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24 Predictions That Have Totally Gone Sour

Sometimes it's best to keep your thoughts and predictions to yourself because they could be totally wrong, and when someone catches on it becomes pretty embarrassing. There is no telling what the future holds, with every single day that goes by there is always something new that can happen. Life is totally unpredictable, so while making predictions about the future and events to come may be fun, they also have to be calculated well to avoid ending up on Reddit's awkward subreddit /r/agedlikemilk.

As it would suggest, the content in this subreddit is stuff that has aged like milk, which means exactly as it sounds, it aged super poorly. This stuff has gone so bad it is laughable to read these days, and the people who posted it may be regretting whatever it is they put out into the world. Here are 24 awkward moments from people whose predictions, jokes and other statements aged badly.

Hmmm…

Sean "Diddy" Combs Congratulates Mr. Lee The #1 retailer for CIROC vodka in Nevada Be Discerning Be Responsible thank you form

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Early Internet user says don't believe the hype! 1995

The Internet? Bah! Hype alert: Why cyberspace isn't, and will never be, nirvana By Clifford Stoll | NEWSWEEK From the magazine issue dated Feb 27, 1995 After two decades online, I'm perplexed. It's not that I haven't had a gas of a good time on the Internet. I've met great people and even caught a hacker or two. But today, I'm uneasy about this most trendy and oversold community. Visionaries see a future of telecommuting workers, interactive libraries and multimedia classrooms. They speak of electronic town meetings and virtual communities. Commerce and business will shift from offices and malls to networks and modems. And the freedom of digital networks will make government more democratic. Baloney. Do our computer pundits lack all common sense? The truth in no online database will replace your daily newspaper, no CD-ROM can take the place of a competent teacher and no computer network will change the way government works. Consider today's online world. The Usenet, a worldwide bulletin board, allows anyone to post messages across the nation. Your word gets out, leapfrogging editors and publishers. Every voice can be heard cheaply and instantly. The result? Every voice is heard. The cacophany more closely resembles citizens band radio, complete with handles, harrasment, and anonymous threats. When most everyone shouts, few listen. How about electronic publishing? Try reading a book on disc. At best, it's an unpleasant chore: the myopic glow of a clunky computer replaces the friendly pages of a book. And you can't tote that laptop to the beach. Yet Nicholas Negroponte, director of the MIT Media Lab, predicts that we'll soon buy books and newspapers straight over the Intenet. Uh, sure. Then there's cyberbusiness. We're promised instant catalog shopping-just point and click for great deals. We'll order airline tickets over the network, make restaurant reservations and negotiate sales contracts. Stores will become obselete. So how come my local mall does more business in an afternoon than the entire Internet handles in a month? Even if there were a trustworthy way to send money over the Internet-which there isn't-the network is missing a most essential ingredient of capitalism: salespeople.

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Hard to say

THE WEEK SUBSCRIBE & SAVE Less than $2.50 per week Home | Tech OPINION Is Instagram really worth $1 billion? The photo-sharing app has zero revenue and a grand total of 13 employees. Did its new owner, Facebook, just flush a ton of cash down the toilet? f Xin Newsletter

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Who won?

1mo Kendrick took months just to say "big me" and now he got clowned on multiple levels and you're crying about it. Kendrick isn't going to win this, and I don't even like Drake. Imo ← Reply 4 Yeah same here im just being unbiased if kendrick drops a nuclear tomorrow i will be blasting that thing all day but hey drake is winning so far Ŵ 2 ♡

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Maybe not

Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard. Follow We all owe this man an apology. ✓ My Mixtapez @mymixtapez 2 Man who went viral for driving on a suspended license was actually a victim of a clerical error and his suspension should've been lifted 2 years ago X Log in philip lewis ✔ @Phil Lewis_ Sign up Follow Happening now: Corey Harris, who went viral for apparently not having a driver's license while appearing in Zoom court, has never had a Michigan license (or a license in any state), the judge says 12:08 AM Jun 3, 2024 13.1K HONORABLE J. CEDRIC SIMPSON SHERIFF 1--14A-1 District Co... n--14A-1 District Co... 1:06 PM - Jun 5, 2024 604.2K Views 964 Reposts 1,187 Quotes 4,761 Likes Reply Share 952 Bookmarks

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Oop

Team Fortress 2 @TeamFortress Follow TF2 community, we hear you! We love this game and know you do, too. We see how large this issue has become and are working to improve things. Readers added context Despite posting this over two years ago, Valve have done absolutely nothing to resolve the botting crisis which TF2 is experiencing, this has led to further protests due to Valve's continued inaction. #fixTF2 #saveTF2 save.tf games.mxdwn.com/news/valve-fac... engadget.com/valve-tf2-bots... You rated as helpful 6:40 PM 5/26/22 From Earth Edit

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The lies

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1 hour later…

Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer - 1h DONALD TRUMP IS INNOCENT! TRUMP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 2024 TRUMP K 2K 171.2K ❤7K 127K ↑

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This is now incorrect

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Wrong

black president something we wont see in this life time y f Clinton was the closest thing we will have to a black president for the next 1-2 centuries by Anonymous September 13, 2003

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Or is there?

r/memes There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Megamind 2 u/Lucaswebb I really would like a Megamind Sequel. 31.9k | 000 279

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Enough said

Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia I want to follow Miley Cyrus but I feel weird because she is underage. I'm 29. I can't follow a 16 year old. Even on the internet. 18:53 19/06/2009 32 Likes 13 Retweets 29 Quote Tweets 的

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The author of The Martian, talking about it's failure

sephalon OP 9y⑤ Thanks! I wrote The Egg in an evening but it took years to write The Martian. Sometimes I'm a little sad that The Martian wasn't anywhere near as popular, but I guess it's a niche readership. Hard sci-fi isn't for everyone. 168 Give Award Share Report Save

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Okay Elon

Elon Musk @elonmusk For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral, which effectively means upsetting the far right and the far left equally 9 4:38 PM - 4/27/22 Twitter for iPhone X Elon Musk X @elonmusk Follow There is either a red wave this November or America is doomed. Imagine four more years of this getting worse... 9:59 PM · Mar 15, 2024 3.4M Views 0 18K Reposts 1389 Quotes 67K Likes

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Fix Boeing!

Aerospace & Defense Airlines group chief backs Boeing CEO to fix safety crisis By Lisa Barrington and Joe Brock February 19, 2024 6:29 AM EST Updated 25 days ago 口 Aa DEING v BOEING 7777

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Are you sure?

[deleted] 6mo ago Comment deleted by user Reply 6mo ago Give it 6 months and everyone like you and I enjoying Starfield and not being on the on the game bandwagon (which id be willing to bet majority haven't played this game yet) Will be like "oh yeah man! Totally. You're totally right" Just wait 6 months ☆ 1 Reply ↑

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SpongeBob, doomed to fail

spongebob-so it comes to this Natjackm92 « 7/18/99 saw the spongebob pramiere saturday. can you say completly pathetic? looks like nick is running out ideas. the show is doomed! R.I.P SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS now shuttup and drive-ren Rupper Salesmen Kim Burk 7/18/99 >saw the spongebob pramiere saturday. can you say completly pathetic? looks >like nick is running out ideas. the show is doomed! I had my doubts about it from the start, but gave it a chance anyway. Man, it $ Speaking of new Nicktoons, anybody have anything to say about Rocket Power or Chalkzone? They sound a lot more promising than Spongebob, though it's a little too early to tell.

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About that

PROPERTY OF DREAMWORKS ANIMATION SKG - DO NOT DUPLICATE Comments Top Newest Ludovic Bouancheau 2y ago 11 years later and this movie is still golden. I'm honestly happy they didn't make any sequels because this movie alone is perfect. 4.9K 114 replies 目 Х

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A prophecy

▲ BoringNormalGuy 13 points 5 years ago To be fair, much like board games, SOME video games are a fad. There's popular board games like monopoly and chutes & Ladders, the classics. Just as there's MarioKart, and Legend of Zelda OOT. Then there exists the games no one will ever play again, like Fortnite. ▲ HonorInDefeat 12 points 5 years ago In case you're wrong, I wanna be in the screenshot Magma151 10 points 5 years ago Hello future /r/agedlikemilk browsers! subreddit_jumper 3 points 4 years ago hello future peeps

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Not so fast

Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless. Follow X Feels like it's about time to call Taylor Swift a distraction. What do you think, Patrick? Andy? How about you, Travis? 3:13 PM Dec 25, 2023 3.9K Reply Share Read 2.6K replies

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Um

New York Post Alan Dershowitz says 'a lot of people hung out with Epstein,' claims document dump will exonerate him 9 hours ago

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They jinxed it

r/aviation 0 1d 2023 was a safe year for passanger aviation Analysis I don't remember any big accidents involving big jet passenger aircraft. 469 94 84

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This one just hurts

COMMEMORATIVE EDITION People AMERICA'S GOLDEN GIRL Betty White AT 100! From Her Early Days to Her Beloved TV Triumphs: The Mary Tyler Moore Show. The Golden Girls, SNL & More

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Not so permanent

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy Follow Alex Jones and InfoWars have been permanently banned from Twitter money.cnn.com Twitter bans Alex Jones and InfoWars 1:47 PM - 06 Sep 18 297 Reposts 300 Quotes 1,681 Likes TOM WILLIAMS.CO ROLL CALLAGETTY IMP

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