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24 Oddly Specific Comments Getting A Little Too Real

Sometimes someone says something that is just a little too specific, more specific that someone would expect. These kinds of things can be so specific that they come across as even a little suspicious. They are strange and odd and something that wouldn't normally be thought about under normal, everyday circumstances. Maybe it's a question someone has, something that they are definitely "asking for a friend" about. Maybe it's an odd situation someone has found themselves in that they wouldn't expect anyone else to have been in, or sometimes it's a weird feeling someone has come into.

Sometimes things just get very oddly specific. But sometimes they can be surprisingly relatable as well, which is even stranger. Luckily there is a subreddit on Reddit that showcases tons of these oddly specific posts called /r/OddlySpecific. Very appropriately named. For a day of confusion and concern, here are 24 oddly specific sentences, statements, questions and moments from people all around.

Makes No Sense

Ray @SirEviscerate Hey, man. The leaves. They fell off your tree. They're incredibly biodegradable, and will be gone by the end of winter. So you better hurry up and rake them into plastic bags.

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Uh.. Okay

r/AskReddit Posted Parents of reddit, why don't you close the door when you're leaving our rooms? Discussion 4.0k BEST COMMENTS 599 Share ⭑Award ere S 4 Awards Sh Because saying "son, your room stinks of the month old c socks that are clearly stuffed down the side of the bed and you need to let some fresh air in here because I'm genuinely worried at this point that breathing the air that is currently in here technically counts as me swallowing your money shot " is just going to embarrass us both -Reply + 6.1k+

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Agreed Honestly

meg @HashtagMeg_ Men's deodorant is superior. There I said it. I'd rather smell like icy f boy than lavender armpit sweat because women's deodorant doesn't last more than 15 minutes

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A Towel's a Towel

mimi & @__mimipp i dont care whose house i'm at, i will dry my hand off on them decoration towels. f them towels

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That's Just Cruel

5'9 Functional Alcoholic @not_wojak *** At my old job if u looked like a nerd id give u the wrong flavor of ice cream on purpose, just because i knew you didnt have the confidence to correct me 10:45 AM - 1/16/21 - Twitter for iPhone

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Been There

history, huh? @kriptidbackup Some of you never had to spend hours. in the kitchen table crying as your dad shouts "WHAT IS 3 TIMES 7?"

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True, Somehow

Ryan @Integrity_Guy Imagine Dragons' job is to come up with music that will get your cousin to join the army 11/10/18, 6:29 PM 3,911 Retweets 26K Likes

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Too Good

Zack Budryk @BudrykZack The single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is give his woman friends permission to give dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say that's not funny because she died 15 years ago that very night 2:28 PM 11/18/20 Twitter Web App • 14.7K Retweets 940 Quote Tweets 89.9K Likes

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Oh…

When she fires you from your babysitting job because her husband knocked you up and now you gonna get paid for 18 years for watching your own kid instead of hers... nienivloo KEA

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What a Life

e One There's a guy I work with that says he lives the "sigma grind". He's 50+, works 14 hour days for the past 30 years, his kids hate him, and his fourth wife just filed for divorce on Friday. But you get that lettuce king. 8:17 AM - 30 Jan 23

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True

Read Parable of the Sower by Octavi... @JoshuaPotash This society will have you angrier at an unhoused person stealing $5 to eat than at a guy in a suit stealing $5 million to buy a third house.

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NPC Life is Nice

Red-Green Alliance @ItsBCJim The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane

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He Definitely Did

Dave Weasel ✔ @DaveWeasel 600 100% chance this guy s'¨ his pants at McDonald's in 1997 G Gizmodo @Gizmodo. Australian Prime Minister Says He Didn't S His Pants at McDonald's in 1997 dlvr.it/S3mSLd

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I'd Be Mad

kill-me debo @killmefam Imagine a dude kills your entire family and then you see him live on tiktok cooking a beef burrito from his jail cell with 6000 viewers 12:28 AM -2023-07-12 from Earth . 1.1M Views

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I Wish

James @CaucasianJames ww. i just want a whale to shoot me out of its blowhole and forget about everything while i take flight into the crisp alaskan air. but no, i have to go to pickup toilet paper at target

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Okay?

allteenhumor I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals

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Mmm, Pizza

Remember when Pizza Hut pan pizzas were basically a culinary delicacy? They'd bring them out in a real freakin skillet that was pipping at 700 degrees Fahrenheit right as your 3rd song kicked in on the jukebox after you played a game of Galaga. WE WERE ROYALTY

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Interesting

← Reels 98 never had a girl like me (owns her own land, changes her oil on time, loves using the back door) 14K outdoorsy.sugar O can you handle it? 49 ༥ s ® Send

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Dang

WARNING Drinking water from the fountain will cause your surgery to be cancelled. Bottles Saved Bouteilles Sauvées OASIS Bottle Saver Station Zone d'économie de bouteilles AUTOMATIC FILL SANS CONTACT DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT FAITES VOTRE PART POUR L'ENVIRONNEMENT When you refill a reusable bottle, you reduce waste Désaltérez-vous avec de l'eau potable de qualité REFILL REDUCE REFRESH REMPLIR REDUIRE RAFRAICHIR

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Phew!

FREE AND NOT HAUNTED

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Breakups Are Hard

Apple Juice @space_madame Di u really go from slapping a person's naked bcheek to never talking to them again 2:11 PM 12/26/18 Twitter for iPhone 5,609 Retweets 21.4K Likes

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Unfortunately

3 Denounce the Rich @Milkvamp When moving back in with your parents isn't an option you really start to recognize how little help there is and how little it takes to end up with nothing 1.19 DM. 2/3/23. 8 555 Views

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I Don't Know About That

Can I hire a hitman on the deep web to kill me, and not tell him that he is killing me, but then kill him when he tries to kill me? If so, can I claim self-defense and say he was trying to kill me, but not mention that I hired him? 2」 Answer Follow 39 000 Request More

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Odd Thing to Say

psychosis Google All Images News Videos Maps Shopping E | Psychosis is a term used to describe when people lose some contact with reality. Common symptoms of psychosis are hearing voices or having strong beliefs that are not shared by people within your community. For example, you may be worried that the government is trying to harm you and your loved ones. Me Google

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