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23 Rare Insults For A Very Specific Kind Of Person

Some people come up with just the best comebacks and insults imaginable. It's actually kind of impressive the way that some people's brains can come up with the most perfect thing to say back to someone or to say about someone. Most people have a hard time coming up with a comeback on the spot. It's hard to say if some of these rare insults are even mean or offensive, they're just funny and oddly accurate. Others though are definitely meant to burn, in the classic way an extreme comeback should.

Rare insults are the kinds of insults that are truly original, never been heard before because they are so specific to the person they're being said about. Reddit's /r/RareInsults is full of these wildly accurate yet very confusing and also a little hurtful insults and comebacks made towards anyone and everyone. Here are just 23 of them that might just apply to someone else out there.

Weird vibes

Jessica Chastain, Anne Hathaway and Matthew McConaughey photographed by Martin Schoeller for Interstellar (2014) MEME ZAR Sarkastik Observer @SiyaSindelo They look like the founders of a startup that will end up in a senate hearing.

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She scares me

toph, and? @Tophurrr Follow She's like when you give a homeschooled kid a Mountain Dew LV Lyric Vault @LyricVault .4d Jojo Siwa reveals that she isn't that innocent after all: "Just wait until I drop that F bomb," she warns rt iHeart RADIO iHeart RADIO iHeart RADIO iHeart RADIO FOX FOX I iHeart RADIO deart DIO iHeart RADIO FOX FOX X iHeart RADIO ( iHeart RADIO FOX FOX F iHeart RADIO ¡Heart RADIO

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Oof

beet@beetlechocolate 21h 90% of men are ugly and 90% of women are pretty. Sorry 68 17 21 261 ↑ Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Es... @ParikPatel CFA Replying to @beetlechocolate We are both in the 10% 4:07 PM 12/3/22 Twitter for iPhone 93 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 5,096 Likes 800

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Easily

What could stop me from going out? 20 Your anklet.

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He truly does

looks like Plato jenni Kayne Jonah Hill rocks cuffed jeans and shearling boots while shopping in Los Angeles 2:04 PM - 3/12/23 1.3M Views

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Why so mean?

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They'll be workin' hard

Taco Bell @tacobell 4d Turns out we underestimated how many of you love Mexican Pizza. 7x more than we expected, to be exact. We are working as fast as we can to restock Mexican Pizza ingredients. We'll need some time to replenish our supplies, but when it comes back, we promise it's here to stay. 1,206 11,493 8,627 ↑ OHIO NORTHEAST ON NE Ohio Regional Sewer District .4d 50 we'll be ready. REGIONAL SEWER DISTRICT 46 17 358 2,852 ↑

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One benefit

+ 1.7M 10.5K Q Search: beans from Rango 10,451 comments Lena Girl i bet you have such an easy time putting in contacts im so jealous 22h Reply 4,278

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Oddly accurate

Being a Ralph Lauren man in a world of Nike tech boys Comments 108K 7,856 i jayja.ys 3d you look like a 38 year old lesbian who grew up in a conservative christian white family who live in a gated community Reply View 561 more replies 119K

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I've never met a good printer

Nic McConnell @NicMcC83 this is the most devastating review of anything i've ever seen Scary Whitta @garywhitta. 1d Imagine if your printer was also your car. That's what owning a Tesla is like.

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He doesn't look real

Choose ur fighter Ewan @Ewan_jmg Why does it look like the guy on the right is wearing someone else's face

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That's harsh

Reels jumping in the pool of an abandoned mansion because it's hot outside Comments olivsgrden 2 d don't worry guys the brain eating amoeba will starve 32K 27535

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Leave the baby alone

11:11 BURGERS Can LAC. WI 2010 109 д 23 POST LIFE HENDERS POST LI EMBERS Gwabin 51 min She is three teeth away from calling you "My precious.." ← Antworten 257 174

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Even He has his limits

13:49 ill 49% Shorts Q : Subscriptions() Live Reply to iment kids are starving of you just shut upp we have the rights to eat met and if you say one more time that u hate god u will suffer I hope u shut up. this is for all of you eat meat don't be vegan 526 Comments 1.1K 로 X days ago God loves everyone. You're his least favorite though 320

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Wonder if it worked

0 Illi Dian vor 4 Monaten His hair moved to his chin to hear the music better 1799 24

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At least it's something…

International-Cry764 11h You can't be a trophy wife unless you're a trophy. this_noise 11h Reply 3.3k She's more of a participation award from the library bookfair. 1.2k

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Time to let the hair go

Respuestas @85mpalma hace 19 h The nerd looks like robocop when he takes his helmet off 460 E Х

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It's a whole flock of eyelashes

121.9K comments fabistinks 5 more blinks and ur in the air 174.5K

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A rare crossover

Haha Komentář Odeslat Sdílet Vy s 1,4 tis. dalšími 429 sdílení Nejrelevantnější く Heidi Belekevich He looks like he rates pizzas based on one bite only

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He had a good point though

Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Why is such a large part of early childhood education learning what sounds animals make. That's never going to come up. It's not even important if they ever meet those animals. I've never said "moo" to a cow and have it go "thank you for learning about my culture" Post comments 123 Add a comment... @williamlazenby314 On the contrary, I can now speak with your mom. 521

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Wait for it…

Hilarious BENS SHO bluish eyes Laugh awaits №- a • 18h 23andMe is going to ruin that relationship.

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It's poor taste

IceSmiley. 14h French people having a laugh Reply ComteBilou • 12h 1.4k It's very rare for french people to mock the Brits. I watch TV from french and British channels, Brits are way more prone to have a laugh at the french than the other way around. 291 momster777 • 12h It's considered poor taste to punch down lol 835

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EPSI AMILY 2 12 PACKS Vitwitpli (2) Dude looks like he leaves sinks on after he robs houses 11h 319 likes Reply View previous replies (2)

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