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25 'Choosing Beggars' Making Delusional Demands

There are some people out there who just never learned that beggars can't be choosers. It is a well-known phrase that many people probably do understand because it makes sense. But the people who don't get it, really don't get it. There are entitled people everywhere and the choosing beggars are some of the worst kinds.

They are so shameless in their begging and will ask for just about anything and everything, with little to nothing to give in return, of course. They can be found trying to find free or cheap care for their kids or pets, they can be found trying to upgrade their home at the hands of others, and they can even be seen asking for free vehicles. They truly think that there is a person out there to give them whatever they want, whenever they want. While they can pop up anywhere, Reddit's /r/ChoosingBeggars is a subreddit designed to document the worst choosing beggars out there, the ones that are really next-level annoying. Here are 25 of them trying to ruin someone's day.

What…

Top contributor 15h. I'm looking for a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder, specifically someone who is very organized. People with this disorder often have ideas on how to organize things and pay great attention to detail. Based on this, I am requesting your help. I need to organize my clothes by season (summer and winter) and by color. This isn't difficult, but for me, it's very stressful and I hate feeling stressed. I don't have much clothing, but I can never seem to organize it by color in a way that satisfies me. If you are living with this condition, please contact me. I will pay 1000 liras for 7 hours of work and I expect results similar to the following photo.

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When Disney isn't enough

EXPRESS Disney Bound Help Spoil our kids! Venmo: NEW YORK RE

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Yikes

OMM WA Roommate Seeking bh Hi, I am looking to rent a room in Miami. I work in Brickell and want something close because I despise Miami traffic. My budget is not to exceed $500 per month. I have other expenses and will not turn over most of my monthly pay for some ridiculous rent. I'm 64, anti smoker, no drugs, no drinking, no party types. Save it for the club. I prefer male roommates. Females bring to much. drama and that will not work. Do not direct me to other sites. You won't like what I have to say. If you want to bring in $500 a month with no hassle, provide your contact information. Don't waste my time. You and 14 others 15 comments Haha Q Comment Send Share

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Free art?

8:54 ଚ (81 Hi Everyone! This is a long shot but we are looking for someone to come over to our place in and do a mural on an inside wall of a building we have behind our house. It's about 40x20 and is white drywall right now. This would be an awesome project for someone who wants to practice some graffiti or use a projector and put something on the wall. All we ask is that you have some sort of experience so the outcome is something we can both be proud of :) The catch is that we can't really pay you anything | We can help with the supplies but we are looking for someone who may just want to practice or use this spacec for your portfolio or if you are simply bored and want to come over daily to paint (and swim if you like). We would like something festive and happy but are open to all ideas since this will be your art. If interested (or know someone who is) please message me. thanks all, have a great day! Like 17 Comment Send Share

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Free dog care

Looking for a Semi-Long Term Babysitter for My Dog Caramel **Please read the entire description and send the correct intro message if interested.** Hello! I am looking for a loving and caring home for my 3-year-old Morkiepoo, Caramel, while I travel. Starting in July for 3 to 6 months. About Caramel: - Breed: Morkiepoo (Maltese, Poodle, Yorkie mix) Age: 3 years old - Weight: 8 pounds - Temperament: Calm, well-behaved, loves people - Potty trained - Habits: Sleeps most of the day, doesn't shed, doesn't bark Ideal Babysitter: - Based in Ottawa - Works from home or has a flexible schedule (maximum 6 hours away during the day) - Provides a loving, caring, and calm environment - Needed visit to ensure it's a good fit for Caramel - Non-smoking household - Clean and tidy home - No kids Details: -**not a paid position**, I will cover the costs of Caramel's food and grooming during her stay. - Great opportunity for someone who loves dogs but cannot commit to one long-term, or wants to test having a dog before adopting their own. - If you need to go on short, non-dog-friendly trips, Caramel can stay with my family in the city. Interested? Please send me a message with the following information: -Your introduction - Your job and how often you are home during the day -Your experience with dogs - Why you want to keep Caramel **Important:** I will only respond to messages that include all the requested information. Ensuring that Caramel stays with the right person is very important to me. Please contact me via Facebook Messenger. Thank you for considering taking care of Caramel!

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Secret door, but for free

Job Details When others use this bathroom, all they should see is a nice mirror (framed would be preferred), when in fact it is a door to a bedroom. The other side (bedroom side) could be like any other doorway, or it could be a built-in shallow bookcase. There is no hollow wall to utilise so the "secret door" needs concealed hinges or parliament hinges or whatever is unique to secret entrances etc. Need someone who is experienced in making/fitting secret doors or someone willing to work out it to use as part of their gallery but not to charge for the time taken for them to learn or make mistakes....we have already had to spend many hundreds on what is there now as the carpenter didn't know how to do it without revealing the hinge b View less ^

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This is OP's mom asking her for money

can you please let me borrow $60 until Thursday when get paid, i need to buy scrubs and shoes for work tomorrow, i got a job already please i just got out of the work interview and they require different color for scrub and a lab jacket he won't get paid until thursday, i will send it back to you is that okay? is that okay i will send it back thursday if you can please let me, i would appreciate it, i start work tomorrow i dont have that kind of money to give to you if you go to a thrift store they might have some you are not giving it to me send me the price tags and ill see where are you buying it from? no they don't have i am going to the mall never mind this, i really don't i don't have time for have it, depending if it fits me and it's cheap

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Do everything… for $18 an hour

Elodin Enterprises Personal Assistant to Writer Stevens Point, WI Responsibilities: Health and Wellness: Schedule doctor appointments Receive medicine shipments Pick up prescriptions Schedule hair cuts Schedule and implement exercise regimen Help w/ menu/food prepping in adherence to current dietary needs Grocery Shop as needed Light cooking Properties: Be on site to meet all vendors and give updates to other team members Be on site at Principal's house to answer door when needed for vendor meetings Monitor and schedule all home repairs across properties Act as liaison for tenants in multiple properties Stock, clean and organize guest house in preparation for guest arrival Gardening and yard work as needed Regular walk throughs of commercial properties Service, wash, gas cars as needed Maintain Maintenance calendar Maintain property check lists including handyman check lists for each property Organizing and sometimes cleaning items that need to be moved or put in storage Kids and Personal: Assist w/ homework and school projects for 8 and 13 year old boys as needed Kids and Personal: Assist w/ homework and school projects for 8 and 13 year old boys as needed Trouble shoot kids' electronics Some babysitting with advance notice Ordering school supplies, books, etc as needed Assist w/ personal and corporate gifting Assist w/ shipping and packaging general errand running and supply shopping for home and principal Assist with obtaining signatures as needed Misc personal and business projects as needed such as designing stationary, coming up with gift ideas, dealing with fan mail etc. Requirements: --Must be tech savvy. --College degree preferred but not required. A student may also work for this role as we have a flexible schedule --Must be familiar with google suite --A team player, someone proactive not reactive, organized, friendly and nurturing --a problem solver where no job is too big or too small Job Type: Full-time Pay: $18.00 - $20.00 per hour Expected hours: 25 - 40 per week Benefits: Dental insurance Flexible schedule Health insurance Health savings account Paid time off Schedule: Monday to Friday Work Location: In person

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The list goes on

10:26 1 78% ISO: size 3 or 4 diapers, no fragrance sensitive wipes, fabric shower curtain, homeopathic infant cold and mucus medicine, baby boy size 3 or 6-12 months shoes, baby rug/ carpet, zinc vitamins, Like Comment 3 comments Send

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Oh, okay

Pay it forward - post 2 h Kia Ora was wondering if anyone can help me and my partner with some food as work and income won't help me also can you please dropped off to Pakuranga heights as I don't have a vehicle thanks in advance ✓ Like Q Comment Top comments Send I have lentils 2h Like Reply no thank you 2h Like Reply 9

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Getting pretty specific

buy nothing 16h ☑ Updated ISO list: -toilet paper -coat rack no wider than 2 ft -gas or motor powered bike (must be able to ride safely as is) -small table similar to "TV dinner tables" no taller than 2.5 ft and 1.5 ft wide -TV that's bigger than 32" -tapestry -small sized stretchy shorts for around the house any length higher then the knees is fine -carpet/rug as close as 11 ft by f ft as possible I'm in near Lowe's, I can travel 5 miles for anything pesides the TV and carpet, would need that delivered I don't have a car. Unless the coat rack is too big to fit in my cart then that too. TIA if anyone can help with anything! Sorry for posting the same stuff all the time but I see people giving some of these things away all the time and I always miss out so I still need them. ✓ Like Comment Send

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Not a joke

Х If someone can help id really appreciate it! I'm not asking for food. I'm just asking if anyone has any extra pop they can part with preferably maybe Pepsi Dr pepper or mountain dew. I have nothing to drink my baby has a gallon of milk but not sure how long it'll last. The drinks would need to be dropped off to me if it's ok because I don't have a car. My mom can't give me a ride because her car was stolen a few days ago. No it's not a joke either. I live in Please thank u and God bless! 3 comments Like Comment Send

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The reactions are so telling

8:051 اس 100 Free Items in 11h. AZ looking for a trundel bunkbed with mattresses and a kitchen island and dressers and sectional couch we just moved here in lakeside, if can deliver would be a blessing thank you Like Comment Send 3 Top comments ✓

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Ah, marketplace

← Robert Garden Utility Wagon Marketplace listing $80 - Garden Utility Wagon VIEW BUYER MORE OPTIONS Add Name Members 2:54 PM Robert named the group Robert Garden Utility Wagon. Robert Robert changed the group photo. Robert Rogers Joined Facebook in 2011 BUYER DETAILS ← EC Melissa Garden Utility Wagon i Marketplace listing SOLD - Garden Utility Wagon VIEW BUYER MORE OPTIONS JAN 25 AT 2:32 PM Melissa named the group Melissa Garden Utility Wagon. Melissa changed the group photo. Melissa Sue Melissa Sue Learn more about this buyer. BUYER DETAILS 50 cash, delivered to south hill puyallup. Message sent Is this still available? I get a little bit of money tomorrow and then I get paid again on the 1st I was wondering if I could cash app you $30 tomorrow and then $30 on the 1st and then if you can deliver in Tacoma I can give you that extra 10 in cash on the 1st Message sent + O 5:25 PM Lol, what? You want to pay almost half price and make me drice it to you? $100 and I'll meet you in Portland. Message JAN 25 AT 7:40 PM I have somebody already scheduled to come get it tomorrow. Good luck finding what you need. + O Message :)

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It's just so vague

19:20 1 ◄ Instagram 86 So you need someone to sit around waiting for you to call them or you will know in advance when you may need them? < Assistant job available starting in the Spring. I am looking to hire someone to help me with getting my own small business started, you must have a valid I.D. be of age 21 or older, have your own transportation, and have good organization skills and a strong back! You will get paid each time after you work and as a part-time job only and "when called upon only" you must be available to work when called upon! I will try to work a schedule that works for you. The job doesn't start until Spring rolls around! If you think that's something you would be interested in then shoot me a message here in Messenger! I do not get on here daily though so please don't expect an immediate response, but I will try to check back regularly for any replies. Thanks, sincerely 's body shop arts and crafts shop, used car sales too! 6h 2 Like Reply Share yeah my thoughts too but she's not on here daily so don't expect her to get back to anyone in a timely manner 5h 1 Like Reply Share K Would be helpful to know what exactly the job is also 2h gAuthor Like Reply Share it's just help with organization, picking up heavy items that I can't lift myself... you know what assisting is right? Helping do what needs to be done! 2h Like Reply Share

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Quite the ask

Delia ▸ Buy Nothing January 22 at 8:53 AM ⚫ → Hi! Does anyone have an Artipoppe carrier that's collecting dust and would be better off in the hands of someone who would put it to good use? Shot in the dark, I know, BUT I love the look of them, just can't afford one. So maybe someone has one to gift? Happy to put it back out into the wild once my little one is not so litttle anymore Picture for reference! Thank you! 8:50 shop.artipoppe.com NO EXTRA COSTS UPON ARRIVAL artipoppe اس ZEITGEIST ARROW ZORRO IN LINEN $370 38

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All so expensive

Deli October 16, 20236 Hi! If anyone is parting with an Uppababy Vista Double stroller please keep me in mind! Ideally one with all parts and attachments included Thank you so much Like Write a comment... Comment Send GIF Delia ▸ Buy Nothing October 15, 2023. Hi I'm looking for the rain cover for the Uppababy Vista Rumble seat, and the snug seat liner. Thank you! ... ...

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Perhaps ground beef

22m Hi everyone! I just moved here from I'm looking for a few things to add to my home. Broom w/dustpan perhaps ground beef for my family tonight, flour tortillas and mexican shredded cheese Would need to be dropped off near broad st Thank you! Like Comment Send

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As if

||| Does anyone have a kitchen aid or similar mixer that they are not using? "Must have attachments Classic Kite ☑

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Beer and pizza payment

... Id. OKAY EVERYONE. I am in need of a few good reliable working people who would willingly give up their time to help me get a house cleaned and painted and some few other repairs along the way. ***This does not pay in cash, payment is beer/drinks and pizza*** if I can get together a good 5 or 6 people we could get this house done in less than a week. My friend I'm helping out is an amazing person inside and out and really does deserve help and I would love to get things Rollin for her, soon too, within the next week or so. SERIOUS HELPERS ONLY I can't have any no shows after agreeing to help. PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU CAN HELP. I need people who can/have PAINT CLEAN PLUMBING EXPERIENCE DRY WALL EXPERIENCE Thank you in advance

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Good luck

6h 8 . I need a place to rent, 3 bdrm or 2 bedroom with a basement, 1400 or less, someone who doesn't care about credit! Anyone have a cool landlord? Lol (Pleasee no (check on marketplace, check on Zillow) I don't trust marketplace and I stay on all of the rental sites) what I'm looking for is someone who will disregard the credit situation and give us a leap of faith because w have the proof of income, no prob OBJ 4 ✓ Like Q Comment 47 comments Send

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Definitely a need

I really need the following ps4 games. If anyone can give one of those for free, please let me know. I can pickup from anywhere. Thanks in advance. I will be grateful. 1. God of war / Rangnarok 2. The Witcher 3 3. The last of us 1/2 4. The uncharted 4 5. Ghost of Tsushima 6. Far cry 4/5/6 7. Horizon zero dawn 2 1 kommentar B Synes godt om ☐ Kommenter Send Del Go to playstation store, create an account and 90% of those games are free to download and... Se mere Synes godt om Svar ☑ ALC

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It's not looking good

0 ■ll T-Mobile Wi-Fi 7:15 PM + ૧ facebook Columbus CirkCong • 2h ☑ 100% I'm going out of town for two weeks. From March 28th thru April 15th. I have a very loving and friendly dog. She's potty trained. Kennel trained. I'm will to negotiate how much. I'm on SSI. So I cannot afford an arm and leg. Rover and wag wants too much for what I need. She's 35 pounds. Named bubbles. She loves kids and other humans. Not other dog friendly however. I don't mind leaving my apartment key if needed. Or boarding. Thank you thank you thank you. Pics for support Top comments 42 Emie's post Where do u live and what ru able to pay. I have a friend that home sits for us 2h Like Reply g Plive southeast by the giant nationwide children's hospital. For the two weeks the maximum I can afford honestly is about 120$ 1h Like Reply a L ahhh. We pay him like 40/50/nt to stay at our house. And no boarding place will take for that little either. Do u have a friend or fam member he can stay w or can u take him w u by any chance 1h Like Reply Write a reply... Write a comment... L (0) Rules [GIF]

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Just the necessities

Most relevant Sort 8h-8 I have some things I need and can't afford to. Cat or dog beds any sizes, a wireless ps4 controller, weights, bench, barbells, and all that. We are in 4 area. Near 6 comments B Like Comment Send

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Office update!

ISO/Want: Looking to update my office with a second desk set-up. I am pretty sure* I have secured a standing desk, so these are the other things I will need if anyone has anything they are looking to get rid of. -2 computer monitors that can be mounted (22+ inches is ideal) -computer monitor adjustable stand (with clamp but can work with one with just a base) -exercise ball chair/ergonomic something to vary it up. I eventually want a varidesk stool (I can dream, right?) -keyboard and mouse (wired or wireless is great!) -maybe some office supplies in general- depending on what it is Thanks for anything you might have to pass along! Photos of some of the types of things I am looking for as inspo! VIVO Dual Monitor De Heavy Duty Fully Adju Stand, Holds 2 Compi Table Mount 4.6 Overall Pick (55,52 B Monitor 3000:1 Contrast Ratio with HDMI VGA for Office and Home,... Options: 6 sizes 44賣賣賣賣賣2.6528 500+ bought in past month Limited time deal $8999 FREE delivery Wed for Prime members Add to cart PHILIPS 22 inch Class Thin Full HD (1920 x 1080) 75Hz Monitor, VESA, HDMI & VGA Port, 4 Year Advance... Options: 3 sizes 46 ✯✯✯✯✯ (3,057) 10K+ bought in past month. $6999 ✔prime FREE delivery Tue Add to cart 10K+ bought in past mor Limited time deal $2879 Tynical: $274.99 24 KOORUI 24 Inch Computer Monitor, FHD 1920 x 1080p Office PC Monitor IPS Display 75Hz, HDMI.... 43✯✯✯✯(419) 1K+ bought in past month £10.99 $3995 Save $5.00 with coupon (some sizes/colors) ✓prime

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