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24 Delusional 'Choosing Beggars' Making Everyone Annoyed

There is no worse kind of person to have to deal with in life than a "choosing beggar." A choosing beggar is someone who never learned the phrase "beggars can't be choosers" because that's exactly what they do. They are extremely entitled people who make huge demands for items and services for free or insultingly cheap. They will ask for free childcare, free cars or transportation, and even free electronics and gaming systems. They know no bounds when it comes to the things they want, frankly, it's embarrassing for them.

Most of the time, they go hand-in-hand with Karens, too. This means if they don't get what they want or are met with backlash they turn evil. There are so many choosing beggars out there in the world that Reddit has a whole subreddit for them. /r/Choosingbeggars is a subreddit where people expose all of the worst choosing beggars they come across online. Here are 24 of them causing headaches everywhere.

What?

Anyone know of anyone in the ☐ area who has a basement or apartment or does anyone know of apartments for cheap or free, preferably Christian but okay if not, and allows pets (asking for someone I know) It's for a young dating/engaged couple They do not own their own vehicle and the young man works so it would need to be someone he could rely on to take him to work and also pick up from work! Awesome mentoring opportunity to pour into and invest in a young couple in the community county Comment or PM me if you know any awesome people or know a good place. 3 2 comments ✓ Like Q Comment Send Share It's a lot to ask a stranger for a place to live, take in a pet, and provide transportation. Hopefully a family friend. or someone will make it happen!

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Me too

6:44 BROWNS Buy Nothing E ISO: Kitchen aid mixer please Like Comment Send 6

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Sigh

2h We are a looking for a motivated, hard working and outdoor loving AU PAIR for 12 weeks (ish) from October through to December/January. In exchange for 40 hours work per week, you will receive a private room with ensuite, all food, a car with petrol, and weekends off to mission around! We are based in beautiful Wanaka, New Zealand. An outdoor adventure playground on a lake at the base of two ski fields. A truely amazing location and excellent to travel around from! You will be helping look after (9), (7), (1.5) and baby X (due September). g and are with us every second week, so workload and intensity will vary depending on the week! We also have a super chilled springer spaniel called Role Details: Private room with ensuite. Food, board and wifi covered. 4WD car with petrol provided. Daily hours may vary slightly but generally will be mornings (7-10am ish) and afternoons the week! We also have a super chilled springer spaniel called Role Details: Private room with ensuite. Food, board and wifi covered. 4WD car with petrol provided. Daily hours may vary slightly but generally will be mornings (7-10am ish) and afternoons (2.30-6ish) and babysitting the odd evening. Work will involve helping kids get up and ready for school/kindy, drop-offs, pick-ups, coordinating afterschool activities, grocery shopping, meal prep in the evenings and basic housework. Role Requirements: Child care experience essential Eligible to work in NZ Full, clean drivers license Fun, motivated and enjoys a busy fast-paced environment Organised, structured and full of initiative Enthusiastic about the outdoors Commited and hardworking Please DM me if you're interested. Thanks Haha Comment Send Share

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Getting pretty specific there

Carbondale Connected fenemam 14h I am currently looking for a babysitter for my 2 month old daughter pay is every 2weeks min wage Requirements are Have to have a valid license with transportation Must have CPR certification Must be great with kids Must have common sense Work on time Mon-fri Times are morning to evening to 7 pm No criminal records No tattoos No drugs No smoking or drinking Must know how to cook

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More insane childcare requests

Kyla Steenson I am looking for someone who is willing to be a permanent babysitter. I am willing to pay $250 every 2 weeks the schedule that we know of may change and some days maybe 12hrs until school starts. I have 2 boys who are 4 and 10. Please DM me

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It's always nice!

Buy Nothing h Send pics: Iso nice living room set located in 21215 & 32" TV. Nice to have it "delivered" by my b'day on Friday 19th Like Q Comment Copy ✓ Share 17 Top comments ✓ Yeah its always nice to get something for free with free delivery....and on your bday. 10h Like Reply 11 O

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So you can afford the vacation… but $30 a day?

Looking for a babysitter from feb. 21 - March 2nd and I are going to Aruba and need someone to watch the kids. We'll pay a good $250- $300 for the week. Momma needs a vacation bad!! 2 shares Х Like Comment Share

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Free knitting machine

ISO A FLATBED KNITTING MACHINE. I've used an older Brother machine briefly (I'm not sure of the model). I need one for my home for a project that I'm working on. I will not be knitting any patterns to start (just very basic) however, it would be nice if I could attain one that can eventually have attachments like a ribber, color changer, etc. I am still new to this so I need some help figuring out what I want. FIRST, if anyone is willing to give away a knitting machine and you are in the Boston MA area, please let me know. If you have one you are willing to ship to Boston, MA, please send me a DM with photos AND a video of it being in use. I WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY ITEM FROM ANYONE OUT OF STATE WITHOUT A VIDEO OF THE ITEM BEING IN USE. THIS IS TO MAKE SURE THAT IT WORKS. I'm willing to answer any questions folks have. Just know that I'm not on Facebook a lot so a DM is much better than a question in the comments section. Thanks!

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Good luck with that

Looking for a full time babysitter for $30 a day. Some Saturdays. Monday-Fridays are 8-5:45 and Saturdays are 7:15-315. The weeks I work Saturdays I will be off that Monday.

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Free delivery

Marketplace listing $70 - Full Size Futon With Cover View buyer More options Tina • Full Size Futon With Cover Hello, is this still available? Send a quick response Tap a response to send it to the buyer. Yes, are you interested? In talks. I'll let you know. Sorry, it's not available. Would you consider giving it to me for free and could you please bring it to my home I don't have any transportation to come get it I live in city on street my husband has cancer and my daughter is sleeping on the floor

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Of course it has to be beige

BUY NOTHING Buy Nothing · 12m · ISO: beige playpen 47x47 Perfect Size Perfect fit for 47x47 IN baby playpen × 47in 47in B Like Q Comment Send

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Surely someone will jump on that

3:25 圓圓 • +38% ווד LING noply Wait, you want someone to drive almost 8 hours round trip, for a little bit of gas money? 4h Like Reply 23 I need a safe person take me from to here I need to be there 8am to pick my car up. So I need to leave by 4:30 am the latest. I'll give some gas money where I can but I need help with a lil road trip to the middle of no where In West b no trains or nun fr pls I needdd my carrr ini at 430 in the morning 4h Like Reply 140 ▪▪……………ight? All this girl ever does is ask for favors and advice from the group. I never see her chiming in to help anyone else or positively contribute to the discussion. 4h Like Reply bigger know 70 he's got than most guys I 4h Like Reply 3

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Nothing fancy

Looking to buy a vehicle for $1500, $2000 max. Don't need anything fancy, but 6-8 seats for the fam, no mechanical issues and working ac would be great! Thank you! Reactions 0 0 +10 0 ☐ D

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Do you?

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This exact one

Buy Nothing ISO this dinner set if y'all have it Video Photos Reviews Highlights $500.00 $430.00 Min. order: 1 piece ≥10 pieces Super best-selling design modern dining table set dining room furniture table and chairs for dining See store reviews 3

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They cannot be serious

BABYSITTER NEEDED ASAP I need someone to watch my 4 kids (ages 2,3,5, and 7) from noon to 6pm M-F (occasional weekends) Must be a great cook and avid cleaner Over 25 years old Minimum education: Master's Degree - No social media accounts (I don't need my kids seeing that) - No drinking, no smoking, not even vaping! No tattoos or piercings Need 5 professional references Background check and drug test will be conducted This job pays $200 a week must have own transportation to get to and from while also running all my errands!)

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NO BLUE

11:55 FREE TEMS SHYTATES 5 Q = 5 comments Like Q Comment Send 20h Need a Bissell bagless vacumn if anyone has an extra one ..any color but blue...l have one but the beater brush is broken and the vacuum repair shop said 50 dollars plus for the part .. 4 comments ✓ Like Q Comment Send

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The room is payment

Wedding Videographer Wanted (Lake Arrowhead, CA) (San Diego) EC Beryl Street Garnet Avenue PACIFIC BEACH MISSION BEACH Ingraham Street FIESTA SHORES craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap compensation: Free Hotel Room at 4 star Mountain Resort for 2 Nights ($700 value) We are looking for a wedding videographer for our October 5th wedding. We are willing to provide a hotel room for the evenings of October 4 and 5th at the Lake Arrowhead Resort as payment. The wedding will be from 3:00-9:00 pm and is on a deck overlooking the Lake, making it a great opportunity for someone who is looking to build their portfolio. We are hoping for drone footage. Please send in any offers along with social media/video examples of your work.

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Expensive jeans

Y NOT Buy Nothing OJEC Grati ingproject · 11h · . Iso Nice jeans for work Such as Rock revivals Miss mes Car heart arizonas ✓ Aeropostale American eagle Can't pay till I get my first check just seeing if I can find some before then cause right now I only have one pair of none jeans

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The self-cleaning litter box?

1d 8 . ISO of pet safe scoop free self cleaning litter boxes at least one but looking for two if have some. I can meet up with you on Saturday this weekend in That is when I will be in the area again. Like Q Comment ✓ Copy

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This might be the worst one yet

ISO of a part time babysitter located in immediately!!!! - after school care/ I work evenings. must have experience with 3 or more kids at a time, preferably someone who has experience with special needs kids. - punctuality is a must!! - available weekends - available for errands or on call/ per diem. -someone who overall loves children and not just the money. My current pay rate will be for $100.00 per week until you're approved for the child care subsidy. Please don't waste my time or yours. Thanks. Like Newest ▾ く 23h Q Comment ke Reply Ke 3 Like Reply Write a comment... GIF Send

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The edit says it all

Anyone know A great place to get Main Cokittens For really cheap? Looking For Hi. My Father would love A Main Com kitten but wants one for > free. I know there's no way somebody would give them away for free. So i was wondering if there's some for sale for 40-20 bucks? edit: Instead of making c.., assumptions just please ask why. And please be civil ↑ Vote ☐ 16 D

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Did they sign up to be a chauffeur?

36 36 7:23 13 36 7:231 13 36 7:23A 13 B Can I ask a favor? Yeah should be. When's he need it until again? Sure Oct 20 or 25 My brother needs help getting to and from work and I'm going out of town October. Any chance you could help out? He goes in at 7am and leaves at 4 Yeah, he can use my jeep for part of October. Cool!! Today 6:50 PM Hey turns out I'm going to be away the weekend of the 5th. Can I leave the keys in your mailbox? Why leave the keys? Thought your brother needed the jeep starting the fifth When's he need to pick it up? Oct 5!! Oh thought you'd be driving him in the jeep. Sorry if I was unclear. Thank you again!!! Yeah no problem Hey he might need to stay late a couple days is that fine That wasn't at all clear to me when we talked. I don't have time to drive him, I'm sorry. Does he still want the jeep or no? You're backing out? This is putting me in a really unfair situation... ☹ It was not clear to me whatsoever that you expected me to drive him. I'm sorry. Since he doesn't have a license I guess you won't be needing it. Good luck! This is rly not cool You can't find someone to drive him? Hello??? You can't fina someone to arive nim? Hello??? Are you ghosting me No, I'm just busy at the moment. I don't have anything to add on this matter though now or later It's fine he can just lose his job. I don't know what we're going to do without his income... We really needed that. He needs to save for an apartment to move out and make space I wish you could be more considerate like I knew you to be. This is not a good look on your reputation I'm sorry, good luck. I have to go for now. Oh, I can't do that So does he still need the jeep or no? He doesn't have a license so I just need you to drop him like we talked about bo Are you ghosting me No, I'm just busy at the moment. I don't have anything to add on this matter though now or later It's fine he can just lose his job. I don't know what we're going to do without his income... + iMessage There's a citywide shuttle he might be able to apply for access to. You can check it out here: Haha yeah. Gof ⚫ yourself. + ¡Message

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Wonder if they got it…

Buy Nothing JE Gra Aug 19 ISO for a used nintendo switch. I am a multi racial indigenous queer woman, currently experiencing financial hardship; I have a lack of funds to purchase one at the moment. Thanks for looking out, and/ or if you bumped this! b2 Like Comment Send

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