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25 Brutal Insults Made To Be Different

Although insulting someone is never a nice thing to do, sometimes an insult is needed for some reason. Maybe someone did something to deserve the insult, or maybe someone just ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time to catch an insult. Whatever the reason may be, one thing that is certain is that an insult should be good. The classic insults just don't hit properly anymore. No one is being insulted by an insult that's been used millions of times. That's where rare insults come in.

Rare insults are a collection of oddly specific, cleverly curated, and diabolical insults that do their job of leaving a person insulted. Because they're so specific, they also sometimes leave a person confused, which is just an added bonus. Reddit's /r/rareinsults is a subreddit where people share the most insane insults they have seen online with the world. It's a great place to go to find some inspiration for the next time an insult is necessary. Here are 25 of them that hit differently.

Dollar store Thor

Kevin Sorbo ♥ @ksorbs Subscribe I didn't get "blacklisted" from Hollywood, I left because they're all pele. 0:59.02 Oct 24 12,7M Views . 29,8K Reposts 2111 Quotes 234K Likes 6277 Bookmarks 27 Most relevant replies Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan · 19h Replying to @ksorbs go LOL shut up Dollar Store Thor, you left because you haven't had a job since 1996 619 17909 16,4K 513K ☐ 8

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Accurate

2,669 comments julliette you look like a memory 66.6K 2,669 4,553 52.7K

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Is this a compliment or an insult?

Beatrix Kiddo @marykatbow This boy from Tinder seems like the type that doesn't mind when the captions lag behind the dialogue 10:39 AM Oct 1, 2024 •

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Brutal

Define Aura You received a like! Don't keep your potential match waiting! Become a Premium member to find out who they are and match today! Beef "Even in the fog of war a tank is still visibleQ" 21h Reply View 18 replies 1,457

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People have no chill

Rob @RSupremexx. 20h A @_a_xox21 4d Can someone tell me how to get rid of face fat 58 61 405 ↑ moss @manlikemosso Replying to @_a_xox21 there's actually some exercises that can help u lose face fat. turn ur head to ur left, then turn ur head to ur right. do this a few times. now do that every time someone offers u food fattty. 4:23 PM 10/16/22 Twitter for iPhone 107 Retweets 44 Quote Tweets 819 Likes 271 3 | 584 ↑

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Turtles

Another incident where a turtle is spotted with plastic...

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They aren't wrong

12:13 5G 91% Comments @finncullen ⚫ 3w ago Adam Driver looks like he was created by aliens who'd only ever seen reflections of human faces in the backs of spoons. 368 18 replies ☑ Х

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Lithp

When little miss "don't tell me what to do" meets the "Sit down." Boy rubyinpieces 6w i think i just got thexually athaulted Reply 297985

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Roasted

Seco @ Hey guys my parents are out of town party at my house this weekend @LSPDPIO can't come tho DEPARTMENT 2 27 Lees Summit Police @LSPD... ·6h We are actually pretty cool people to hang out with. But we get it. If nothin illegal is going on and no one calls us, we won't come. But based off the number of likes/comments so far, it doesn't look like anyone else is going either... 17.11 52

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Can't unsee it

cici 5 months ago I legit just noticed, posty looks like a chubby bearded riley reid 1.5K 42 replies 42

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It's okay to branch out

Aaron West @oeste - 6h Churchill is dead my brother. The planes are no longer overhead, you don't have to eat like this Tim Stillman @Stillmanator - 8h Leicester Cheese and onion cob |

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Diabolical

If you're an Atheist ???? ل Tik Tok @myriehopper Comentarios 21K Q + р @pro_deer1461 • hace 1 a She's the kind of person to bring 18 people to an 18+ Movie. 3.7K 回 66 respuestas Х

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What a strange pair

Comments 635 T 는 x Tim DBR⚫ 3 weeks ago (edited) I would not have expected anything else from a restaurant run by Santa and Caitlyn Jenner. 1.4K 56 replies 56

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Smelling into the future

helloitsrichy 9w. Bro can smell a Sunday lunch on a Wednesday Reply 20127

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That visual is insane

Doctor gone be shaking yo toes in they hands like dice liko ✔ @pradaliko. 1d hash brown ores McFlurry sandwich.... Smash or pass? WAY

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That would be rare

LIVE [ 23.46 Seurataan Sinulle Portugal is burning, Meanwhile: 898 kommenttia 5G 72 aleksandarr_ff▲× Portugal burning, central Europe flooded, what's next, sunny day in England? 3 pv Vastaa Näytä 22 vastausta 3817 ✓

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Vampire burn

goldengateblond ❤ 2h less self-reflection than a vampire 100 Elon Musk X @elonmusk Follow PeterSweden @PeterSweden7.1d George Soros isn't just buying 200 radio stations. He is buying a propaganda machine to influence how you think. 10:47 PM 9/26/24 27M Views

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Good God…

Fellow Brides, My MOH has just announced that she is pregnant, and she is due around my wedding day (October 26, 2023.) Her and her husband have been trying for a while, and I would like to feel happy for her, but I'm seriously considering kicking her out of the wedding. I feel she has deliberately done this to take the attention away from me. The only problem is that she is my sister, and my parents are telling me to postpone the wedding for her. I am not postponing my day as we have had the venue booked since November 2022. Even my fiancé is taking her side. Am I being dramatic? 279 comments Like 103 Top comments ▾ Comment Send Holy moly please take the deposit for your wedding and invest in a therapist 1h Like Reply 64

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Sharp

This is the genie that comes out when you rub a bottle of Axe body spray. @BASINGSEGR⚫ Jun 11 THE BOULDER The King is looking CLEAN AN STYLEZ⭑

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A dog would love that

meba @stevebustasemi · 1d this looks like the first thing a dog would make to eat after turning into a human kc@powcampsurvivor. 2d i love british street food. a whole potato topped with unmelted cheese and baked beans. and they line up for hours for it. 51.2K 206

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Oof

i didn't know that dave grohl knew how to do that Post übersetzen CONSEQUENCE @consequ... ·14 Std. Jack White will headline this weekend's Soundside Music Festival after Foo Fighters pulled out at the last-minute → cos.lv/ OSA550TWVYQ

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Whoops

All Men Are Pigs Women Are Equal To Men

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Leave him alone

vincentjmorales 3w Looking like a lower case i Reply 6919

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They're just so awful

@smilingnodding.bsky.... seeing a cybertruck in the wild is fun bc only 3000 have been sold so its like oh wow theres our towns Biggest Dips look at him go! Maus Sin 47 FATO ORING BIORDI ART IMPORTS TH

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England's biggest hater

It's always England. Even if they were playing a team of intergalactic demons for the survival of the human race, I'd still want England to lose.

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