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24 Statements That Are A Little Too Specific

Everyone has seen or read those kinds of questions that are just a little too specific, like in a suspicious way. They tend to be the kinds of questions people end with "asking for a friend" because the question is just so odd and a little embarrassing. They can be kind of concerning too, like why is someone asking such a specific and cryptic question? Or sometimes it's a sign seen in the wild, a warning or a caution or a reminder of something that definitely was put there after a terrible incident. Like something so bad had to have happened to require a sign hoping for it to never happen again, no matter how odd and specific it is.

These are the kinds of things on Reddit's /r/oddlyspecific. This subreddit features all of the moments from life that are just a little too specific to be totally normal. Here are 24 of those times that will leave everyone with more questions than answers.

Asking for a friend

Theoretically if you did a deep dive on your psychiatrists name on google and found out he makes acid house under the name DJ burrito boy, would that be a bad thing? Good thing? Asking for a friend

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Stop the Nickelback hate

Music Not Allowed in the Kitchen 1. Nickelback 2. Staind 3. Borgore 4. Country Music 5. Coldplay 6. Post Malone 7. Any 90's alternative rock with the exception of Incubus 8. No overly vulgar language or subject matter (that's two rules against Borgore) 9. Nickelback 10. Uptown Funk 11. Miley Cyrus 12. Green Day 13. Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley 14. Mumble rappers 15. Anyone that has a tattoo on their face 16. The Friends Theme Song 17. Any remix of Funkytown san

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Oh

Man jailed in Turkey for 20 days just because he 'looked gay' Jul 21. Written by Chantelle Billson ☑ Share ☐ Save for later Listen

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Not creepy at all

11:26 AM O》 89 Together, we could get coffee, go to a park, and look for cute unattended children and dogs H_ <

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That seems harsh

philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_ Follow A 10-year-old Mississippi boy who was arrested for public urination after he stepped behind his mom's car to urinate has received 3 months of probation and is required to write a 2-page paper on Kobe Bryant fox13memphis.com Child receives probation, required to write 2-page paper on Kobe Bryant after urination... Posted in r/facepalm → reddit

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It actually works too

Kanye West Indies @Kanye868 How do you politely tell your visitor that it's time to go home? ☺ Sarah Aldridge If you're from the midwest, you just say "welp" really forcefully and slap your knees with your hands, then stand up. Other midwesterners will recognize the signal and say "spose we should head out"

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Why does no one like the 5th floor?

JID Di A PUSH FOR ALAPM STOP RUN 1 ELEVATORS 5 ☐

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Some of them are really like this

Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama instagram: look at my new boyfriend twitter: I can't get a boyfriend reddit: my [21F] boyfriend [53M] boyfriend forbids me from going into the basement and has a sock drawer full of missing women's driver's licenses, AITA for being uncomfortable? the wedding is in three hours

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No one wants 419.99

Interstate 70 in Colorado has a mile marker 419.99 since mile marker 420 kept getting stolen MILE MILE 44198 F420 9.9

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A sign that should not be needed

P itos SWERY HEAT PUTERY FERNAL WARNING: Endoscopy equipment is NOT to be used for stealing food from the vending machine! -Management 120 122 116 B ROZB GOL THINS 124 126 Vicki Mas Vickie Mos Vokies SA SA MALY VAR Shaker PATRANY CACHE CHAMPETI CHEEZIES Criss Vickie SPCT DILL CORNICHOVAN ANETH UP

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Okay Ben…

Ben Shapiro @benshapiro I'm glad my wife has a best friend, but I get pretty tired of the constant comparisons. "Tom is six-foot-three." "Tom goes to the gym EVERY day." "Tom is always so cool and collected." "Tom would never yell at a waitress, Ben." Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom! 10:15 AM · Jul 13, 2021 - Twitter for r/totallyrealtweets 63 Retweets 104 Quote Tweets 1.4K Likes

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You're on your own

NOTICE The town of Madrid will no longer be responsible for: UFO Abductions, Werewolf Maulings, Creepy Yeti Hugs, Vampire Romances, Unsolicited Bigfoot Pics, Unicorn Stabbings, Pixie Glitter, Chupacabra Bites, Average Sized Centaurs, Sticky Vortexes or Broke Leprechauns

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…Well?

raina @quakerraina Your wife has been kidnapped and is being held in a location 30 mins away. You're driving to rescue her. It's a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there yes or no

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There they are

02.93 Metro Entertainment @Metro_Ents 2 hours ago Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone turns 20! Where are the actors now? Daniel Radcliffe: 51°25'12.6"N 0°14'30.8"W Emma Watson: 48°51'23.8"N 2°17'40.3"E Rupert Grint: 19°54'51.3″N 75°07'20.1"W Tom Felton: 51°49'59.4″N 2°09'39.1"W Photo via @Metro_Ents

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Happy birthday?

ER LTIEN ING A GHTER IS E HAVING A BROKE BEST FRIEND THINKS CH ILOS PHONE WHI I'M TALKING ON IT. KAUGHTY #5 PLANT ME HAPPY 29TH BIRTHDAY FROM YOUR 120 LB FRIEND

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That's brunch

VK (Altima Asset Management) @THAREALKULAK Brunch is when you pay $40 for eggs in a place with a "Y'all Means All" pride mural outside, and your wife's friend keeps calling her husband her "partner" and you can see him looking out the window fantasizing about stepping into traffic. Back-Up Tambourine Player @UpTambourine. 1d Brunch-which is it? Show this poll 10:33 PM .2024-04-26 from Earth 218K Views 0 171 Retweets 8 Quotes 2,744 Likes 202 Bookmarks

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Cool

Your health will improve in October.

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Got my eyes on you…

BOSS: lunch on me today. Any ideas? "Pizza" "Sushi❞ ME: *suspicious that Brian in HR is secretly a termite* wood? Me staring at Brian to see his reaction:

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It's an emergency

Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11 > Anyone know how to safely get a hot dog. out of a vacuum cleaner hose? I was cleaning under my couch and wouldn't you know it, a loose hot dog was under there and it fit into the hole perfectly but now it's stuck and I can't get it out. DM me if you have a solution, it's urgent 8:56 AM Sep 23, 2020 140 Retweets 481 Likes

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I'd also like to know

chstnning how do i get one of those jobs that arent real where i send an email and then go to a meeting and then draft. an email and then leave work and get paid $98,000 a year and have a badge on a little cord that says senior deputy analytics coordinator supervisor of marketing and sales.

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I am afraid of her

rson Con ando Rescue Leade... Jordan B. @ConnorSouthard Elon Musk's mom looks like she's about to tell you that we all must sacrifice to preserve the zeppelin that's the last surviving holdout of humanity in the skies above a ravaged earth, and it's a sad fact that you have become dead weight

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He isn't wrong

Michael Benjamin @mfbenji I'll tweet "water is good for you" and someone will reply with recent drowning stats and the story of an old lady whose husband was murdered by a rain drop.

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Also wondering

Bennett Miller Chief Operations Officer at Carrington Atlantic (2017-present) 1y If I took 10 grilled cheese sandwiches and compressed them using a machine into the size of a small cube and I ate the cube in one bite, would I be full?

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Well is it?

G Is misinforma is misinformation protected by the first amendment 7 ✓

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