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23 Hilarious Moments From The Dating App Bumble

Dating apps are the biggest trend when it comes to meeting new people. Such apps have made dating quick and efficient, and probably a little less sincere. Instead of meeting someone naturally, in the wild, now every single in the area is available in one app. With one quick swipe people can either find their soulmate or lose a connection forever. Though online dating comes with its perks, there are also some major flaws and drawbacks with the system. People are just so bold behind a screen and the pickup lines are getting worse and worse. It isn't all bad though; sometimes people really do find the loves of their lives on there, and they live happily ever after.

Redditors share their successes and their failures on dating apps, from the cringeworthy to the just plain weird. But this time, the following images are from the Bumble users only, the app where women message first. Here are 23 polarizing messages and bios users have found during their time on the app.

That Last Line

About me God>everything. VYN Christian man with traditional values. Veteran. Golden Retriever energy. Forklift certified. I like my women how I like my coffee, huge t Send a Compliment

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So Sorry

Today Sim so sorry my Dog always runs into super hot guys dms but I guess while I m here....hey

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Shallow?

Favorite quality in a person... a lot of money

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Generalizations

< Daniel Today You asked: When are you at your most daring? Drunk When upset. Ask another question Hahahahaha go figure Girls think with emotions 4:28 PM How so? Lol Oh wow. Delivered

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Michael Scott?

Entertainer at Private About me Do not swipe on me if you are in Human Resources. My pronouns: EATA/BAGA/DIX Send a Compliment

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Where Is This Going?

T******, joined the chat Today Sup macbook Aa GIF

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Jackpot

I like your eyes the most. What are you looking on for here? S I like your eyes the most. thank you sm <3 you Today S What are you looking on f... was looking for yo Aa GIF 99

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Build-a-Boyfriend

= S bumble Skylar, 18 she/her O interested. Om mig looking for something long term only. skinny white boys preferably with long hair no one under 5'9 tho or over 21. only requirements are you gotta be super loyal and clingy and text me everyday. i'm open to long distance if necessary. hmu or add me on discord 69 if ur

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Someone Needs to Tell on Erik

= S bumble 28 Erik, 43 0 About me Disclaimer: I'm married and she doesn't know I'm on here. if that bothers you, please move along. Looking for friends and anything else that might come along Send a Compliment 69

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Fair Enough

she/her Equine Veterinary Assistant About me Tried the marriage thing once, didn't take. I literally don't remember what it's like to have a social life, let alone talk to strangers. So this is me, kicking my own a off the dock. Worst case, I spook, crawl back into my hole like a demented groundhog, and we all go back about our business. Send a Compliment

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Oh, RIP

hi friend!! Yesterday hey girl!!! how are you? Today im meh my stepdad died today

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No "Hey" Allowed

FYI: If you're gonna reply with just "hey" to my *hello*,don't bother Send a Compliment My haninn 小

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Good to Know

About me Raised in Latin America, refined in Asia. Introverted agnostic Buddhist aquascaper who wants to cuddle & have dinner with your closest friends. Empathetic & committed to growth. Seeking a kind, curious, thoughtful woman. I got a vasectomy.

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Sigh

4:25 Yesterday Extends the match but doesn't message first? Interesting 09 Wait really??? I did not know that Ⓒ I mean that's literally how Bumble works...guys can't message first I just learned something new lol 000

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Oop

Yesterday Yes! My Nerdy Bad Boy order finally came through. What took you so long? Today Ah, we've previously received feedback that women don't usually like it when their nerdy bad boys come too quickly. ●●● Delivered

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Do You Have a Dog?

Is that ur dog? I have a dog here as well Gestern yes its "my" dog how long do you already live in Berlin? "My"? I've been here since oct 2021 i don't want to call him mine... feels wrong. I mean we live together You? Zugestellt

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Smooth

Im actually writing a book right now i think you might like it Yes im about to finish diploma in cookery How about you? Oh thats so cool Whats the book about I would love to read it Whats the book about Its a "phone book", im almost done with it, its just missing your number in it.

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Conversation…

Ikr! Lol Yes May 28, 2023 Irony is your interest in your profile says "Deep chat" May 29, 2023 So I noticed you like club and dancing!! Yesterday Today Well that's fun and all but I feel like another hobby you could practice is exploring conversation skills Delivered

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Either Side?

Age Between 18 and 26 See people 2 years either side if I run out

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Girls Supporting Girls

Today Apparently he's doing well. just thought I'd give you a heads up if this was going anywhere I'm his gf if two years, I'm leaving his & but I thought you'd wanna know what kinda guy he is Please don't take this as anything against you! I like to give others for warning so what's happening to me doesn't happen to them.

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Won't Last Long

E S About me bumble 4 Brand NEW to the market after 10 years '93 model in colour white 9 % Only ONE previous owner Large dual front air bags and fantastic rear cargo Regular maintenance, low miles, clean undercarriage Superior handling and performance Swipe right to learn more or make an offer WON'T LAST LONG

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Short King

New here About me men under 6ft emit less co2 and dates with us are subsidized under the green new deal My basics 5'8" H Active & Pisces Socially Graduate degree Relationship Liberal

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Don't Give Up

ES bumble 69 % About me I think it's brave & pure of u to be looking for love & I know that it can be really hard & defeating at times but I hope that u don't let some stupid app make u feel any less valuable, loveable & worthy than u are. We might not match, but I'm rootin for u & I hope u find what u are lookin for

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