24 Brand New, Mind-Boggling Sentences Uttered For The First Time

With billions of people alive right now, talking, and typing all day long, it's hard to believe that there is anything remotely original left to be said. Surely, by now, everything that can be said has been said, right? Surprisingly, this isn't always the case. Some people are full of surprises, and sometimes the things people say catch everyone by surprise. It keeps people on their toes.

Coming across a bizarre, unusual, or oddly specific sentence is always confusing and sometimes concerning time, depending on whether it's real or not and depending on the context. These are the kinds of sentences that would make absolutely no sense to someone who has never been online.

There's no saying when a brand-new sentence might show up. It could be a news headline, a random comment, or a mysterious Tweet sharing a joke or comparison. Here are 24 brand-new sentences and comments that should confuse everyone slightly.