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21 Online Comments No One Wanted To Read

Online there is a lot of freedom for people. This can be both a good and bad thing at the same time. While people are free to post and comment whatever they like, giving them an outlet for all their thoughts, some of those thoughts would have been better left unsaid. Some people have some pretty dark humor, and while it can be funny, it can also be a little uncomfortable. That's where most of the cursed comments come from, jokes filled with dark humor that took it almost a little too far.

Cursed comments are ones no one really asked for, but many people are subjected to read anyway, they can leave a lasting, icky feeling on readers, but at the same time are low-key hilarious. Reddit's /r/cursedcomments is a subreddit filled with some of the worst of the worst, considering comments online. Here are just 21 of those terrible thoughts spread by people on the internet who just had to say what they were thinking.

Nooope

Men and women of reddit, what made you NOT want a second date with someone? BEST COMMENTS V ↑ Share + S 2 Awards On a first date at a coffee shop, the guy picked up my foot (I was wearing cute sandals). He rubbed my foot for a second and I was like w then he put my all of my toes in his mouth. At the table.

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Good roads

Boom 9h- is the fall of Rome comparable to the current situation in the United States? 209 142 Comments 17 Shares Like Comment ✓ Share ser No, Rome had good roads

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This cannot be true

L @hereforbts_ What was your schools huge scandal? 3:55 AM 5/30/19 Twitter for iPhone . 1,433 Retweets 9,654 Likes 27 ↑ Kai || #ATEEZisComing @f....20h v Replying to @hereforbts_ 50% of the blood donated from my school tested HIV positive

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The worst, or best funeral music

40 3141 31 What's the worst song to play at a funeral? 29.5k BEST COMMENTS V 18.9k ↑ Share 11 Awards my father chose the music for my uncles funeral, I didn't recognise the title, however at the intense moment that the curtains drew around the coffin. Out blurted the looney tunes theme. We were horrified and my dad sat there hunched over giggling to himself. Reply 8.9k

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Had me in the first half

How do you covertly measure your girlfriends ring size? Discussion + 5.8k 2.Ok Share BEST COMMENTS azureknightmare 11h What I did - we were window s... MrsMarshmellow • 14h. My (now) husband took me to a je... RebelPterosaur. 14h I had my sister tell her, "Did you kn... enke 2 - 12h Start a Reddit thread and wait for girls to respond with their ring sizes. Then open the thread and show the GF while commenting how weird it is that women randomly know this and make a comment about it being as strange as knowing your blood type. She'll nonchalantly respond with both pieces of information. Later that night after she falls asleep, cut off her right ring finger to validate both.

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Cursed Ariel moment

Auc FERICA USIC WARD A FE d Fa F Joe Devine Audi M Jul 16 at 11:59 AM - MT Ariana Grande used to look like Ariel from the little mermaid, now she looks like Ariel from the little mermaid. Do

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That's pretty cool

iris @boxofturtles the first new yorker to get one of these has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time Dexerto @Dexerto. 2d The world's first flying car has been approved and is taking preorders at $300,000 7:03 03 Jul 23.997 Views

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I mean…

Sick pi ; are pretending to be chicken nuggets online to lure kids mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/f... Josh @Solacee If your kid goes to meet a chicken nugget that s✶ ✶ just natural selection at that point

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Sigh…

your local anarchist ninetails is the hottest gen 1 pokemon. 09-11 Antworten Definitelynotsmart you dare say this when gengar is right there 09-11 Antworten ก(...)ค Thats a fox! 32 4 09-11 Antworten your local anarchist a pretty and s (\W\) 25 fox with nine tails, fire breath, and human intelligence. 09-11 Antworten 23 19

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Don't wanna imagine that

BAYB @DawnKeke Imagine you miss a payment on a TESLA and it drives itself back to the dealership. Like Comment Share 345 178 Shares Most Relevant Imagine dead, old people in their Teslas just arriving places. 16h Like Reply 9

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Oh

Y'all know Jesus see your tweets right? How he see my tweets but missed 400 years of slavery?? You and 559 others 41 comments Like Q Comment Send He didn't miss it. He approved it. Haha Reply 41

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That's gnarly

Americans really be arguing about pineapple on pizza while in Algeria we eat it with fries and mayonnaise... shutterstock.com. 1348979651 256 39 Comments 4h This is why you're a third world country. 26

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A cursed snack

Nova the Sylveon Yesterday at 6:59 PM this true? Its dangerous to go alone Take this Eevee and u shall be safe Knife_7777 Yesterday at 6:59 PM ah a snack for late thank you Jolteon

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Eyes everywhere

Conjoined twins had a 1/30 million chance of survival at birth, they are now adults and have become teachers! /r/ALL SEPTEMBER 200 great year. @that cursedcomment 59.3k 4.3k Share Award 4 Awards wow good luck cheating in that class.

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Cursed odds

Vote VOLTAGE Windex CRYSTAL RAIN 37 ↑ Share + Assassin2456822 · 30m If I drink both of them i'm guaranteed to drink the right one

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Seriously though

db designboom @designboom future homeowners in france are now looking into "straw houses" The Hustle Penguin @who_shot_jgr did a big bad wolf write this

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Glad the end got cut off

Corn @snuurid mosquitoes nowadays be pullin down ya socks to bite you 10:53 PM 2021-07-18 Twitter for iPhone ⋅ • 18.3K Retweets 877 Quote Tweets 147K Likes 27 Corn@snuurid 15h Replying to @snuurid <] like how tf did this appear on my ankle 17 110 8,792 Doc DO @ayodocc 15h Replying to @snuurid wish they would pull down my pants and

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Poor guy

kirbo Today at 4:04 PM Inferyesn't|+62 Today at 4:20 PM That's sad Berg | Chompers Today at 4:22 PM "Parts sold separately" HOT WHEELS

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Cursed whale watching

Architectural masterpiece. 9GAG.COM Norway Is Opening A Whale-Watching Museum In The Shape Of A Whale Fin DO* 8.6K Like 593 Comments 371 Shares Share Comment Top Fan A place to observe whales? In my country its called McDonald's Like Reply Write a comment... 213

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This is true

If your child his/her hand in the puts topping you have to Pay for the ENTIRE JContainer! Thank you ik Tok Comments 1w Like Reply View more replies... J 2.3K D The ones offended by the sign are the type of parents who have kids that smell like hot dog water 2w Like Reply View more replies... 8.7K

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Real ones stay

ioN HaqL I went from losing no one my whole life to almost 10 people within a year idk how much more I can take 9:27 PM 5/27/20 - Twitter for iPhone Mary Mason Replying real ones stay and the fake ones leave, only thing you gotta remember ioN HaqL 27 They're fl dead dumb 27

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