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22 Out-Of-Pocket Comments No One Should Have Said

On the internet, everyone has the freedom to say and post whatever they want, for the most part, depending on the site. There are some people who take this freedom to its greatest extent though, and that isn't always a great thing. Sometimes people take their comments and posts a little too far online, leaving unhinged ideas and comments that no one really asked for, but unfortunately many people come across. These kinds of comments take things almost too far, but they are funny, in a dark sort of way.

Cursed comments have the similar vibe of cursed images. They just sort of leave you feeling uncomfortable and a little awkward. It's amazing, and kind of frightening, what kinds of things these people can come up with. Reddit's specially curated subreddit, /r/CursedComments, features many of these kind of terribly unhinged comments for anyone who wants to be subjected to this kind of wild content.

That's harsh

This man lost his 16-year-old son in a car wreck. He decided to donate his son's organs, including his heart. So, the heart recipient sent his dad a surprise gift: a teddy bear with a recording of his son's heart. jhonosterman 44m Now when the batteries run out it would be like his son died twice. Reply +3

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Oop

ivy ✡ @wolktress ... did you just put yourself in a mid-off with me girl ceci @SLEEPYTOWNS 1h LMAOOOO

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Oh Leo…

Ryanair @Ryanair. 11h too old for him Emir Han @RealEmirHan-13h Sydney Sweeney says her celebrity crush is Leo DiCaprio. 326 14.2K 107K 6.3M I

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That ain't right

Environmental-Mix625 • 4h Yeah it's normal to date 5 year apart but when she's 20 and ur 25 not when ur 18-19and she's like 13-14 5050Clown⚫ 3h Reply 311 Dude people date 18 years apart all the time. My girlfriend is still in her dad' normal. ' , yo. It's 265 Saber_is_dead ⚫ 3h 8 Awards is it awkward when you kiss 564

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Cursed dream

Details Talking about the American Dream in ^ class and the prof asked the one German kid if they had a German 73 dream. He responded, "We did, but no one liked it." 55 MINS 3 REPLIES *FAMOUS

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Very specific superpowers

For every video game you get 100% on, you can choose between getting $500,000 or one ability of the main character of the game. Comments m_jones2004 3d - Pinned 100% red dead redemption and giving myself tuberculosis Reply View 232 more replies arkadepilgrim 3d · Pinned I'm 100% on ark lol, I claim the ability to tame anything alive by knocking it out and force feeding it Reply i 116K 57.6K

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Is it divorce-worthy?

FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole Follow For the first time since I met my wife, I've fallen in love with another woman. She's gorgeous, and we have insane chemistry. The only thing stopping me is that she's never seen Star Trek, and I can't bear the thought of going through every episode of Voyager again. 11:25 16 Mar 24 312K Views 26 Reposts 10 Quotes 968 Likes 43 Bookmarks 12 Replying to @fesshole May divorce be with you 12 271 .6h 322 ılı 12.6K ☐ %

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Leave him alone

305093 comments .houle Bro sat next to Jesus in schools 1d Reply I❤ View replies (204) V luvduece 10,4K LATINAS Bro wrote the alphabet 49,2K 21h Reply View replies (419) ▼ nikkgurrr Bro hooked up with cleopathra 12,1K

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A terrible refund

@Seth_Timlake My bill after getting bit by a snake SUMMARY OF PATIENT SERVICES 1/2 19129 contact status PHARMACY LABORATORY SERVICES $83,341.25 FRE INTENSIVE CARE ROOM INTERMEDIATE CARE ROOM $22,433.00 $21,225.00 a. c $17,766.00 A. RADIOLOGY THERAPY SERVICES EMERGENCY CARE SERVICES $5,564.00 $1,423.00 a. $947.00 A. SPECIAL SERVICES $462.00 a TOTAL CHARGES $153,161.25 A. ☐ ACCOUNT SUMMARY Service Date 07/04/15 to 07/09/15 chrisouttawater Imagine your card declines and they bring the snake back in

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Cursed comeback

Piers Morgan @piersmorgan 3m Because every time I sleep with your girlfriend she gives me another cookie. TheGingerNinja @Stretford....3m. Replying to @piersmorgan Why are you so chubby mate? 119 1753 387 ↑ TheGingerNinja @Stretford Devil. 30s This is very creepy mate, I'm in year 7 1 27 2 ↑

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Huh?

How serial killers who never got caught watch documentaries about their crimes 1.0k -> 12 Share Award BEST COMMENTS Bobbybinby 1h Relatable Reply +45-> Acro_Reddit 何だって?!! 1h Wait what

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A terrible discovery

Ü KEEP TAHOE BLUE UberFacts ❤ @UberFacts 20h Ostriches raised in captivity sometimes become 89 17277 attracted to humans 1,818 Replying to @UberFacts Imagine being the person who found this out the hard way 5:28-0 Twitter for iPhone

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Cursed parents

Parents: So, do you have a girlfriend? 406 Me No Yes I don't want to talk about it Mom Dad 40 Comments --y 5h I count that as a win I don't care. Parents: So, do you have a girlfriend? Me: Look "Mom" and "Dad". I'm twice as tall as both of you and I'm white. You haven't even told me I'm adopted yet and you're asking me if I have a girlfriend??! ← Reply 155

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It was just bad timing

Cody & @AltHistCody It was so bad, God sent a plague like a month later Pop Crave @PopCrave - 19h 'Cats' was released 4 years ago.

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Well when you put it that way

jake @HUNTYCHAN Ugh my boyfriend's family is so against us dating 6/26/17, 10:58 PM 1 Like 17 Miss Gio Baby @giolololol 19s Replying to @HUNTYCHAN Who are they to stop you 27 jake @HUNTYCHAN-10s His wife and kids

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Oof

Richard Sherman @RSherman_25.9h Disappointed. Going to bounce back soon. Asked a lot from my body in a short amount of time. Will be back better 584 521 10.5K 1 Kyle Araujo @KAraujo8.9h Can't possibly come back any worse 20 1 13 Richard Sherman 122 1 @RSherman_25.9h I could come back as you. 143 1272 2,985 Kyle Araujo @KAraujo8 - 8h You'd immediately no longer be a threat to your wife, so that's good 32 1768 325

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Phew

r/facepalm F u/Susan_Vance • 4h Makes me feel a little better MISC Join if you ever feel dumb, just know that when my friend was 14 she went to a psychiatrist bc she "had a voice in her head". it was her brain. like literally just her thoughts. she thought that she was the only person who had the ability to think. for 14 years. 2 103 152 Comments B • AutoModerator ⚫ 4h • Comments that are uncivil, racist, ... Lucian_Grave 4h Oh thank god, I must be extra normal because I have three of those B Reply 240

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McDonald's

LNISPI 00 000 CRISP CRISPY 277 comments 33 (M) jackiewashereeee I know nobody will read this, but sometimes when im bored, I go to my garden and dig myself into the ground and pretend like I'm a radish 5-19 Reply mmcdonalds. Creator jackie i read this ☑ 8 00

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Imagine that

@Amir Talai When a billionaire dies, who inherits their senators? 2:31 PM - 23 Aug 19. Twitter Web App 29.8K Retweets 139K Likes 27 Pam Hansen @pamhanseniscool 1d v Replying to @AmirTalai and @Prof_Tweeper They should be buried with them like a pharaoh 31 152 to deter lie.content" anned CRT up a cel 54 t1.5K books to udinior normou 11K 1,866 175K 1 Portland Bi aw of Tm

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They probably are, honestly

These are called Witches Stairs. Allegedly, witches can't climb up them. You will occasionally find them in old New England homes. /r/ALL Batbuckleyourpants • 4h 5 Awards Yes, i imagine they are quite good at killing old women. Reply 2.2k boredpanda.com

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Cursed cow fate

i wish i was a cow eating grass in a field. no rent. no job. no college. just moo 3,2 duizend 701 opmerkingen Vind ik leuk Opmerking plaatsen ❖ Delen All fun and games until...

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That's rough

r/AskMen u/Anotheraccountdelete ⚫ 4h I went to hug a girl and she grabbed my hand and shook it, what are the most isolated places on earth known to man? OP GETS REKT 10.5k BEST COMMENTS 843 Share ImProbably YourDadAMA x3.4h Your bed I'm guessing. Reply 20.4k

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