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24 Rare Insults That Hit Close To Home

A rare insult is the kind of insult that only comes around every once in a while, maybe even only once in a lifetime. Rare insults are the kinds of insults people use when all of the other insults, the ones used daily, just aren't going to cut it. Rare insults get specific. They hone in on the small things about a person, and they are made to be both accurate and insulting.

No one wants to be on the receiving end of a rare insult because of how powerful they are, but it is fun when you get to see someone else receiving one, and then it gets funny. So Reddit's /r/rareinsults is a great place to visit for anyone who wants to see some people getting totally owned online by some insults that were made just for them. Here are 25 perfectly curated insults that get down to business in the most impactful ways.

Are they wrong?

@CTECHIECRUSADER Billie Eilish dresses like she got her clothes stolen at the gym so they gave her what they had in the lost n found bin #KIMMEL

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Huh…

Hari Kondabolu @harikondabolu When you find out who doesn't have Asian friends. nytimes.com REBECCA GARDNER Please don't ask people to take off their shoes when entering your apartment. It's rude. ROMILLY NEWMAN When you invite people into your home, you need to let go. You can't be like, "You can't touch this" and "You have to take your shoes off" and "If you spill something, you are in trouble." Hosting is letting your guests enjoy themselves. J

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Looks a little bland

r/pics Tonight, The Supreme Court. 20.5k ☐ 2,568 Ch AREA CLOSED By order of the Supreme Court Marshal I've seen frozen pizza more supreme than this. Reply Join 2.3k

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I see it

MYASSINJACKPOT @vodkasn....3h this guy looks like one of those renderings of Simpsons characters if they were real people NFTNick.eth @allnick. 1d This is who you're trading against

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The resemblance is uncanny

seyKreppel Ceview Sao-Khue Nguyen 19 hours ago This fool is dating himself with a wig 4.9K REPLY View 33 replies KO OFFIAL

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A good ad

Justin's Bieber looks like he's posing for a success story picture with the executive director of a rehab for the brochure they give to new patients @billwilsontho

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Oop

← jimmy Post @jimmysoldout y'all ever sing along to a selena gomez song and you're both off key 9:57 PM 7/1/24.17 Views • 1 Like 1 Bookmark 27 ཁ༠ This post has been deleted.

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Super handy

3h PATEK PHILIPPE GENEVE JAN-M 3. I bet that moon phase really comes in handy for those full moons Reply 1 Vote

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Someone's mad

? r/AskReddit Posted by 1 1 2 2 1 3h Which type of tattoo makes you cringe the most? 15.8k 6.8k Share 1h 1 Award Literally anyone that has 2 small tattoos and is constantly posting about how discriminated against people with tattoos are and how pathetic all the Karen's of the world are for being offended by tattoos. Like calm down Becky no one has ever said anything actually rude to you about your 3 inch "faith" tattoo written in such swirly cursive that it could be a roller coaster at "My Whole Identity is Victimhood Island" Reply 364

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Yep

HOT' + 4,806 O 140 AutoModerator MOD • 8h 312 Dry Grade9885 • 5h Kim looking like an inflatable car mascot in that leather jacket Reply 1.5k

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It is not trash

CHEAT MODE Close your eyes and you can play any game in your mind, even paper Mario Paper Mario is trash Close your eyes and imagine yourself being a more likeable person, and then open them and weep

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Got 'em

You are such a loser! If there was a contest for losers you would be 2nd! Why i'm not first? 23:18 محبت امر ہے جاناں 'cause your a LOSER! 23.14 23:19

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Hmmm

1:13 Reels ( White people approaching the coleslaw at the function 1,097 Comments m_gregory482 1h whys ginger dude wearing the breaking bad intro Reply View 1 more reply 26 ✓ 90

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Ouch

Some guy in my lecture just offered me his jacket cause I was shivering...I would have taken the jacket if he was cute Maybe the cute ones would have offered if they thought you were also cute.

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That's rough

I'm deployed and I'm specifically not fighting for your freedom Reply View 144 more replies 9349

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It looks too good

Gravelord NEETO @coherentstates How is it that the Madame Tussauds wax model of Mark Zuckerberg looks way more like a real person than Mark Zuckerberg does? Oh my god 2:58 AM 10/25/19 Twitter Web App 14.1K Retweets 75.1K Likes

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They did that

Dan Sheehan @ItsDanSheehan Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it's not your turn to change it but with a whole society

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A true fantasy

65 KB JPG Anonymous In fantasy, why are the little people (halflings, dwarves, etc) always portrayed as the best cooks? Adding on to that, what would dwarven cuisine be like? 04/25/21(Sun)15:43:42 No.78858222 Tolkien was British, to him the concept of tasty food was as much of a fantasy as elves and dragons.

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That one's personal

la Today at 10:26 PM hey i hope you know that when you look in the mirror, your reflection is trying its hardest not to look away

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Helen Keller taking hits

Joint-Large762 OP ⚫ 3h What is there to worry about you idiot? Have a good cares if it's a "set up" and you time and who f both hit it off or not. Just be cool and have fun D Reply ↑ 25 stone_henge 2h telling anon to have a good time is like telling Helen Keller to just enjoy the movie. Kcolb3 2h What a take lol 33

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I get it

Radiohead makes music for people who have trouble asking for ketchup at McDonalds.

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A car with an underbite

Bumper painted and mounted Need to extend my cables from the winch to the control box. Weld some ziptie tabs and tube end caps on (coming this week) and wire the 12in bar. But here's V1 (decided ill be redoing this next summer maybe with some exo-cage stuff. Yes it sticks out. Kinda far. I plan to see how it does and if its a problem I'll fix it or just wait to do V2. .9d ago The poor car now looks like it's got a Hapsburg jawline combined with a bad retainer. 10 Reply OP • 9d ago Award ↑ Share 12 Reply Award ↑, Share

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It makes sense

Pretty sure this'll come in handy, mah memesters. 1998 Grapevine Mustangs 31 Like Comment 15 Comments Share He looks like he'd smell like a turtle aquarium.

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Oof, sadly accurate

Vote * BEST COMMENTS 15 ✰, Share EZMickey .28m 1 Award This dude looks like someone painted Hugh Jackman's face on a big toe.

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