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24 Online Comments That Were Better Left Unsaid

Not everything that comes to mind has to be said out loud or posted online. In fact, many things should be kept on the inside, it's just better that way for everyone, in the long run. Having to come across and read a comment that is absolutely cursed can be a shocking and concerning time. Some people's humor is just darker than others, but man, some of the jokes and comments people come up with are wild.

These kinds of comments are ones no one really wants to read, but unfortunately the world has been subjected to them. Reddit's /r/cursedcomments is the subreddit that collects these unhinged and out-of-pocket comments and jokes made by some seriously twisted individuals. Many of the 25 listed here are toned down in comparison to others, the subreddit is a dark and frightening place. But for anyone who wants to be mildly creeped out, here are 24 cursed comments that never should have been allowed to see the light of day.

A perfect match

47 Like Comment 2 Comments ⚫ 1 Share Share If these two had a child their eyes would be perfectly spaced

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A cursed timeline

@TL The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.

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Cursed Rock

These are 4 separate movies 7.3k 205 comments • 3.4K shares And he gets paid a ton to play the same role of a confused meatball in all of them. 6 h Like Reply 7

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Cursed 3D model

Scientists at Exeter University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Moses might have looked. june @lordblessfresh_ "Let my people go, brother"

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Hey now

The year is 1850. You have $50. WHAT ARE YOU BUYING? 12:46 PM - 9/11/21 Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 69 Likes 27 riley @oregma-1..... Replying to you 9 6 17 3 27 ↑ ↑

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A cursed request

хохо i literally have one dollar to my name right now 3:08 PM - 22 Oct 21 Twitter for iPhone 18 Likes 27 Jeremy Replyin Whats ur venmo BOY хохо 3 17 NO000000000 4h 14 Venmo Jeren requests $1.00 - The last one.

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Could you imagine

Budget airline wants to remove all the seats from its planes and make passengers stand yhoo.it/2ttAhqa @SimpnMild whats next? we gotta push the d plane to build up speed on the runway?

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At least he tried

If you're cold, they're cold... Bring them inside. DO 3K Like 394 Comments 2.2K Shares Comment Alright what's step 2 Share

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Elmo's cursed check in

Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek • 4h Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fi Elmo @elmo 4h limit Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing? Q 74 31K 155K 4.1M 1

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Cursed product

r/AskReddit u/LittleCuteStarUwU .7h What is an example of "if it's free, you are the product"? 1.287 ☐ 630 u/adidas_IT Promoted Senza tempo oggi come ieri adidas.it 603 Shop Now senhorwalterwhite ⚫ 7h Nightclubs that only charge men for the entrance Reply 5,4k

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Tennis ball vibes

@oyanoire rare sight of me smiling in a picture Zon Henderson @ZonTrill Girl you bout the cutest tennis ball I ever seen.

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Wait what

Comments 50cent 2d. Author You know there ain't no seat on that bike right! Reply 190K 73.1K

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For real

@ChenueHer If you spot this guy, call police. U.S. Marshals are looking for him & he may have been in Hampton Roads. Marcus @BlvckGrip 1 If I spot this guy imma mind my business.

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Oop

♥miss independent❤ I just want a boyfriend that will be giving me 70% out of his daily income spongebabe @ But your twitter name is Miss Independent? Greasy Titmouse 8h 2 Awards Just get the exact same job as him and you'll be earning 70% of his income Reply 212

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Um…

Jason Harrison @nominalthoug.... 2h starting a movement called ineffective altruism we're gonna give out grants to the worst and least productive members of society and see what happens 21 179 228 *** M. G-O@MariGO2thepo.... 2h Already a thing Make-A-Wish ...

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Been there already

? r/AskEurope Posted by u/Esbjorn_ • 7h What would you do if potatoes suddenly vanished? Food You reach for a bag of crisps, only to find it empty. All chippies are closed, kebab shops are in turmoil, doners are woefully incomplete. How long before society breaks down? 42 BEST COMMENTS conorv93⚫ Ireland • 6h Ah lads not again 79 Share Reply +148

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Cursed whale watching

Architectural masterpiece. 9GAG.COM Norway Is Opening A Whale-Watching Museum In The Shape Of A Whale Fin 8.6K Like Top Fan 593 Comments ⚫ 371 Shares Comment A place to observe whales? In my country its called McDonald's Like Reply Write a comment... Share 213 i 2.

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Cursed territory

When I was 12 I found out dogs mark their territory by peeing so when I saw my crush I peed on him and then said "you're my territory now" Azza 2,529 comments w rizz, i gotta take notes 4-9 Reply View 5 replies 173 97.3K

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Take caution

ContentTask2032 12 h You can collapse your lungs from laughing. cd_to_homedir 8 h New fear unlocked Imao unsane_sandwiches 6 h Wanderlustfull 5 h CAREFUL ← Antworten 5,0 Tsd. J 752 178 C

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You what

They took a selfie on GTA Online, became friends, and travelled to meet and take a photo at the exact same location Me gusta Cristhian Comentar Compartir How strange, normally what happens is that you get your organs removed.

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More than a burger

L I'M NOT A BURGER you're more than a burger! you're steak, you're a stew...a versatile queen is what you are

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PETA gone wild

PETA @peta - 11 Apr drinking a cow's milk is just as weird as drinking your neighbor's b 2:20 AM - 21 Apr 23-815 Views milk Jensen 1156 9h I mean if thats what PETA wants me to do. Reply 18

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Nooo

r/wholesomememes u/Peggysue12 • 9h A simple gesture can brighten someone's entire day Join 11.2k ♡ 287 2.4k TheHydraZilla • Now = Red Coronavirus Reply 2

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Hmmm

saira rao @sairasameerarao PSA: Men don't get to decide what's sexist. 9:35 PM 7/22/19 Twitter for iPhone 80 Retweets 497 Likes 27 @TeamDr... 1m Replying to @sairasameerarao So a particular group of people cannot have an opinion on something due to their gender. I am almost positive there is a term for this

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