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23 Technically True Comments And Memes No One Can Argue With

The truth isn't always fun. Sometimes, the truth hurts, sometimes, it's boring, sometimes, it doesn't make much sense. No one really likes the cold, hard truth. So, how does someone make the truth better to hear and to tell? By making it technical, of course. Something that is technically the truth is something that is not quite right and very unexpected, but it's unable to be argued with because it's not wrong at all. It isn't usually overly helpful, but it is funny, and isn't that all that matters?

Everyone loves a technical truth; this is proven in Reddit's /r/technicallythetruth. This is a subreddit filled with things that are just technically true, of course. Some of them might be a bit corny, and some of them might feel like a dad joke, but all of them are infallible with logic. So here are 23 statements we just can't argue with.

Thank you for the clarity

Ryanair @Ryanair You pay €10 and then you fly somewhere SecretSpy737 @MoreLikeBadMorning Can someone teach me the economics of cheap airlines like Ryanair? How do 10€ flights work?

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Ah, very cool

PROBLEM SOLVERS DO NOT MIX Bleach + Ammonia = Chloramine Gas Bleach +Vinegar = Chlorine Gas Bleach +Rubbing Alcohol = Chloroform Hydrogen Peroxide+ Vinegar = Parecetic Acid You + 901 > All comments ak as Fernando Salas Punk 75gr iron oxide powder 30 gr aluminum powder + Powerful Flame = Universal Key Automatically translated 1d Haha Reply 75 D

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It's always full

Technically, Na 計 E 02 Ar CO₂ Ne He No CH₂ H₂O kr It's Always Full

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A model born for the job

CEYO CE AYAK A CATALA UYG

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Tattoo artist delivered

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Alright, fair

AGZ @AlexisGZall oh you're a feminist? name every woman 19:30 21 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 12.1K Retweets 67.2K Likes 27 go Eric Priuska @EricPriuska 1h Replying to @AlexisGZall Whitney Houston

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That'll fix it

r/iphone 3h How can I fix this? 69,436 217 196 Join ལ dannyreh ⚫ 3h Delete the email app since you don't use it Reply 1 95

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They have a point

Asian Fromage @Nige_Farright. 4h Meghan looks amazing 22 27 2 189 K Mccready @Kmccready47 4h Bare arms at a funeral, not good 20 mrposh 273 11 @321Marc Replying to @Kmccready47 @Nige_Farright and @darrengrimes_ She's American. She has the right to bare arms. 11:59 AM - Sep 19, 2022 Twitter for iPhone

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Good to know!

r/blursedimages u/Chick_mac_Dock • 17 h *A Übersetzen Blursed tag These shirts were tested on animals! They didn't fit. 30,... B 34 D 1,5k

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Banana for scale

ATRADE OFFERA i receive: Banana you receive: Scale

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One comment

r/Minecraft u/NaturalAd5470 • 40m A Traduci I Have no comments 18 13 32 B MinecraftModBot 39m • Upvote this comment if thi... Dinnerbone6954 32m You have one now ← Rispondi Vota Sono Darke⚫ Adesso r/technicallythetruth 1

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It's a flawless solution

If we legalize crime, the crime rate would drop to 0% גן

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They sure did

Х r/funnyvideos Rare, Yellow Hanging Bats u/Exact_Project They Showed Their Friend Some Rare Yellow Bats 352 ☐ 3 0:02 ✓ ŵ 14

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I can see them…

u/Perun14. 50m Near vertical rock climbing with no hands 46 27 D Bumpass 36m He has two hands Reply +1

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Understood

anasui bro what's the song name 8-3 Reply Jolyne call out my name 8-3 Reply anasui Jolyne Jolyne

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Tube

YouTube Creators @YouTubeCreators without You, we'd just be Tube

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Go have a look

? r/AskReddit u/Own-Village2784 • 32m Where to find more subreddits? ☆ 1 ♡ 07 Al_B3eer 31m Reddit.com kallimann 31m Beat me to it D D ← Reply Vote Vote

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Right… right

r/clevercomebacks 9h • 392k views Bro become a daughter Stunts Monkey 358d My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz. 40.4k 40*10 495 Share 495 Comments sorted by Best Post is archived alnono 358d This is the perfect dad joke because it literally made you a dad. 10.8k Reply + generalbootman 358d No it made him a daughter 6.6k @ 2 Reply 14.7k ♡ 37 709

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That's dark

Countries With Nuclear Weapons 1. USA 6. France 2. Russia 7. United Kingdom 3. China 8. India 4. Israel 5. North Korea 9. Pakistan SUN CRUISER Comments 2K @jxchen-ki6ok ⚫ 4d ago Japan had two in 1945 11K 241 replies H Х

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They did what they were told

B M Today at 8:49 PM show concrete proof COM show concrete proof deshamed TENAXO CONCRETE Proof M Today at 8:57 PM u ain't getting unbanned Today at 8:56 PM

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Wow…

#Very Rare photo of water on mars... What a time to be alive... Mars boredpanda.com

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So tired

HE LOOKS TIRED imgflip.com Well yes, but actually no

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Two kinds of people

4314 r/oddlyspecific MPH u/ • 3h How do you think you'll die? How do you think you'll die? 75 upvotes ⚫ 290 comments .3d Join My unit gets ambushed during the battle of shanghai November 4th 2034 at about 2:10am and I take a 5.8x42mm round to the face from a standard chinese QBZ-95. 159 д 38 Now my heart will stop beating Reply 43 ⇓ Д Reply Vote

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