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24 Bumble Encounters From Sad Singles Online

Dating isn't really all that fun to be honest, and the older someone gets, the worse the dating scene seems to get. With online dating, dating should be fun, easy and efficient. Most of the dating apps work in a similar fashion. You swipe and swipe until you make a match. Sometimes, in the lucky cases, a message is sent from one person and a conversation ensues, or something similar to a conversation. Some people do end up finding love on these apps, but for the most part, it's a slew of strange pickup lines, questionable bios, and huge red flags.

On the subreddit /r/Bumble, single users share their best and worst moments from using the app Bumble, which is just one of the many infamous dating apps out there. So here are 24 Bumble encounters from single Reddit users just out there looking to find love in these trying times.

Yikes

We would have to see if we were s "✓ compatible first.. i dont buy a car unless i drive it first!

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She really said that

1:37 Ill 5G = 5 bumble Everyone Trending → USMC 28 About me I was married for 7 years. I'm a wild child just trying to figure it all out. I'm a Marine, a mom, a grad student but also a hot mess sometimes P.S. If it ain't white it ain't right sorry not sorry Send a Compliment My basics =

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Woooosh

Today 9:09 PM Not really why? You like raisins? Then how about a date xD? What's the connection with raisins?

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Feature is a fail

Your Opening Move Please use this feature wisely. With great power comes great responsibility to avoid just saying "hi" :) Hey :) What's ffs? Today Ffs

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No thanks!

We should go there together sometime Jazz club Today What is that? Oh cool! Sure You're so beautiful I just woke up in a very naughty way No longer interested thanks!

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Hmmm

26 Ingenieur en Santé = 5 bumble 4* ول

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Best answer you could give

Today You asked: What would you do on a rainy Sunday? Perfect day for this question. Drink a beer and watch the storm. Curl up on the couch with a good book "Ask another question Delivered 7:00 PM asked: What would you guess about me that isn't on my profile? You definitely like cats You have a pet alligator. You chose that over a pet crocodile because you want to see it later and not after awhile. "Ask another question

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Uh?

Ben Yesterday Hey Ben! How are you? Mentally of course, cause physically you're looking pretty good Today Ngl, I'd be better if you stepped on me Delivered

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Light conversation

Bev Bev's Opening Move What's the next thing you're looking forward to? Today Societal collapse Delivered They have 24 hours to reply It's their turn to message you back L

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Interesting approach

9:23 = 5 Everyone bumble N100% Trending 37 interior Designer at Self 69 About me UPDATE 1-9-24 I'm ready to be a kept fiancé and wife, sincerely. Don't messages me to debate me on what audacity makes you think you should question what makes me worthy of such a lifestyle. Capable men don't do that! I prefer the finer things life offers. So, Don't invite me for drinks...WOW ME ||| =

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Odd, but okay

Bumble ด Everyone Trending I'm hoping you Will be in your masculine energy, taking the lead and excel at being the captain of our ship. Send a Compliment

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And why does it say that?

54 ✰ construction/self employed/hustler smart enough 1990 About me profile says im 54, im 33. My basics 6'0" H Active & Scorpio Trade/tech school → Never Never * Man Q Don't know yet Not sure yet m Conservative Christian

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What went wrong?

Got it I feel the same way. And my daughter is 10.5. I'm very much an involved mom - she's with me the vast majority of the time. Have you been in any long term relationships since your divorce? 1 for 3 years 4 years ago not since no Good talk goodnight Delivered

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That's like, the whole point

4:25 < Yesterday Extends the match but doesn't message first? Interesting & 000 I mean that's literally how Bumble works...guys can't message first Wait really??? I did not know that I just learned something new lol

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Valid

4KA SK = 21:24 bumble 4* Q 87 % 응 If I could travel to any time in the past... I wouldn't because I'm black. =

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Wonder if they answered

How did your Christmas go Today It was pretty good my dad came out to Seattle How about yours? Oh congratulations on your dad coming out Did you always know or did u just find out And how did Seattle take the news?

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How nice

Hola! Today Hii! What do you mean by coffee dates are not really? lol They are a waste of time As the man, I'm paying for the date so I'll decide what we do. It's definitely not coffee Why don't you work out? 1 Aa GIF + How so? Delivered

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Why even bother?

Ikr! May 28, 2023 Lol Irony is your interest in your profile says "Deep chat" May 29, 2023 So I noticed you like club and dancing!! Yesterday Yes Today Well that's fun and all but I feel like another hobby you could practice is exploring conversation skills Delivered

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That's what she was talking about, right?

< 12:31 how big pretty lame Sarah Today Δ 86% 12:27 PM He's about 47" I'm not telling him you said that. Aa GIF Delivered तं

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Good

11:32 66° < Florida Today Hi How are you Good Aa ||| 75% Hi Good and you GIF Good Delivered +

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Time to suit up

You seem pretty cool. Would you like to get to know each other over coffee? Today That's kind of you to offer but I prefer formal dates Aa GIF

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Just to clear things up

Search Михаил I'm Russian Yesterday You are very cute Today Aa My apologies. You're a very cute Russian. Delivered GIF I'm Hi

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So many red flags

Today Hey. .. GIPHY Delivered 7:54 PM Hello, I want to be upfront so we dont waste each others time. I am looking for a very submissive woman for marriage. I am very dominant and I like to be in control. My ideal marriage you cook daily and take care of the house and stay at home and follow my orders. I work and make money and provide for the family. No party, no alchool, no drugs nothing stupid like that. It would be a very serious relationship and I expect you to wake up before me to prepare me breakfast. In s also you must be very submissive and take care of me daily in different ways. I want a very traditional marriage where I am the boss. Aa GIF 99

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Someone got their feelings hurt

Cool Today To be honest, I'm not really feeling a connection here, so I think I might bow out, but wish you all the best in your search No worries, you're not that interesting to talk to and i don't really find you all the attractive, sorry. Aa ||| GIF

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