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20 Jokes That Ascended To A Higher Plane Of Comedy

None of these jokes are particularly great. Make no mistake, these are bad. If you like them, your sense of humor is broken.
"Comedy Heaven" consists of news headlines, screenshots, candid photos and many more images that we've come to love more than we hate. The subreddit, /r/comedyheaven, has grown over the years to the point where it's gained nearly two million members. Fun fact: the Comedy Heaven is also where Big Chungus was first born. That pretty much tells you everything you need to know about it.

These incredibly dumb images are far funnier than their counterparts in the comedy cemetery, because these jokes died for a rather different reason. And yet they're so bland and confusing that laughing at them might point to a void in your soul. In fact, it seems some of them weren't meant to be jokes at all, they're just so awkwardly phrased that we can't help but love them. Sometimes, bad jokes can be some of the best jokes out there, and if you're not in total agreement, maybe these dumb jokes will change your mind.

She Seems Sold

excuse me, ma'am... what? would you like to donate to my charity? maybe, what's it called? CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! it's four good caws

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Big Jim

Adam Liaw O @adamliaw My children are currently trying to murder each other because my 8 year old son won't stop telling my 5 year old daughter that her real birth name is “Big Jim". 6:32 PM · 1/5/22 · Twitter for iPhone 965 Retweets 153 Quote Tweets 23.8K Likes

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Mambo No. 5

TooFab Stephen King Reveals Wife Amost Divorced Him Over Mambo No. 5 Obsession 36 mins ago Far Out Magazine Stephen King reveals his obsession with 'Mambo No. 5' 2 days ago GamesRadar Stephen King's obsession with the song Mambo No 5 almost got him divorced ays ago VE. FLA DEW N

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Buck

Buck My name is Buck. I'm a 57 year old American man who has been left by his ex wife debra

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Never Get Cheesed

r/mildlyinfuriating u/XLIV_tm 1d. reddit my car got cheesed. ESCODE -600 TRENT K Ford Tin s 727XX € 3/3

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Valid Reaction To Arctic Monkeys

Jeff Crump July 5, 2006. Arctic Monkeys

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The Unfortunate Strikes Again!

CLA CARRARIE Co Due to the Unfortunate! CHERRY Coca-Cola We are deeply out of Onions! Thanx for the understanding -Management- Grab Flavor That's Got Game Coke ZERO SUGAR Coca Cola. ZERO SUGAR Coca-Cola Wendy's PROUD PARTNERS OF MARCH MADNESS VANILLA Coca-Cola Wanity ere VERYDAY FAV "9 COMBOS ENCLUDE HED FRE GERS Coll KEN DAVE 5.79 DAVE 4.89 DAY BAC 14 G SO BA C

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You Guys Are Ordering Other Things At Red Lobster?

36 @simpdog *at the red lobster* me: i will have the red lobster waiter: okay 1:54 AM · 12/23/19 · Twitter for iPhone 10.2K Retweets 82.7K Likes

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Cameron Loves the Beach

Botch?? I LOve the BO ch! Cameron H.

Christopher's Longest Run

Evening Run Distance Pace 308,569.20 mi Os /mi This activity is christopher's longest run on Strava! OMapbox Oponstreuthan

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Pretzel Guy

Pretzel Guy 1 Listen, buddy, I'm not too thrilled about this, either. " - Pretzel Guy, Listen Buddy Pretzel Guy is a mentally sick in the head character

Jellyfish

The thec... I HAD A DREAM I WAS SWIMMING IN A LAKE FULL OF JELLYFISH. FK JELLYFISH 135 27 1,099 1,171 · 23 Sep 13 Tyler, The Creator O @tylerth... I HATE JELLYFISH SO MUCH, THEY ARE SO KING EVIL. STAY AWAY FROM THEM. ITS ONE WITH 24 EYES THAT TRIES TO EAT YOU. THE BOX JELLY. 151 27 2,537 2,148 Tyler, The Creator O @tylerthe... · 10 Apr 13 : THEY DONT DIE AND LIKE FOK THEY MULTIPLY OMG JELLYFISH ARE GONNA KILL US 128 27 1,171 870 Tyler, The Creator @tylerthe.. · 11 Apr 13 : WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO KILL JELLYFISH THOSE SLIMEY FKS ARE UNSTOPPPPPAAABBBLLLLEEEE. 166 27 1,563 1,129 Tyler, The Creator O @tylerthe... · 09 Jul 13 : ONLY STUPID PEOPLE SAY JELLYFISH STAY IN THE WATER. WATCH, ONE DAY THEY ARE GONNA BE ABLE TO DRIVE CARS AND USE GPS AND WE ARE ALL F KED! 264 27 4,146 2,707

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I Really Thought This Was a Dog at First

• Forklift Memeposting 11 minutes ago • E I've been driving a forklift for 20 years I know no passengers but I couldn't help myself Imao

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Book

BOOK ARE COOL! BOOK ARE DINO MITE!

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Toast

LaughAtlantic #FBPE #Rejoin .#JohnsonOut @LaughAtlantic #FBPA You are toast Johnson Failed Leadership #JohnsonOutToday TO

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Maine

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Proof?

Theorem: I have big mouth. Prod

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Baked Beans

Pembroke Connect ... Porl Matthew Haley · 8h · E I am assuming a stupid prank but this is one of my cars this morning. I hate baked beans 96 78 Comments O Like Comment Send

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Mbruuum Mbrumm

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Grill Gone

ENBF grill gone a month ago free stuff no grill the grill is gone

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