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24 Technically True Statements You Can't Argue With

While normal replies are helpful, and the norm, they aren't the most fun. Why not spice up the answer to a question with some technically true statements? Sometimes the best answer someone can give is an answer no one really asked for. Statements that are "technically not wrong" are the kinds that say something super obvious, sort of in a pun style, and while they aren't really what was wanted, no one can argue with them.

They're silly and entertaining and sometimes it's impressive to see someone come up with something so accurate yet so unrelated. Some people are annoyed by them and the people who come up with these silly responses, but there is some credit to be given to the cleverness behind it. While it's sort of a hard idea to explain, there are lots of examples on Reddit's /r/TechnicallyTheTruth that lay it out pretty simply. Here are 24 technically true statements that no one can argue with today.

Everyone has problems

CheesyLaVeda The car you're interested in can sit six people without any problems. I don't think I know six people without any problems.

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This kid gets it

When I'm 100 years old I will Be dead I think I will look like this... Rip

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They aren't red at all

Red Onions Are Clearly Purple 000 NICE D INESE 好品 5.

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Oh, phew

Whoa. I guess one dude quit: IVE GUYS 2 Nah. It's all good. He came back. FIVE GUYS

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It isn't that hard

albert @albert12798-4h i'm dropping out of college That's incorrect. Correct answer: C: 6, 60,120,180,240,300 Your answer: B: 6,60,120,180,240,300 OK 176 1,388 57.4K ili 1.7M I matteo @matteozq.4h how'd you even get in? 2 tz albert @albert12798.4h 759 ill 94.9K door 6 13 48 8.216

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Vegan gelato

NGO ELOTE Com CAFE DE OLLA Mexican Coffee PALOMITAS CON CARAMELO VEGANO Vegan ROLES DE CANELA Cinnamons Rolls

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The more you know

HB David Shiffman, Ph.D. @whysharksmatter.bsky.social Someone asked me why sharks stick their dorsal fins out of the water. The answer is simple. Sharks' dorsal fins stick out of the water sometimes because their fins are on top of and therefore higher than the rest of their body, and sometimes their body is near the surface of the water.

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Hmmm

r/chessmemes 3h We're gonna make it, guys Join WE'RE ALL BEING PLAYED. CORPORATIONS GOVERNMENT MILITARY YOU MEDIA POLICE 13 1729 148 5K ☐ 8 We're all on the same side, and I can become the government?? 561 17 Comments 70

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They only asked for one

5. Suggest one cause of deforestation this paper

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True

What Paul Atreides looks like in the movie: What Paul Atreides looks like in the books: Paul Atreides

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To be fair…

God is like oxygen. You can't see Him, but you can't live without Him! Haha You and 1 other 8.936 Comment Share You can't see oxygen? Here is oxygen at -218.8 °C Now show me God's photo 478 8,2k InevitableScallion75. 3h Godslayer326.3h I mean to be fair you'll see god at -218.8 °C as well Reply 644

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Worth a try

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When you put it like that…

If you're waiting on the waiter aren't you the waiter? 89K Comments 534 If you clean a vacuum cleaner, aren't you the vacuum cleaner? 532

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Well dang

I guess they didn't read the license plate STOP PLZSTOP

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It brought them there

Pun @PunHubOnline So what brings the two of you here today? It's impossible to live with him. He's too literal. And you? My truck.

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Can't make that mistake

kayZeee Subscribe 3 hours ago The world before and after you make a mistake 9.8K 341 Comments 341 For someone working in a nuclear power plant, I think the world would really change for that one mistake

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The robots can't do that

Buddha, what makes us human? Selecting all images with traffic lights.

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Not every day

Here's something you don't see everyday O2 SCIE SCIENCE MotoLIBRA

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Hold it gently

jarvis johnson @jarvis. 6h how is everyone holding up? 77 17252 3,755 Libby @libbaroni Gently, as not to disturb it. sino <] 4:26 PM 4/13/20 Twitter for Android

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Generally

What makes you have these? 11:38 AM - 3/26/24 From Earth 1.8M Views 347 Reposts 792 Quotes 6.2K Likes 543 Bookmarks 27 e skin usually 山 ↑

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It's technically different

When you divide "by" half, you invert the fraction and multiply, hence 20 x 2 = 40, plus 30 = 70! Simple math!!! 15h Like Reply 511 James P. Dippo Sr. 40 + 30 = 70, not 70! 14h Like Reply

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Hot enough to be alive

r/AskReddit What is the safest answer when your girlfriend asks if her friend is hot?? 16.9k 13.1k Comments Join 8.7k Yeah. 37°C. ← Reply +1

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Isn't that crazy

Comments 3.9K a 로 X Х 1y ago Many people don't know how massive Russia is, in fact, Russia is so large that you can fit the entirety of Russia inside of Russia 8.4K 181 replies 回

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If you think you're poor, think like this

A vehicle worth around 0.5 billion comes to pick me up everyday. Hmm?! What's...that vehicle? The vehicle:

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