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20 Greatest Hits From The Past Week On Tumblr

In a way, you had to be there. Golden age Tumblr was a social phenomenon that left many with permanent brainworms of a particularly beautiful and esoteric kind. The site is still around, and people are still sharing their field notes from sensitive lives. Beautiful things observed out in the world, fascinating ideas plucked from the edges of human knowledge, and jokes so stupid and earnest you can't help but laugh at them. Tumblr gives a vital dose of the absurd and self-aware to meme culture, giving a home to deeper reflection and more unique niches.

It may not be 2014 anymore, nor even the long 2014, but Tumblr is still active and still producing bangers left, right, and center. It remains one of the internet's most treasured and beloved places. Here's a look at some of the most recent ones, gathered from Reddit's /r/Tumblr.

Spooky Thoughts

ayziak Читать Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion Blaze

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Spinach Facts

Cooking spinach okaymad.tumblr.com jewishgf This is the meme content I like to see astrangertomykin let me tell u something chefs love memes about how a kitchen works and this one caused my entire kitchen to riot and my head chef sent it to all the area chefs in the company

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Put It Into Production

the-punforgiven Follow I think it'd be funny to have a character who keeps trying to break the fourth wall and failing the-punforgiven Dude's like "we can't do that, we don't have the budget this episode" but he's in a novel the-punforgiven Something stupid happens and he tries to stare directly into camera but he's fully looking the wrong way

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A Flaw Perhaps

tilthat TIL Charles Osborne had the hiccups non-stop for approximately 68 years, from 1922 to 1990. His hiccups first started in 1922 while weighing a hog for slaughter. He fell and busted a blood vessel in his brain resulting in him damaging a small part of the brain that inhibits the hiccup response via reddit.com deadmomjokes Wait wait wait. You're telling me that the default is Yes Hiccups, and there's a part of the brain that's specifically designed to say No Hiccups instead? brunhiddensmusings you sound surprised that humans are so badly designed Source: tilthat

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Like Little Men

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name May 9, 2024 11:54 AM 1 month ago Follow I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name May 9, 2024 12:00 PM 1 month ago B 3.4K a C like. these breeds didn't even EXIST yet back then. those painters were PROPHETS. #animals #art 37,955 notes D D 68

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Authority Figure

swan2swan Follow I was not prepared for Sheriff Snorlax A overpoweredoriginal poster Follow this town ain't big enough for the one of me

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Could've Been

toskarinfr 43m ago Follow just heard about noam chomsky. I don't know what to say. every interaction I had with him, he was a veritable ray of sunshine. I still remember sitting by the lake, tracing reeds across the water's surface and promising that those beautiful days of summer would last forever

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Beautiful Concept

emmaklee Follow Jun 24, 2023 Chris Palmieri @cpalmieri This is how you design with graceful Follow degradation: Muji's flashlight works whether you have one or four batteries, double or triple A. 単3形 単4形 2:24 AM - 30 Sep 2017 pourquoiwhy Follow Jul 8, 2023 I learned a new concept Graceful degradation is the ability of a computer, machine, electronic system or network to maintain limited functionality even when a large portion of it has been destroyed or rendered inoperative. The purpose of graceful degradation is to prevent catastrophic failure. (Tech Target, first result on the search engine) biglawbear Follow Sep 16, 2023 Literal opposite of planned obsolescence. I love you graceful degradation. ...

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Kafe

redarmyscreaming Follow Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash- Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory. the-real-numbers Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

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Safety

uglygirlstatus i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

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The Son

metalslugx when your son gets locked up FREE MY BOY luisvirgil when your son escapes jojoxgamer My Boy! Free My Boy! is running. Lookout 8:26 PM Scan Complete My Boy! is safe when your son comes home

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Censorship

notajerusalemcricket reblogged hellionmutt Nov 22, 2023 This post was flagged because somewhere in your reblog there might be sexually explicit content tothearkmoved Jun 24, 2020 karhs Follow Nov 18, 2023 Lost In Transi the terrible spectre #whatever floats your stoat... #not my joke ALT QI tumblr staff shaking in utter fear and dread of the terrible spectre ? CLU

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Maxxing

etto Dec 6, 2023 new trend called 'heavenmaxxing' basically where you be really kind to others and help little old ladies cross the road & stuff mallowmaenad Jun 1 new trend called 'purgatorymaxxing' basically where you be NOTHING to others and help NOBODY cross NOWHERE & NOTHING MORE evilwizard Jun 3 new trend called 'hellmaxxing' where you RELEASE THOUSANDS OF DEADLY HORNETS INTO A NURSING HOME

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Personal Motto

vilea777 sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine 43,4K notities

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The Votes Are In

laurelhach ✓ Follow 22h ago Sponsored with Blaze Which bug is forklift certified stag beetle 61.5% praying mantis 18.1% peppered moth 2.1% acorn weevil 9.1% crane fly 8% other (answer in tags PLEASE it's important) 3,285 votes ⚫ Remaining time: 6 days 1 hour Pinned Post #insects 466 notes D ① 1.2% ...

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New Cat Form

frostplays Follow CHAT THEY DISCOVERED A NEW COAT TYPE IN CATS IT'S CALLED "SALMIAK" OR "SALTY LICORICE" AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS fwizard Follow oh... cookies AND cream...

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We're Cooked

vamptits Follow May 31 they want you to make fried rice memser Follow May 31 who is "they" vamptits May 31 the wok left catalinaacosta Jun 1 where did it go? 53,759 notes Follow DO 17 3

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J'owo

island-delver-go Did you just Conjugate Owo In french J'owo Tu owos Il owo Nous owoins Vous owoez Ils owoent Linguistics is cancelled owoui 1

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Calling It All Out

andmaybegayer Hace 10 h Seguir anyone else seeing weird mysterious failures on Tumblr mothsandfoxes Seguir Hace 10 h yeah but you didnt have to call us out like that andmaybegayer Hace 9 h network failures network failures 5.117 notas D D

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High-Level

professionalchaoticdumbass Ⓡ Seguir cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn ALT professionalchaoticdumbass #cast iron becomes more powerful the more seasoned a wizard is you come onto my post and be funnier than me 24.889 notas D

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