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23 People Getting Destroyed Online By Intense Comebacks

Be careful with what you say online, because you might be met with one of these extreme comebacks. Online, anyone can say just about anything, there are online arguments and fights that happen constantly, especially on Twitter, and some people are just better with the comebacks and insults than others. It's utterly embarrassing to see someone get totally owned online, especially when they were so confident before.

Reddit's /r/MurderedByWords is a subreddit that collects and documents many of the best and most hard-hitting rebuttals and comebacks seen online from people who held nothing back. These people seem to know exactly what to say no matter what the situation is, and these roasts and insults are sure to leave a lasting mark on the receivers. While most people struggle with coming up with a comeback on the spot, these clever individuals do not. Here are 23 people getting absolutely murdered by words online in some tense arguments and debates.

Oof

< JOE JOE.co.uk 2d C "People think the only reason I'm successful is 'cause of my parents." Willow Smith says her success is nothing to do with her parents ✓ Like ☐ Comment Send Share She's so "successful" that they had to include a picture of her parents in the corner just so people know who she is. 2d Haha Reply 10.5K replied 122 replies

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Who's eating plain burgers?

Put any of this s gon have a problem MEME ZAR lucy "I on a burger and we camaro" * @nicotineliker you tell em, buddy! proud of you for speaking your mind. how was kindergarten today

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Someone's trying too hard to be smart

you're right, i'm wrong @OkBu... .7h... what kind of beer do spiders drink? bug lite 1722 293 ↑ Mentally Healthy @EAT ROAD....6m... bad joke, spiders are not bugs only insects of the order hemiptera classified as bugs and spiders aren't even insects. maybe if you drank fewer beer and spent more time studying you would know that but it's your life 1 27 1 you're right, i'm wrong @OkButStill Replying to @EAT_ROADKILL they eat bugs you big dumb b 9:02 PM 6/16/21 Twitter for iPhone . 600

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Pretty much

The solar eclipse will cost America almost $700 million in lost productivity Transvangelical @transvangelical Translation: Our economic system is designed to ensure there is no time to appreciate the world around us. MEME ZAR

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Taking another L

Elon Musk ❤ @elonmusk. 1d Whoa, I just realized that raising a kid is basically 18 years of prompt engineering 14.9K 34.1K 299K 71.6M ☐ 21s Because someone else is doing it for you and you're just taking credit? لار ☐ %

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True

remote jobs are terrible for your mental health, I want to socialize with everyone I need to know if the woman in HR is going to get divorced or not you're the exact reason the rest of us wanna stay home

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Gatekeeping reading over here

the_abundant_word 20h + But you didn't say it. You typed it hun. You get it now? 3d Okay, I am going to say it: I hate when people say they are READING a book but it's in audible form. No sir/ma'am you actually are not reading a book..

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Sounds right

TIME TIME @TIME Millennials want jobs and education, not marriage and kids Alternate headline: Y'all f d up the economy so badly that we can't focus on marriage and kids because we're struggling to afford to live

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Hope that helps

recommendations. Spruce Grove Loca 1d → Where can a Christian get their nails done without having to be surrounded by other statues and Buddha? I am done paying women who have nothing in common w me spiritually, big bucks to do my nails. I want a person who knows the Lord to do my nails. Seems logical. 005 29 comments Phoenix L Gato I think Jesus got his nails done by some Roman guys. Hope that helps.

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Thanks, PETA

so were the 67% of those 2,650 animals that you killed PETA @peta. 40m Whether they're a cat or a cow, every animal is someone. Why love one & eat the other?

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Poor guy just wants his chips

My wife makes me eat chips outside or only when she is not home. Even trying to be quiet, she still gets annoyed. But her favorite videos are watching the porcupine at the zoo eat dried corn on the cob. Makes no sense... 398 To be fair, she married a human rather than a raccoon at the zoo. Likely for several reasons, but one is probably the expectation that the human wouldn't eat like an animal. hahahahahahhhahahhahaahah 216 Vote

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He had that coming

I dunno, I gave it a spin & got this absolute banging meme on the 3rd try (I used Copilot, prompt was "can you generate me an image of a meme that you think is funny?" CIT dog hasstetter eater codig skillls you wan rotgk!! 101 thisisallterriblesir • 3h Last time a crop was that bad, my great- grandfather had to leave Ireland. 356

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Straight to the point

Beta 19h POV: you're talking to me • 19h Yeah I'm a clown, because unlike you I'm actually funny 600 -51 52

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That's rough

2:18 • Residents of C ner 3d ° • My buddy and I are starting a new car detailing business, $70 basic full service (interior & exterior), $100 for Advanced full-service, $130 Deluxe finish. Contact me ok messenger or by text with my number My partner's information is Contact us for scheduling and what the services include. ✓ Like 11 All comments ✓ ☐ Comment OP's dad D mer How much for you to clean your room? 1d Haha Reply 18 Send

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Crayon kids

Woodfish111 • 30m You need me to draw it out for you, because you clearly don't understand what i meant. Vote Hanguarde 27m Please do so with the crayons that you haven't ate yet. +1

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That's brutal

12,239 comments if this person is not joking he has room temperature I.Q. 1d Reply And in Celsius 1d Reply And in Siberia. 1d Reply 2,705 119 74 And in a windowless room in deeeeep winter. 1d Reply 42

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At least two

12:56 Reels 5G..ll 08 Most relevant Mark Simpson | Ok James learn how to do it right, wouldn't work with a hack like yourself, you don't know what quality is ! James I wouldn't ever hire a hack like you !! 6d Like Reply Israel Morales Mark Simpson how many 261 grandchildren did it take to help turn your phone back on this morning 3h Like Reply View 6 replies... 593 |||

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It's not

toldbythomas 1d + I legit quit a job at a corporate PR firm after 6 months because I couldn't get the hang of Outlook. I didn't have the time to learn new software lololol. 10 dang3rtown 13 h + 89 29 ☑ I'm not sure bragging about failing to understand email after 6 months of effort is quite the flex you think it is? 476 Q 2 (3 ☑

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Nice one

Mark Cuban ❤ @mcuban Follow I pay what I owe. Tomorrow I will wire transfer to the IRS $288,000,000.00 This country has done so much for me, I'm proud to pay my taxes every single year. Tag a former president that you know doesn't lan Miller @ianmSC 22h Hey Mark just wondering if you or your corporations pay more than the required taxes in order to pay your fair share, thanks so much 12:13 PM - 2024-04-14 .5M Views

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More than a tree

wanye @wanyeburkett • 1 pv ... People have kind of a silly and simplistic conception of their family tree beyond their first-grandparents. You have 8 great-grandparents and 16 great-great-grandparents. What does it mean to say you're "from" somewhere? Even just going back that far you have 16 separate paths! 072 17 37 O 501 49,4K Eduard Habsburg @Eduard Hab... ·22h : Buddy, let me tell you bout MY family tree 47 155 1,8K 70,6K ☐ %

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Oh the irony

Moji Sensei Delano @MojiDelanoBlog .7h Just admit that your repertoire of vocabulary is achingly limited, rather than project your insecurities on non-Americans. Paul Graham @paulg. 8h Replying to @elnathan_john Using more complicated words than you need isn't using a language better. Rather the opposite. 27 195 386 ធ, Paul Graham @paulg. 7h The "repertoire of" is redundant. Your sentence has the same meaning if you take it out. I assume you didn't intend this as an example of the problem I'm talking about, but it's a pretty good one. 122 196 3.9K ....

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Velcro shoes and a decorative head

Replying to I'm not digging through this hill of s actually denying gravity? 2 27 is he 14 ធ Replying to Yes. And what are you going to do about it? 7 Replying to Laugh at your expense, and hope that you don't hurt yourself or anyone else when you upgrade to laces from velcro shoes. I am an artist, so I appreciate the aesthetic, but I never met anyone before who has an entire head as mere decoration. 15:48 30 Apr 24 - 2 Views

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Dang…

Android iPhone It's funny because the iPhone's battery dies before Mufasa does. 33m Haha Reply 1.9K 200

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