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25 Choosing Beggars And Their Insane Demands

Being a choosing beggar seems to come naturally to some people. Most people out there have heard the phrase "beggars can't be choosers" but clearly some people did not truly understand it. It basically means people can't ask for free handouts and be picky about what they are given. The way some folks out there try to do exactly that though is insane.

Some people are so entitled to think they can ask for anything and everything and give little to nothing in return. Whether the thing they need is childcare, technology, a job done, or even a whole car, they know no bounds when it comes to what they want. These choosing beggars can be found just about anywhere, but they get shared to Reddit's /r/ChoosingBeggars all the time. This subreddit exposes all of the local entitled people for all of the insanity they spew all day long. Here are just 25 of them that are visually infuriating.

The guilt-tripping is real

Posts Follow Animals get more help than me and my kids .. animals live better than me and my kids.. animals eat more than me and my kids ... At this point y'all are treating me less than an animal and it's NOT FAIR for ppl to ignore my messages and pleads for help от 21 likes point View all 11 comments I am lost for words at this G Q (+) D

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What…

Anonymous member Hey yall... I'm in need of a new stroller, constantly every time I go to meet someone they'd say it's new and lie. I'm so embarrassed so I really am hoping someone has a new stroller. Or a gently used. ✓ Like 1 Q Comment Top comments ▾ New at th the stores. Like Reply Send 1 b

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And fireworks

Springfield, OREGON free stuff I love FREF Anonymous member 1h • Hi everyone sorry last min just looking for a couple things to help my daughter and granddaughter with their 4th ISO Chips Mayo Onion Berquets Paper plates Potato salad Mac salad And fire works I hate asking but she has three hamburger an nothing else Thank u all God bless She's in Springfield 11 Like Comment 1 comment Send

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An extra $5

We could use a couple of energetic folks to do some weeding and lawn work, anytime between now and the weekend. I know. Short notice on a Holiday Weekend. So, if you're productive it will pay $20 verses the usual $15. Cash. If you don't like to sweat or get dirty. And in mean really sweat and really get dirty, keep scrolling. I've taken two showers already today. This is a one off right now. But may be some longer time work available. PM or Thnak you. Julie Like ☐ Comment Send Share 14

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About $9 an hour

Anonymous member • 2h ⚫ Hey! I'm posting anonymously because I don't want to hurt my current full time sitters feelings. I am looking for a full time sitter come September M- F from 730am-5pm. My son will be 16 months then and I anticipate his schedule remaining the same. 930-(between) 10am wake up 10am-11am breakfast 11am-1pm outside time/active play 1pm-2pm lunch 2pm-3pm put down for nap 430pm-5pm wake up from nap I would need a sitter here at 730 since I drive my daughter to school and I am a teacher as well. We currently live in Depew. I currently pay my sitter $450 a week. I do not ask her to clean other than just pick up any toys my son plays with. We do have a dog (blue healer like Bluey) and a cat. Both are BEYOND friendly. You would have off whenever there is a break in the Buffalo School system from school. ✓ Like Q Comment Send Share 9

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They can't be serious

16m Hey everyone Can 12 ppl send 15-20 to help me pay my room it's ABSOLUTELY NEEDED TODAY!! PLEASEE THIS IS URGENT....PLEASEE I KNOW SOMEONE CAN HELP ME WITH FUNDS TO PAY THIS Also Yes I know about Programs and other resources and help But I still NEED my room paid while I wait on the additional help to fall through. Also is there anyone available to bring me 2 packs of Family sized Chicken wings, Variety Box of Chips and some Hawaiian punch TODAY PLEASE!?? I have no car no transportation or ANYTHING or Money lol BOTH NEEDS ARE ABSOLUTELY NEEDED TODAY!!! REQUEST NEEDED TODAY!! Hey Everyone, Can Y'all Pleasee Share this Around and help me get $185.99 TODAY!!! ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NEED THIS TODAY SO That I can Pay my Room Fee.. Can EVERYONE Send $15-20 each and ask friends and Family as well!?? | only need 13 ppl to send $15-20 PLEASEE ITS 104°OUTSIDE!! Wayy To HOT to be Homeless

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The ice maker is so random

✗ m1d Hello everyone.. Im 35 weeks pregnant and I'm still needing a couple things before our baby comes. I dont have income myself and my bf is using each of his paychecks to our living arrangements and transportation. I'll post the list here and if you have anything that you could donate or know anyone that would be willing to help please dm me. Im not picky with brands rn. Here's the list... 1. A b pump with everything included 2. Duckbill valves for bu 4. Ice packs ་་ pump 5. Purse for me (backpack like if possible) 6. Teething toys 7. Med organization thing for me 8. Stroller organizer 9. B. 11. B milk storage for fridge milk cooler bag 12. Size 2 and up diapers 13. Teething Gel 14. Curtain Rod for clothes 15. Mirror 16. Nursing bras size M to L 17. Forehead thermometer 18. Saline spray 19. Sunscreen 20. Portable sound machine 21. Toaster oven 22. Ice maker 23. Type C Chargers for android phones 24. Kitchen knifes 25. Any b feeding clothes for summer time 52 comments 2 shares 20 Like Comment Send Share

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Oh influencers…

9:29☑ Ο -view Photos .illl 61% Reviews Menu Abou ★★★★★ 9 months ago literally fraud with collaborating with influencers and their behave is disgusting. They call for collaboration and then cancels it. Unprofessional guys and their food must be like them 凸 MOFU Japanese bakery (Owner) 9 months ago Dear Adam, We are disappointed to read your review, which contains untruthful facts. Firstly, we are offering the collaboration in providing you with free products. You asked us to deliver the products to you personally. We already told you that we don't do deliveries. We would offer you the products if you would come to the store. A collaboration does not call for a delivery service. We were willing to reschedule your collaboration, but you became reluctant to reply to that, and then you left this negative review. In addition, everyone has different schedules, and we tried to accommodate to fix this issue. While we appreciate constructive criticisms, we do not tolerate false reviews. We have been very transparent in trying to work with you and your review does not |||

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Caught 'em

65 3:15 65 3:15 6 Jesus - iPhone 8+ 6 Jesus - iPhone 8+ Marketplace listing Marketplace listing m m $70 - iPhone 8+ $70 - iPhone 8+ View buyer More options View buyer More options Joined Facebook in 2021 Buyer details Hello, is this still available? Message sent + Is the price negotiable Yes Lowest I can do is 60$ and that's 100$ off retail price 12:47 PM Can you deliver O 1:49 PM So you a discount AND you want me to deliver Аа 1:49 PM Valepiace listiny $70 - iPhone 8+ View buyer More options Alerts Send offer Share Save Description I have a iphone 11 great condition no cracks or scratches unlocked to any carrier selling so to upgrade no low ballers must pick up Seller information Jesus Real Joined Facebook in 2021 Details Seller details Follow So you want a discount AND you want me to deliver No Isn't this you? I'm not selling you the phone at a lowball offer so you can flip it I'll do 70 if you can deliver + I'm in Atlanta O 3:13 PM Wym I need the phone for me Where do you live. You just sold a phone No I didn't No That's YOUR listing 1 Аа Uber iPhone 11 $165 Send seller a message Hello, is this still available? Send + Why does it matter stupid Awwww you're mad that you got caught O Aa Couldn't send.

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Wow

Looking for someone to run a paid errand for me ($50) Hello! Looking for someone to help out in my house buying search. My husband and I are looking to buy our first home; we live in arizona so its a bit hard to see houses in person and there is one we are interested in 3). We are looking for someone to go to that address and (not do anything illegal obv) take videos of the house and property as best you can. In general I am looking for videos/photos/answers/observations to the below ($50 in total): • · · . · [$15] GOOD Videos + Pictures (as good as it can be with a phone) • Please take your time with this (quality videos/ photos deserve a tip!) [$8] Horizontal cracks in the siding or stucco? ✓ ks in foundation? [$6] Indications of termites? What things look like they are made out of wood? What is the house made out of would you say (Ex: 50% brick/stone? 20% wood? 30% metal sheets?) [$4] Any indication of mold/black mold? [$4] Condition and slant of the roof. Rust or holes in the roof? • • • [$4] Sofit/eave/siding issues? (You can google sofit/ eave but it is like the sealed tin between the roof and the outer walls) [$3] How are the people? Are they out and about? Is it families? Are they friendly? [$2.75] Is the kitchen intact (if can be seen through windows)? Are any appliances or anything ripped out like torn out pipes or sink? What about bathroom? [$2] General condition of the neighborhood. Does the architecture match the neighbors? Is the house the most run-down on the street? What do the around look like? [$1.25] Exterior/interior paint conditions? Will it need a new coat? Compensation is per complete answer for each question/ prompt provided ALONG WITH SUPPORTING PHOTOS/ VIDEOS AS PROOF OF TRUE ANSWER WHERE APPLICABLE. Total compensation for all prompts is $50 (easy money). The amounts are non-negotiable because we can fly ourselves out there for that much money but just want to save the time. Let me know if you're interested! :)

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Too many photos!

FREE STUFF UK Has anyone got a working iPhone (either 8 or above as the 7 is due to become obsolete like the 6 & older has by next year) or a working iPad (as long as it's not on the obsolete list below) and as close to Plumstead/ Woolwich/Abbey wood as possible please as we don't drive I don't have a lot of money due to having to sofa surf after becoming homeless through a rental scam It doesn't need to be on any particular network as it's only going to be used as extra storage as I currently have a 64gb iPhone that's so full (with almost 20,000 photos alone) and due to this (and the fact it's always trying to find more storage) I'm constantly having issues where apps shut down, messages won't come through, all my open tabs online disappear & I don't receive calls (especially when I'm waiting for a important call & they can't get hold of me) The only way to fix this (other than getting another device to transfer all my pics to), I have to restart my phone. Everything comes back but any calls or texts I receive while it's playing up never come through ! The list of obsolete IPad models are as follows (& obsolete iPhones are any models from 7 and older) !

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Only nice ones, Karen

** Edit- anyone that has a problem with this post • or think it's funny go look in your bathroom mirror and ask yourself why your name is Karen .*** Anyone moving?? Need gently used queen mattress.... kitchen table computer desks (nice one) Large modern high end smart tv gently used king mattress Futon Computer chair Lawn furniture. nice lawnmower I wanna repurpose and i know we are all aways up and moving out of state! hit me up if you have any leads 1 8 comments

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Only a 12 pro max

Does anyone have a iPhone 12 Pro Max they are willing to give for free must be unlocked to any carrier I do not have the money to get a new one my current phone took a c■ and I'm using a computer at the moment

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That is a big bed

Hello everyone. I am moving into a new place by the 1st and need quite a bit if anyone is able to help us out. We have 3 kids and another one on the way, due December 24th. •Cal King/King Mattress and Frame •Triple Bunk Bed and Mattesses ⚫2 Dressers •2 Night Stands •Washer and Dryer Dinning Table with 6-8 Chairs •Couch •Bar Stools •Microwave •Coffee Maker Anything y'all would think we would need. for our new place. Anything would help. Thank you and God bless

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Extra funds job

Job schedule Hello, I need someone who is CPR certified (will of course ask for proof) due to my baby having bad reflux. My newborn is the main child being cared for. The other two you are getting paid for as well but They care for themselves. They make their own food, get dressed on their own, just need an adult present since they are young and verbal reminders on next steps sometimes. This is a very easy extra funds job. Times as follows - July 8 to July 19th I have training. 2 children (baby and either or older child due to summer custody) on Monday, Thursday, Friday and one Wednesday) 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. July 22nd - Aug 3 schedule changes from 5 a.m. to 11 a.m. Starts: Mon, Jul 8, 2024 Recurring Mon 6am-3pm Wed 6am-3pm Thu 6am-3pm Fri 6am-3pm Schedule may vary We're looking for $8-16/hr Light housekeeping From Aug 5th - (5 a.m. to 6:30am) Responsible for getting children to day care at 6:30 a.m. Non smoker CPR/First Aid trained All responsibilities can be discussed. Main responsibility is to care for infant. Posted Monday, Jun 24, 1:24pm by Has own transportation ($) >

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Valid response

Tara My son is going go through a hard time and needs a van just like this. He doesn't have any money or job at the moment so I am trying to help. How much would you be able to take off if we were able to get it? 9:51AM I'm going through a terrible divorce. I spent a ton of money on a van I can't use anymore. I have two senior dogs that require extra veterinary care. How much over my asking price are you willing to pay me for my s-- story? Sent 2h ago

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Luxury gym

Current situation Living in extreme poverty barely able to afford meals accepting sponsors for the following: Hotels Cars Houses Luxury gym memberships Clothing and storage Food

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Someone's mad

Hi there and also w!?? Why would you mutilate your babies old clothes instead of going to the store & buying new ones like a normal person? I know you didn't grow up with family but traditionally someone with a baby with hand down the old clothes to the next family member in need??? You know I'm due in 6 weeks so how could you be so inconsiderate & just disregard me?? Forget about coming to the christening!! Tap and hold to react Message...

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Sounds like a great gig

Looking for a babysitter in the area. PM me if you're here are my requirements! → interested 1.) Have A Bachelors Degree in Childcare OR 9 years of relevant babysitting experience 2.) 3 Good References with Phone Numbers 3.) Full Time Availability inc. weekends 4.) Your Own Car and Driving License 5.) Native English Speaking and preferred second language to teach to my children 6.) CPR certified. Ideally a CNA license 7.) NO history of traffic tickets and NO problems with the law. (I will be running your name thru databases) < 8.) No tattoos. No drugs. No alcohol. No sketchy social media behavior AND/OR public pictures 9.) MUST be okay with my two pittbulls 10.) MUST be okay with emergency last minute calls 11.) Perfect Attendance 100% required 12.) Willing to pay for some snacks 13.) Will love to work with an infant, 3 yr old, and 5 yr old 14.) Ideally will be a Trump fan In exchange, I will be offering $10/hr under the table cash. Its like making $15/hr normally but without paying tax. Serious inquires ONLY. :

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This is sad

I hope this isn't against the rules, but my feelings have been a little hurt. A mother posted on my local group asking for assistance because she's 9 months pregnant and didn't have anything for the baby, so I did what crocheters do best, I made a matching hat, mitten, and boot set for her, and was starting on a blanket for her. I didn't expect anything in return for it, I just did it because I wanted to. When I pmed her to show her she replys with "that's sweet but no thank you, I'm looking for real clothes and baby items" I don't have money to buy expensive items so I'm feeling a little hurt that my hard work wasn't considered "real baby items". I hope I didn't break any rules..pic of the hat just to show it.

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Sure is

... Seeking a babysitter to come in my home ongoing basis Monday thru Friday 6am to 7 pm...Must be church goer, conservative, female only, over 21, nonsmoker, nondrinker, pass drug test, pass criminal background check, and have 3 references! must be high school graduate and prefer u are in or went to collage for elementary education. You be caring for 6 mo old, 2 yr old, 3 yr old and 5 yr old all boys. Paying 75 per week non negotiable. 1 Like that's like a dollar an hour Like Reply 44m . Write a comment... Comment °° GIF

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No way they said "cancel"

STATE OF ORIGIN ORIGIN Active Now 2 Whole chicken lamb chops kebabs meatloaf pork sosages But still at South at church TE i STATE O ORIGIN LILES Active Now ORIGIN But still at South at church A new? i Ok what time are you looking at picking up if you want it ORIGIN ORIGIN Or from your fridge Ok what time are you looking at picking up if you want it ORIGIN Cancel ORIGIN A new? Or from your fridge Message O From my freezer Wow there is people out there that actually do need the help Seriously I am not have enough diesel Just to work and wait to Wednesday my pay day That's not my problem you asked to be helped and then turned it down because it came out of my freezer and now you don't have enough diesel yeah i guess if i went to the supermarket to buy it you would've picked up 17:36 Wow seriously i just bought this a couple of days ago ORIGIN I'm not received old food this is being rude Message Its fresh i bought my weekly food shop 2 days ago Couldn't send. DA

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Clearly a mistake

12 reviews 1 photo 3 weeks ago Do not go there they don't know what they are doing I would give them a minus 3 凸 Response from the owner 3 weeks ago Hazel we saved you $135 from putting a part on your car that it didn't need and diagnosed your car without charging you the $80 diagnostic fee. I see now that was a mistake.

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Make it make sense

Bo 1h. My daughters father has a new girlfriend and a new job he's doing really well, he always gives me money. He even helps with my other kids who aren't his. But since his new girlfriend came into the picture he still gives me money, and takes his daughter every weekend, BUT he brings the gf. I don't like her and I told him to break up with her. He won't so now he's going on child support. What's a reasonable amount to ask the court? I'm a stay at home mom and would like to stay a stay at home mom. Also my current boyfriend is a stay at home dad and we need the support since we aren't working.

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The list goes on…

10:26 1 78% ISO: size 3 or 4 diapers, no fragrance sensitive wipes, fabric shower curtain, homeopathic infant cold and mucus medicine, baby boy size 3 or 6-12 months shoes, baby rug/ carpet, zinc vitamins, Like Comment 3 comments Send

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