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24 Rare Insults That Just Hit Different

Sometimes the regular insults just don't cut it. All of the normal, universal insults are so overused and tired that they don't even offend people anymore, and what good is an insult that doesn't offend? Some people need something original and new, something never heard before, a rare insult, so to speak. Rare insults are the kinds of insults that are made for one specific person or a small group of people. They work so well because of how specific they get, channeling in on the small things about a person. They make references and comparisons that are so absurd yet so accurate that they're kind of impressive, honestly.

They might not be the easiest thing to come up with but Reddit's /r/rareinsults has a ton of inspiration. There are truly some abominable insults in there. For anyone needing the most perfect insult today, here are 24 of them that just hit differently.

She's got it all going on

COLDFUSION V Comments 15K H HeliRy ⚫ 7 months ago ㄓㄨ Mark Zuckerberg's dead eyes, Steve Jobs' black turtle necks, voice of Megatron. Seems legit. 7.6K 97

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What's wrong with a backpack?

this is no shade but if you're an adult wearing a backpack you're not doing good Comments 4d She looks and sound like she got her degree from tiktok Reply 311K (i) 27448

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Nailed it

Angelo @troubleman .5h Replying to @InfoHazard5 @astrojardin and @jokesdepartment That's way you still a virgin bruh 27 InfoHazard @InfoHazard5 Replying to @troubleman @jokesdepartment @astrojardin and I have a wife and daughter. You have an NFT profile. The only way a woman is going to touch you is with a taser. 12:19 PM 09 Nov 21 Twitter for Android .

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Yes

you ever meet a man and get strong reddit vibes from him Traducir Tweet 8:42 a. m. ⚫ 14 nov 19 · Twitter for iPhone . 2,803 Retweets 31.2K Me gusta

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Everyone gets this

That one black person you can play as in a 1998-2005 snowboarding game. CIETY iti RIETY cíti VARIETY citi citi VARIETY

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Both kinds

Jola @we Your words are direct contradictions, you are both a moron and an oxymoron. Queen B @ _girl_bad. 1d All men,i repeat All men are trash..My dad is not trash tho.

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He got fryed

4 h Europe is the size of one US state. 36 2711 ♡92 48,9K 4h and your brain is the size of one mcdonald's fry Q5 1732 4,8K ill 42K

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I see it

9032: Mrantireputations 2 years ago he looks like science 8.2K 75

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At least he's the manager, could be worse

Kalissâš« 1 month ago Remember when the killer robot looked like a killer robot?...and not the manager of Home Depot. 769 - ç›® 23 VIEW 23 REPLIES ...

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Get it right

Linus Tech Tips ✪ @LinusTech - 47 Min. The Switch Lite, now available in "You Should Drink More Water" and "Overpriced Sticker" + dbrand 21 147 dbrand@dbrand. 5 Min. 726 1 It's "overpriced electronic tape" you uncultured, PC-dropping, merch- slinging, sandal-and-sock wearing puppet.

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Who won?

O Opera GX @operagxofficial how it feels to exist solely for the purpose of downloading other browsers Microsoft Edge @MicrosoftEdge . 3h How it feels to download extensions on other browsers for features that Edge already has ALT

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Ouch

Tweet CaptainSauce @TheCaptainSauce Just like how you can't rearrange vomit to make it into an appetizing meal, no amount of editing changes will make Justice League a good movie. 11:03 PM - 22 May 20 Twitter Web App 7 Retweets 54 Likes

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They don't even lay eggs

Scientists hope to use 10 eggs harvested from the last two northern white rhinos to create viable embryos that will be transferred into surrogates from another rhino subspecies. ABC.NET.AU Eggs harvested from last two living northern white rhinos in bid to prevent extinction 552 Like 96 comments 60 shares Comment Share rhinos don't even lay eggs and theese same 'scientists' tel us 5g is safe whatever 34.8k BEST COMMENTS 743 Share 8+ The TrueFlexKavana 20h 2 Awards Rhinos are going extinct while this person is out there able to reproduce. P3 П

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Easily outsmarted

Your regular reminder that Daily Express readers can easily be outsmarted by their underpants: People are only just realising what ABBA means - 50 years after Eurovision win Daily Express . 1d 1 123 Q 5 4 ☑

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It's pretty accurate

Buddah tatted on ya stomach Karim Pacheco-Alomar Bobby Franklin face a

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Kids are brutal

: Anonymous 76 KB JPG 11/11/20(Wed)14:36:35 No.839823374 Rare insults thread i'll start first: >be in 6th grade >get 2% on the test >nicknamed milk for the rest of the school year

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Motor skills are coming along

R Global NEWS Ratrix days ago He dances like a toddler who's still figuring out how his arms work.

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They made a fortune

Wonder if convention hotel staff are like "man we miss those weird anime kids" 000 199 17 11,1 хил. 79,9 хил. бо 000 В отговор на The hotel owners loved it because they were able to fill the entire hotel without an increase on their water bill.

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Give the man a break

Jack Gleeson, who played King Joffrey on "Game of Thrones," got married to girlfriend Róisín O'Mahony over the weekend in a small ceremony in Ireland. Without that mustache he'd look like a student marrying his teacher, but even with that mustache he still look like a student marrying his teacher, just wearing a fake mustache.

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No offense though

AYY Chillout RenZo!! • 3 weeks ago No offense But he kind of looks like a mixture of Obama and Waluigi 8.4K 目 91

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He really went there

Comments 32K ㄓㄨ L Library Media Center ⚫ 2 weeks ago The girlfriends voice is like brushing teeth and then drinking orange juice 3.3K VIEW 22 REPLIES 22

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Unbelievable

People of Reddit: what category do you think you're in the top 1% of? in by ↑4 100% 21m My iq is 136, which is in the top 5% of the world. ...8m IQ of 136 apparently not enough to understand and answer OP's question. 4m

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… No comment

ASAP Rocky & Rihanna 2,078 179,368 168K lil 8.5M % Follow Replying to Man must be worth 8 figs and he's out here with teeth of a previously undiscovered deep sea fish

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DNA tests

u/Xtpara003 .7h This designer from Adobe 204 ♡ 31 Comments 26 Kenneth_Lay 6h She looks like someone who did a DNA test on Ancestry.com and discovered that she's 0.0001% Incan.

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