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25 Entitled People Begging And Choosing Their Way Through Life

Where do some people get all the audacity from? Some people seriously need to take a step or two back and re-think their decisions and the way they're acting. Entitled people are some of the worst kinds of people to have to deal with. Entitled people are people who ask for things, just about anything honestly, and expect someone to just give it to them. They have no regard for other people's time or money and think they deserve something just because they want it. They never learned the phrase "beggars can't be choosers" because they're always begging and choosing, all day long.

That is where Reddit's /r/ChoosingBeggars comes from. This subreddit features the most entitled choosing beggars making the most insane demands on the internet. It's honestly painful to see, and probably even more so for others to deal with. Here are 25 beggars being choosers, making the world a more annoying place to live in.

It's dehumanizing to pay

Hey, would you consider cuddling one time for trade? Ive been studying massage therapy and I could give you a legit massage. The reason why I'm asking is I know the moment I give you money to receive something that every human should feel, I know its going to dehumanize my psyche and Im not going to enjoy myself at all and probably will feel worse by the end. I feel very bad inside already 18 Apr 10:46 pm It's not dehumanizing to pay for a service. And when you messaged me it tells you I charge for my services. 18 Apr 10:58 pm

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NEED CHEAP LABOR

e 5d W I need cheap helpers. If your trustworthy and willing to do basic work for cheap, let me know. Around $12 per hr. But! I run a business and will probably help you with YOUR goals and dreams. I've learned a lot along the way and enjoy sharing info. So I need cheap LABOR. Not cheap CHARACTER. And I'm offering cheap PAY. Not cheap CHARACTER. So I'll help you in ways money can't buy. I like helping however I can. Plus I will tip pay extra when I can and WHEN WARRANTED. Looking forward to working together and helping each other out. "help others get what they want and you will get what you want" 13 26 ✓ Share

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The original post, and the guilt-trippy follow-up

I am in a position where I have more horses than time right now. So I am looking for a horse crazy girl that would like to groom and exercise horses. This is unpaid this is giving a kid that chance to be around horses and learn. If they excel at grooming and exercise there may also be riding and showing. ●00. I wish I could find a horse crazy girl that wants to spend time exercising and grooming. Sadly kids/teens are all about the money now not the experience. :( Share this post if you know anyone near Decatur

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Cameras are expensive

Photographer Garage Sale Join No negative comments YES this is for my son The reason im specific is if it's a rebel o can let him use my lenses if he needs them! He wants to learn to do photos of people so I'm trying to find him a camera Please no negative comments or judgement I just want to give my son a gift he will enjoy for many years on his birthday I am looking to see if anyone is retiring their canon rebel with a lens to start I'm trying to find a donated canon rebel and any lenses would be appreciated It is for a 8 year old to learn on He had a canon PowerShot that got broken in our last move and he takes AMAZING photos on it already he definately is a natural but as a student all my photography income is going to bills and groceries I would be forever greatful if someone would consider donating him a camera His birthday is next week and he would be SUPER excited to get a new camera to learn on

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Any brand, just not generic

< 3:26 s post .. LTE Wish: Vanilla Icecream Hello, does anyone have any Vanilla Icecream I can have? Nothing used unless it's individually packaged with other Icecream. Like Most recent ✓ Comment Send Do you prefer a certain brand? Reading some of your posts, you can be very particular 3h Haha Reply 3 I feel called out. I don't mind any brand as long as it's not the generic brand. 2h Like Reply ell darn I wish I could afford name brand ice cream right about now the way those prices are set up! Good luck with finding ice cream buddy Rules Write a comment... (GIF)

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Basically asking for a free private chef

Looking for a culinary student who needs experience to cook 3 times per week at my residence. This will include: Prepare a meal for 2-3 adults and 2 kids in my kitchen, with enough for leftovers the next day Prepare a basic lunch for the kids to take to school the next day The days of week and types of food are flexible, we typically at around 5pm. 37 83 comments

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Insane rates

Hey. Im leaving town for about 2 weeks or less and I'm need of a dog sitter. I'll pay you $45. Please let me know asap if you're interested. -He just needs to be taken out about twice a day and fed once a day -Cat fed every other day and occasionally scoop out litter box.

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Dreamers need not apply

Description Yes free. If you are motivated and are ready to do some work, then call me at four fore If you are lazy and just a dreamer then do not bother me. Thanks. I am giving away a large amount of this from my yard but you will not be able to use any machinery; it must be gathered up by collecting manually. Bring your own five gallon buckets or similar containers and expect to take some serious time and effort in collecting this FREE red shale rock. Good day. Show less

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Being pretty choosy given the situation…

V 1d • I need help, on so many levels. I'm gluten free, so can't eat the vegan food given out of of . It's poison to me, I beg humans to help feed me. Sometimes it's an epic fail. Go days sometimes without nourishment. My vehicle is in desperate need of repairs, so I can't drive to Safeway to get the foods I seek. Sunkist here costs 5.50, at Safeway it's around 3 bucks. Huge difference. I need help with a new fan belt for my radiator, and an oil change....fluids too. Like power steering fluid. Should also replace the hoses and plugs to make readouts proper, and other things the plugs make work right. Like my heater. It is very cold out here. Emissions is due soon, and will need new plates by May 27th, or I'll be losing my home. I know this is heavy, but here is some of my burden. If there is any kind Soul out there, willing to take a sister out for some conversation and food. Or just want to help a sister not fall. Really don't want to go back to tenting with my kitties. People out here, are very dangerous. Need a hand up, not a hand out. Not leaving my CashApp, because I'm not sure if it's allowed to be posted. So I guess, I'll leave it here. I hope to hear, from some1. V Author Edited 1d Need bottles of 2 liters of Sunkist. Gatorade to stay hydrated. Love the ham and cheese sticks, with the green wrapper. Ruffles Cheddar and Sour cream. Starbucks frapps. Love the caramel and mocha. Seedless grapes. Bottles of water, for my kitties. If you wish to spoil them, they would love some squeezy treats, made with seafood. Its 4 to a pack. Fancy Feast I think it was the brand. Crab and something else in it. Gluten free bread. Strawberry or any berry preserves. Not jelly, please. Honey peanut butter. Can't really think of anything else now. Getting warm out, need to take the kitties, for our daily walk. If anything else comes to mind, I'll add it. (edited)

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Classic

You still got the wax wormer u can now message and call each other and see info like Active Status and when you've read messages. Yes i do! its yours if you want it ✓ Awesome! I'm in I'm in (town over from pick it up are you ) if u wanna able to drop it of to me I can't do drop offs, I'm sorry Do you know someone who could do drop offs I don't drive I don't really have anyone around me that would do that. Unless you can find someone who will pick it up for you.

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That's not creepy at all

Tavonte $200/4br - Will share large home with open-minded female (will consider a couple Older gentleman with large home willing to share with open-minded female (( will consider a couple )).. if you ask yourself,, wonder what he means by open-minded then you are probably not what I am looking for LOL..I'm getting up there in age and it would be nice to have a female or couple in the house to help with things.... Rent will be based on what we can negotiate,, also if we did happen to get along and you ended up staying this would end up being very rewarding for you.. ((possibly even a free home )) but I will explain that later.. if interested please send pic,, need not include face. (((This house sits in the Hermitage PA area)) + South Hermitage}

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Only if it's black

Ask: My son's 13th birthday is tomorrow and all he asked me for is a black iPod. I know they don't make them anymore and unfortunately with my situation I cannot afford to buy one. I really don't want to disappoint him so for one last chance I was coming here to see if anyone had one they'd be willing to part with that they don't use anymore. My daughter's birthday is the 16th of next month and also wants an iPod but doesn't care about the color. I'm just more concerned about getting my son's first as he will get his next weekend when I see him to celebrate. Also if anyone has any outdoor equipment like a fishing pole, net- stuff like that, he really likes being outdoors and in the water. Things have been very hard for him lately and I'm just trying to give him a happy 13th birthday thank you I'm

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Basically paying to housesit for two weeks

8:34 ... Brighton & hove selling page Matthew Abbott 7h A SHORT TERM HOUSE RENT (11th May - 25th May) I am renting out my entire house with off-road parking and a garden between the 11th of May - 25th of May 2024. The house is in a peaceful location, In Hollingdean and is detached with a large garden and off-road parking with excellent views out to see and the south downs out the back of the house. The house consists of a conservatory, sitting room, downstairs loo and kitchen downstairs and two double bedrooms - one with a super king, size bed and the other with a double bed upstairs plus a bathroom. The rent is £800 for the two weeks (only bills to pay our gas and electricity) I have a friendly cat and two egg laying chickens. Please do give me a call if you need any further details. Deposit and references required. Comment as Jack Naylr GIF

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"Working isn't for everyone"

Anonymous member. 2d ⚫ • I'm in need of frozen food and snacks to last me till the 1th if anyone can help me plz comment and then I'll message you but you would have to be willing to drop it off to me because I don't drive so let me know if you can help me I live in ✓ Like Comment Send ib 1 All comments ✓ Anonymous member This is my post and if anyone can't be nice don't comment this is a place for people to ask for help if they need it not for people to be rude and call people lazy I can't work working isn't for everyone so don't comment if you are not going to help and be caring to people who need help I'm in need of this stuff to last me till the 1th so if anybody can help me and drop something off to me, let me know and message me personally if you can drop it off to me 2d Like Reply Rules Write a comment... GIF

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No luck needed

MARINA roud Navy Ve FORCE Veterans discount? 25 minutes ago Sent from Messenger I could give you 5% off. Thank you for your service roud Navy Ye N 16 minutes ago I run a large veterans retired group of over 1000 people.We patronize all the businesses who give us a discount.We also promote those businesses.5 % is not worth it to me or us.Thanks we will find a veteran owned service. 11 minutes ago Sent from Messenger Okay sounds good. Best of luck Just now Proud Navy Ve We do not need luck we are Marines.lol Just now Seen 5:30 PM Sent from Messenger

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People…

$110 Abe $115 8:27 AM I am firm on 120. Thank you. 9:30 AM 9:57 AM Abe 116 119 Once again, I am firm on $120. 10:23 AM Abe I'll buy it for 119 just so I don't pay you 120 Abe You are a child Says the man who can't understand what firm means. 120 125

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Good luck with that

Pa people 10m. . Hello, please no negative comments and no referrals to a nursing home or assisted living. I am a 50 year old woman looking for a room to rent with my own bathroom and off street parking in a home that is kept clean, a walk in shower with safety bars, no pets, no kids for $300.00 or less per month including utilities and in walking distance to stores and restaurants. No partiers, drug addicts or liars. Preferably with a nurse that can do daily wound dressings. 2 comments ✓ Like Comment Send

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…What?

Current situation Living in extreme poverty barely able to afford meals accepting sponsors for the following: Hotels Cars Houses Luxury gym memberships Clothing and storage Food

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Yikes!

**LOOKING FOR A RELIABLE PAINTING COMPANY I need someone to paint my 1,800 square ft home. My budget is $250 and I need it done by Saturday. Only hiring. companies with 4.5+ star reviews. No smoking or eating lunch on my property. No loud music while you paint. You're here to work... act like it. Act professional and earn my business and you'll get referrals from me in the future. This could be a great opportunity for someone who conducts themselves in a great way. Like

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Might as well offer nothing

TNOW *NO BEGINNER LEVEL 3-5+ YEARS EXPERIENCE ONLY* Looking for a wedding photographer that will NOT take me for a ride. I only need you for 2 hours during my nieces wedding. I'm paying $25 an hour for 2 hours ($50 total) And you get free catered food and ONE free drink. If your photos are to my standards I'll tip you an additional $25 after reviewing your final edits. Yes, this will include you editing too. No paying you $500 for 2 hours of your time for a hobby, not a skill. Inflation is out of control. Wedding is in October - you will be dressed appropriately and timely. Message for more details. Like D

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They definitely do not

Post Anonymous member 37m I'm having a tough time paying bills much less getting Christmas for my two older kids. They haven't asked for much. If you can help, please do. If you can't, please keep us in your thoughts and prayers. Thank you! Merry Christmas! https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls Feedback we will not ever approve lists with things that expensive on them. and I'm sure your kids don't need $175 tool boxes for Christmas.

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Oof

< 3:22 iMessage Today 2:29 PM I'm interested in your listing, "Sleeper Sofa Couch" on Classifieds. Is it still available? https://classified. 60? 60? $60? It looks poverty 0° A ¡Message A Cash Yes, it's available. Excuse me? 42 You look poverty. Read 2:31 PM

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Write for us for free

We discovered your profile and we would like to invite you to write an article about art on our magazine. http://magazine. That is our site Regards, Okay, I understand. What would the compensation be? We have quite famous people from hollywood and other places and they never asked for any compensation. How famous are you? you must be very important to be requesting such compensation. Please tell us more about yourself. Sorry, I don't have the spare time to work for free. Ok. Good luck charging to make a post man

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No thanks

... Seeking a babysitter to come in my home ongoing basis Monday thru Friday 6am to 7 pm...Must be church goer, conservative, female only, over 21, nonsmoker, nondrinker, pass drug test, pass criminal background check, and have 3 references! must be high school graduate and prefer u are in or went to collage for elementary education. You be caring for 6 mo old, 2 yr old, 3 yr old and 5 yr old all boys. Paying 75 per week non negotiable. 1 Like that's like a dollar an hour Like Reply 44m . Write a comment... Comment °° GIF

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Valid question

1:52 Facebook + LTE 84 Graded Pokémo... SEP 23 AT 7:32 AM Yes, are you interested? 12:52 AM Yeah can I get them for free my son has been looking for some 7:12 AM Aa Are you stupid The QWE RTYUI I'm OP ASDFGHJKL ZXCVBNM ☑ 123 space return :)

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