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24 Unhinged Sentences No One Has Said Before

From time to time someone genius comes along and says something that seems like it's never been said before. This is impressive because thinking about it, there are a lot of people out there talking and typing all day long. It's hard to imagine that there is anything original left to say, but low and behold, there is. Whether it's a headline of something wildly unbelievable happening, like "Florida Man" headlines, or just someone saying something unhinged.

Brand new sentences can contain just about anything, but they usually all are surprising, confusing, or just sort of strange and unusual. For anyone who wants to experience some truly original content, Reddit's /r/BrandNewSentence has tons. This subreddit features all of the weird and wacky statements and sentences created by the geniuses of the internet, stringing together new combinations of words into sentences that have likely never been uttered before. Here are just 24 of those strange moments.

See ya Monday-Bundy

Ben Anderson @BensHoops My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for it.

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Honestly kind of impressive

the real uhhhhh from homestuck.com @CJemerald101 how'd they whitewash white people zombizoë WHAT THE Show this thread LIAN DAY! @justurproblem - Oct 16 IS THIS?!?!??!? WE NEED THIS VERSION OF FROZEN

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That sounds… bizarre

Amazon has announced they're phasing out their checkout-less grocery stores. The "Just Walk Out" technology, which was labeled as automatic, was actually 1,000+ Indian emplovees monitoring you as you walked through the store. amazon fresh Store Hours Mon-Fri: 7am-11pm Saturday: 7am-11pm Sunday: 7am-11pm the logs is wed In gizmodo.com Amazon Reportedly Ditches 'Just Walk Out' Checkouts at Its Grocery Stores

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Seriously though

Amy @lolennui do married people watch gen z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam

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This is wild

Photo by Kev Costello on Unsplash SOCIETY & CULTURE NEWS The Lonely Crowd: 40% Of Adults Go Days Without Face-To-Face Interaction APRIL 1, 2024 2 COMMENTS

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Say that again?

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Can confirm this

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He does?

PragerU Why Jesus Loves Fracking Why Jesus Loves Fracking PragerU • 336K views • 1 day ago 5:29

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The planes are on vacation

Grandmaster Trash: Exact Trash O... @ExactTrashOnly So this is how many planes are in the sky at any moment. And yet I look outside my window and... silence. Blue stuff. Nothing. I guess the "planes" are on vacation today, huh? Funny how the government gives us these little tidbits of information. And they call it education. Canetas 14-May-2017 12 3PMLTIC

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I just need to know how

Florida is close to the underworld IG: Mangotoxic @Lorenzo Cadena01 Florida man with no legs arrested after kicking his pregnant wife's ear off. floridati.ms/2zpA4sxtha www.mugshots.com www.mugeots.com www.mugshots.com www.mugshots.co

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The medical riddle

Brittany Van Horne @_brittanyv Me: I need to go to the doctor. How much will that cost? My insurance: If it's a doctor that you seek to see, answer my here riddles three/Go to the wrong one and in debt you'll be / But which one is right? You won't hear from me

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Yeah, imagine that

Abby Govindan @abbygov i dont mind mosquitos s J my blood (i have plenty to go around) what annoys me is the need to inject the itch juice into my skin....like im already feeding you why are you being imagine if i slapped my such a k mom every time she made me dinner. L

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No, that's fair

JCtheWanderingCrow⚫ 2h That's how I see it myself. I spent about a year trying to gentle parent her out of biting and nothing worked. No amount of gentle hands and talking about feelings stopped it. I lived with the bruises but the chunk was too far. I draw the line at gentle parenting for literal canabalism!! 63

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What kind of threat is that?

Pubity⭑ P @pubity Subscribe The President of Botswana has threatened to send Germany 20,000 elephants

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Seriously

Change my mind about grown men ordering hot chocolate in a cafe is the biggest ick ever

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Fair question, I guess

Laughs nervously.... Keep Having nightmares that Trump wins again and uses that chance to place Barron Trump in power. Spooky. 361 99 Comments AudibleNod 6h Why does Barron, the largest Trump, not simply eat the other Trumps? Reply 267

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I'm lost

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So true

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Quora is unhinged

Quora Open in App 2 Do Muslims not realize there are pork molecules in everything they eat and drink due to Avogadro's number?

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Well? Would you?

Would you wear this 'shoe-like vessel' made from genetically engineered bacteria? Ps Popular Science · 5d

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No way…

who forbade this ana @anaborbareads - 21h a forbidden romance between ballerina and physical therapist???? pls i need this book now A the darkest corner of the heart ALT a romance novel eruhamster Follow Feb 7 #friend showed me a snippet from this book, they make up a slur for guys who date ballerinas #its balleraggot if anyone was wondering scream-laughed so loud my cat jumped up from cuddling and my neighbor's dog started barking eruhamster Feb 7

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A pond was stolen

R. Republic World Pond in Bihar stolen: Water removed, sand stolen and surface flattened in one night

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Now I'm curious

r/NoStupidQuestions u/ 10.6h If a nearsighted schizophrenic removes his glasses as a terrifying clown he is hallucinating taunts him, will the clown become blurry? 358 56 Comments

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On Reddit, there's a something for everyone

Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn trying to find nice loafers and my gf laughed at me for checking reddit, saying that the guys there wouldn't know. now on an 800 post thread where dudes are berating each other about leather quality. they know so much about loafers it ruined their life. i'm on the right site.

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