumbest things children have been caught doing lately, or things that former children have dredged up from their past. All are kind of adorable, but also impressive in the level of complete stupidity that was necessary to be caught up in such bizarre acts. Depending on your level of patience, the following images may also serve as a reminder to be diligent about your birth control. Here are 20 kids who will be cringing about these things when they're older.

Good Parenting

Parents of reddit, what's your best example of reversed psycology on your kids that actually worked? Discussion 26.5k BEST COMMENTS ▼ 6.6k Share blackbird77 2.6h Took my 3 year old son to one of those doctor's visits where he was going to get a shot. He was worried about the shot on the whole drive over, almost to the point of tears. We get to the doctor's office and a nurse subtly lets me know that my son is not just scheduled for 1 shot, but 5 of them in the same visit. I turn to my son with an exaggerated smile and tell him, "Good news! They figured out how to take that one big shot you were going to get and instead break it up into these 5 little tiny shots so it won't hurt nearly as much!" You could see the relief wash over his face. He stopped squirming and relaxed completely. He took the first shot and even smiled and said "It's true! The small ones don't hurt!" We actually made it through the third shot before the effect wore off and reality kicked in. Still... I counted it as a victory.

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Three-Year-Old Stabs Christmas Beef

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Stealthy

Kammy @KammyTaught You Found out my 3 year old son yelled "We in here!" during an active shooter drill at his school today.

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Recipe Book from the Class of 2036

3 w This recipe shall be known as: Candy Canes From the Kitchen of: X Ingredients: 12 sweets 16 stripes . The thing that makes the shape Directions: ● ● ● to loo I First put the sugar down. Then make it really small. Then put the shape then get the stripes. Then put the sugar on. Cook it and then make it cool down. You're welcome to eat it! C ain C [ S

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What?

Name: Welcome to Third Grade! Dominic C 1. Name three animals that are cute but aren't usually pets sloths, Kolas, and fons, 2. Name three things that you like in nature wood _stons, and water. 3. Name three countries in the world: _capety flordy, and inglind. 4. Name three people who lived a long time ago albret instiny alexander the andtomesereisin. grate 5. Name three things that are under the sea, besides fish: -sharks, star fish, spegetab. 6. Name three fruits that are red on the inside or the outside water melen, charys, apels.. 7. Name three ways to travel, besides a car trab airplan, boet 8. Name three things you would like to have on a deserted island: boets food... sea. 9. Name three things you wish you could eat everyday GOEAMLE, ice crem, cake 10. Name three things that are smaller than a mouse: : otpofa h :..adom The Teacher Next Door

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Help Decipher This 1st Grade Spelling Test

March 2012 Fanner ceam X FITTE Sheeck K OL LCeOe URa Wdd ✓ 2219X 1 Камм HUMM X wrek shreee X l BKUSS Juss ee Vin PLLARSSO y V 9/14

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Seems Legit

February Dear M₂.. Caroline is doing so well this year I believe that she is able to skip to Middle School. I know that my har desig my hand some how last night. Sincerely, Buson P.S. Write me back, 2001

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Found the Keys to the Jewelry Box

RE SUPINE

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She Wanted to See If It Could Cut Her Hair

PUCHEM TRAIL Qa

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Hi

My daughter was born when my son was just two. For the first six months of her life we were constantly greeting her, "Hiiiii sweet girl. Hi little one. Hi my precious baby." My daughter is 18 months old now and no matter how much we correct him, my son is convinced her name is Hi. He will say, "Mom, Hi's awake. Hi is hungry." Or my absolute favorite, "Hello Hi."

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"I Just Wanted to Try It"

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Nice

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Drawing Eyebrows on the Dog

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Child Abduction?

My heart is loved because... AUT "B BAK Sand box 0 Someone saw me at the park and kept following me.

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Jumping Fan

When I was younger I was afraid of the dumbest things. I was afraid of the ceiling fan because I thought it would jump at me.

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Kid Says It "Fell" During a Game of Minecraft

LG

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Trying to Fill a Bucket with Sand

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Don't Think He Knows What Those Words Mean

My brother got a rc car toy with lights and sounds and one of the first things he said was "It looks like if it was going to do a nuclear holocaust!"

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What?

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She's Trying

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