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24 Rare Insults That Are A Little Too Specific

Every now and then you need a good, solid insult for someone. Whether it's in jest or in all seriousness, an insult or a playful jab can be a requirement in certain situations for certain people. Now there are always the classic insults everyone has heard a million times, and now that they've been so overused, they're getting a little old. Instead of using the normal insults, try a rare insult instead.

Rare insults are the kinds of insults that are very specific to who they are being used on. They are odd in nature because they almost sometimes don't even appear to be an insult, just a very specific comparison that confuses and alarms whoever is receiving it, it's up to them to be insulted by it or not. The people who come up with rare insults always seem to know exactly what to say, they have the perfect words to put together to make an insult that is effective and new. So for some insulting inspiration, here are 24 rare insults from Reddit's /r/rareinsults to think about today.

The similarities are uncanny

natalia @RIPTONY who are they? wrong answers only nile @storytellers tom holland and zendaya

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What happened to him?

8:414 Tweet Funimation follows BossLogic ✔ @Bosslogic Looks like he about to yell out he needs more pictures of Spider-Man then start singing I want to break free 2:32 AM 10/25/20 Twitter for Android • Tweet your reply Q لكا

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Burned by mom for no reason

brynn @hard_candyjpeg Deactivating MESSAGES Mom Follow now Why do you tweet like you're famous you have maybe 7 active followers 11:29 PM 77,781 Retweets 286,625 Likes

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I mean, yeah I guess

Comments luke.shivas26 11h If garlic was a person 6,847 likes Reply 111K 2017

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Someone had to cause those warnings

HA DO NOT DRINK AMONG US POTION AT 3AM!! *OMG I TURNED INTO AMONG US* 1.5M views • 4 months ago B ↓ 48K 121K Share Download Save 4 days ago This man is the reason chainsaws have warnings to not stop it with your hands 242 3 REPLIES 回 3

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Let her go

I love u so much! Bro, I think you're squeezing her too hard..

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Oof

Guess which child has autism Dulls 3,152 comments Looks like a full house +

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Poor guy

. • 3h So here is me, a short guy, coming into this thread thinking I would find "short jokes", not "jokes that are short". I was so confused lol Reply ↑ 630 • 2h Sorry the title went over your head. ... 665

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Very specific

PRESS Royce Lopez @hippojuicefilm Tim Duncan looks like he plays the steel drums on a cruise ship. ON WN MPARS TIM DUNCAN 1st PICK IN 1997 NBA DRAFT

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Typical names

How is this a real British person, it's like if there was an American actress named Cowgirl Gunburger Tuppence Middleton British actress Overview Movies and shows GQ

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Everyone knows the Mii eyes

Comentarios Q Principales Más recientes @quantumpassport3573 hace 2 sem. Imao he has the default male Mii eyes 184 ܒܩ E Х

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That's a new one

JARlaah 13h That women don't snore (seriously, I've heard this loads and it always baffles me). People breathe when they sleep, sometimes it makes some noise, male or female. Let em breathe. Reply 2.7k Privateer2368 • 12h ⑤5 Awards Really? My wife snores like a water buffalo drowning in porridge. EDIT: Wow, gold, silver and...a train? VoidofAnguish ⚫ 8h Best comment I've seen in a while. 4.4k 203

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The carnivore diet be like

STATUS: Reels there is something just so magical about opening up a fresh stick of butter 203K 11,5K 369K itscourtneyluna ❤ Follow Comments josh_t_squared 4w. by author Just because you American, does not mean you Amerishould Reply View 59 previous replies i 20,5K

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Relationship hoppers

Yesterday at 2:55am 'He is my world!' Sister, This is your 6th world Are you building Solar System? • • Like Reply Message 11k - 2 hrs

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Might as well use shampoo as body wash

r/mildlyinteresting u/Mugrevideo ⚫15h My hairy legs 21.5k 2,989 Comments 9.7k Consideredresponse 11h Your the first person I've seen that has to use 'Head and shoulders, knees and toes' shampoo. Reply 3.6k

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He's not wrong

15 rlualyduck Sh Lotally different person Join 2/2 553 147 117 You look like you do amateur magic at parties without being asked Reply 30 I'm willing to bet money on this. If he says he doesn't then he's a lying magician.

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What an accurate description

34 Rg to Your head look like if you lightly squeeze the bottom of a water ballon. 117 Wat an odd but accurate comparison 23 O

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Dang, that's rough

Zaddy on the Weekends @daddyvetboi 13h Out of your league 4 271 137 ılı 149K @anactualwalnut - 13h Thicc Chungus You would need to take a train from the top of your eyebrows to your hair line. Why the fare you speaking to me?

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A certain look…

2w The first guy isnt feminine in any way. The second guy looks like he needs trt. Reply 3776 2w. Author you look like you're 18939 dying to play the villain in your local community musical → Reply

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Never a nice thing to hear

rainand 03/10/2024 10:04 PM Ngl that jawline is like the population of wyoming Almost non existent

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That's unhinged

Comments @SlightlyInactive • 5mo ago Bro still got his baby teeth 102 ☑ = [ Х

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Everyone knows one

Replies Gabriel C. Brown Black Gryphon angus young 6 months ago this guy is that one person at the party who over-sings happy birthday 626 ...

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Those were the best games

@smalltok4638 • 1y ago Ok but can we talk about how tyler's hair in the see you again video looks like when you don't put enough sauce on a wing in papa's wingeria 171

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Appease the wall people

@ebethhasissues Replying to @mervatim and @yashar I don't have children. The reason why is fairly simple, when my nephew was 4 and I tucked him into bed he stared past me for a few seconds then told me "The Wall People don't like you". After that, kids and I weren't simpatico 1,457 views BEST COMMENTS 2 C CosplayComet - 1h □ COMMENT 1 reply Maybe spend less time making excuses and more time becoming the kind of person the Wall People would approve of

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