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25 Entitled People Making Some Insane Demands

There aren't many people more annoying than a choosing beggar. A choosing beggar is someone who thinks they can ask for just about anything for absolutely nothing, or next to nothing. The term is derived from the phrase "beggars can't be choosers," which clearly some people did not learn. There is no limit to what they will ask for.

They are the kinds of people to lowball someone and then ask them to deliver the product for free. They are the kinds of people to offer mere pennies in exchange for full-time childcare. Whether it be a car, an electronic, or a service, choosing beggars will ask for it all. It's just embarrassing to see what they will try to get away with. To make it even worse, when they are met with backlash or don't get what they want they usually turn into huge Karens, making it an even bigger headache. Here are 25 choosing beggars offering absolutely nothing to the world, but expecting it all.

Sounds like a great job

I need some help with getting my cat to Jet 30 miles away on Thursday. it'll be before 12pm as they close at that time. I can pay $10 an hour for anyone to help. I don't have a car at the moment and she's got worms and fleas BAD! you'd have to pick her up from my house and I can cashapp or venmo the money. maybe something a teenager could do to earn some extra cash TIA 4 Like Top comments Comment > Copy You should pay a lot more with her having those. Those critters will end up in the car and on the person taking your baby. 2h Like Reply OP 5b Author she would be in a crate and that's really all I can afford at the moment 2h Like Reply

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Be for real

9:01 < Back + 16h Thread о 5.2K views As I've mentioned before, I'm going to need a bunch of photos shot of me for an OF page that I NEED to create for survival by the end of September. Unfortunately, I can't afford travel or to hire photographers, so I'd need to set up TFP arrangements, and either you'd have to pay for travel or live in the St. Louis area. (I'm surviving on disability benefits). I thought I had a photographer from here interested and willing to travel, but communications have dwindled. Anyone else interested? 1 Q 7 () 3 ☑

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Yeah that makes sense

↑ Overview Description Highlights Looking for a Maine C Cat for Adoption (NOT purchase) Posted 3 wk ago Description Let me make myself clear. I will NOT purchase a Maine cat, I will adopt one. If you try to sell me one I will immediately block you because I do not support trying to ensure rehoming for a price. That is not how the world works for all animals, and offering a cat for rehoming but also necessitating money for doing so suggests ulterior motivations. - Should be appropriately spayed/neutered - Can be any gender - If not purebred, explain what other types comprise the Maine a cat to be considered Show less

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Needing some pricey items

Х ***ionymous member - 2h⚫ I truly hate to ask for help but unfortunately I am a single momma again and just blind sided by this. I am so far in debt thanks to him, no transportation and just started working so not gonna be able to get anything needed for baby on the way or me and the 2 kiddos I got now for awhile. So reaching out in hopes this great community could be of help. I dont have transportation so if it could be delivered I'd greatly appreciate it. In need of.... Diaper caddy Bed side bassinet Glass baby bottles Baby water warmer (not bottle warmer. Looking for the thing where it heats up sterilized water for you) Double stroller for infant and toddler (or even a single for now and will pass on when I get a double) Baby bouncer Baby nest lounger Diaper pail Toy box Infant/children's hangers Baby smart sock/owlet Men's I-xl shirts, pants size 32x34, shoes men's size 11-12 for my non stop growing almost 15 year old who starts high school this year Womens size xl-2xl maternity clothes. Women's shoes size 10 8c-9c boys shoes and 4t-5t clothing 3t-4t pull ups Thanks in advance. 1 3 comments Like Comment Send

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Can't pay!

Top contributor 1d . Piggy sitter needed for and My family will be on vacation and need a temp home for Lene and Toe for 5 days while we are gone. 2 females, Tom is the boss. La is not. They dont jump or bite and love snuggles. They make bubble noises and have frequent arguments. They dont smell. We will bring all supplies and cage. Cage is 2 foot by 4 foot and pads need to be changed daily. Prefer a pet free home because these ladies are tiny and might look like a snack to bigger pets. Excellent pet lesson or summer experience for young kiddos. Will only consider Man residents. Not a paid gig because they are so cute. Serious inquiries only.

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Pave my garden

Facebook user 09:17 Anyone willing to donate their time to pave my garden to my design A. I'm willing to buy any extras needed like the sand and any extra slabs needed. (Been waiting 2 years with 2 different people saying yes but so far the slabs are still stacked).

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2 flatscreen TVs

Gracious Givers of Gra O ✓ Admin Approved ISO Things for my first apartment we pretty much need everything Queen size bed and frame 2 dressers Dishes (Cups, plates, bowls, coffee cups, cooking utensils, etc) Coffee pot (doesn't matter if regular or Keurig) Microwave Toaster Couch Coffee table/end tables/TV stand for living room 2 tvs (preferably flat screen) Small kitchen table and chairs Dish soap preferably dawn Scrub things to clean dishes Cleaning supplies to clean bathroom Shower curtain Towels

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What a pleasant and sane person

AT&T LTE 72% AT&T LTE 5:06 PM Pat⚫ 2020 Kawasaki Ninja 400 Marketplace listing $5,000 - 2020 Kawasaki Ninja 400 View buyer 5:07 PM 72% AT&T LTE Pat ⚫ 2020 Kawasaki Ninja 400 5:07 PM 72% Pat ⚫ 2020 Kawasaki Ninja 400 Marketplace listing $5,000 2020 Kawasaki Ninja 400 Marketplace listing $5,000 - 2020 Kawasaki Ninja 400 More options View buyer More options View buyer More options Are you gonna f ghost What's the lowest you'll take? $5K 1 C'mon man. I need a new bike, mine got trashed and I am really struggling right now. I'll give you $3,000 cash money today. What the No, thank you. $5,000 is the price. ? I've already started driving, I live 40 minutes away. I don't have time for this. Tell me ↓ where to meet , best I can do is $3,500. you take a check? I'll be there in about 30 Aa What the ? I've already started driving, I live 40 O minutes away. I don't have time for this s'. Tell me where to meet you, best I can do is $3,500. Will you take a check? I'll be there in about 30 minutes. Tell me where to meet you. me now? Fina mnakalą. | was trying to help you out and take your piece of off your hands and this is the thanks I get? I swear to god I ever see your f¯¯¯¯¯¯ the road and fin run you off on J Hello? $3,000 cash in hand, I'll just take it for a quick ride to make sure it's good. Let me know where to pick it up you. Hello? Are you gonna f me now? I ghost hole. I was trying to help you out and take your piece of $ off your hands and this is the f thanks I get? I swear to god I ever see your f on You're f reported for the road and fin run you off being a Aa :) Aa

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Who's scamming who?

9:10 AM Hey so your fitness plan is done now, do you have an email I can send it to? Sure man it's .com Ok perfect, I've sent you the file now What's the password? Your payment still hasn't come through, I'll send it once it arrives in my account Yeah look man I'm a bit behind on my car payments so it might be a while before I'm able to get the money to you Like give me two weeks and I should be good Ok ma t's all good no worries Ok man that's all good no worries There's no rush I mean for me it kind of is a rush cos the weddings in like 7 weeks And I need to start working out and cutting weight asap I really appreciate what you've done for me on such short notice, would you be able to send me the password while I work on getting the money together? I'm sorry but that's not how I operate I've had a few people stiff me in the past so I don't do credit Look man would you just be able to send the password this wedding really means a lot to me I'm going to be haven't seen in have to look good ing friends I ears and I really I'm sorry but I don't give credit I have no way of knowing whether you'd pay me or not I would've also preferred to know about this before starting on your plan, I put a lot of time into this I mean I have no way of knowing whether the plan I'm paying for is actually good or not So can you at least send me the password for the meal plan so I can know you're legit With all due respect, you were the one who told me how impressed you were by the quality of the plan | did for your friend I won't give you any of the passwords until you send me the payment for the fitness plan I put my hard work and effort into New Messages Listen man I'm a patient aux but So can you at least send me the password for the meal plan so I can know you're legit With all due respect, you were the one who told me how impressed you were by the quality of the plan I did for your friend I won't give you any of the passwords until you send me the payment for the fitness plan I put my hard work and effort into New Messages Listen man I'm a patient guy but you've really pushed me over the edge this time You'd do a lot more business if you actually treated your customers with an ounce of respect Instead of being a power tripping freak who values his ego more then the health of his customers I'm finished with you Tap and hold to react

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What?

Like Comment Send Share Anonymous participant 57m 600 I'm looking for a lawyer who is aggressive but not to the extreme. I expect someone who is aggressive writhing the legal framework. I want a pro-bono case for post divorce issues such as broken divorce marital attainment, defamation and extortion. If you're up to making a case in Cook County, Illinois and you are interested in international legal case I am waiting for your proposal. Also, the person of interest is net worth somewhere between $750K and $1 million. 09 4 comments Like Comment Send Share

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McDonald's please

37 m Anyone able to shout me some maccas for breakfast please I have 2 percent and slept rough/didn't sleep last night going into housing today 4 comments ✓ Like ☐ Comment Send Share

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What ticket is $9?

6 d • Can someone please send me $9.10? For a ticket can pay back asap ib 1 ✓ Like Comment Send 7 comments Share

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Can possibly pick up

Group posts 1d Was Wondering If Anyone Has A Extra Baby Backpack Leash They're Not Wanting Its For A 1 Year Old Baby Girl. I'm Located In Eureka. I Can Possibly Pick Up If It's Close By Where I Live Or I Will Need It Delivered. ✓ Like ☐ Comment ✰ Copy 1d Looking For A Stroller Or A Double Stroller Due To Our Old One That Is About To Break. I'm Located In Eureka. Im Also In Need Of 4t-5t Girl Clothes. I Can Possibly Pick Up If It's Close By If Not I'll... See more 4 comments Like Comment Copy

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It's an easy task!

Anonymous member · 8m · m Hi. I still need assistance for thirteen more days. I am craving Yellow Squash & and sweet onions; slice into circles and boil on stove. Use salt. A pan of unsweetened cornbread. It's an easy task. Martha White pack for cornbread. It only has 2 more ingredients. Flour aisle. I also love plain chicken broth with unsweetened cornbread. Help me, make salad. I have the ingredients already and I would also like red, orange, yellow, Bell peppers. I need 2 bags of Baked Lays. (Yellow bag). Large baked potato. Large baked sweet potato. Thanks for all of your consideration! ✓ Like Comment Send Share

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Wow

7:30 Follow 534 *Wanted* 3 d. Cleaning company/cleaner to clean my full 2 bedroom flat before landlord comes round to check electrics first thing Monday, area. Can only afford a tenna and coz I'm kind I will throw in a tin of celebrations also and a 4 pack of heinz tomato soup I got from food bank. It's not bad so shouldn't take that long just can't fit it in around work. ΤΟ Write a comment... GIF

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Good luck with that

. 34m Good morning! Looking ahead to the school year I am in need of some early morning help. Two girls, 6 & 8, arrival at my house at 5:30 am so I can get to work for 6. Must be a dog lover because I have 3 crazies! Hang out with the pups until 7:45, wake the girls up, get ready for school, dropoff begins at 8:20! We pay $35 per morning for this Looking for Wednesday & Friday morning normally with some random Mondays potentially thrown in if you are available! Send me a message if this is something that interests you! Thank you so much! Located in

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14 properties, 11 times a year

13:31 ■ill 4G Garden Maintenance Annual Proposal for those interested: x11 Visits required annually to x14 Properties predominantly across South Birmingham with x2 Properties in the North of the City. Maintenance required will be mowing lawns and trimming of a few hedges. Payment will be £1,650.00 annually and can be split paid monthly/quarterly/annually depending on your preference. 3 Like Comment Send Top comments ▾ Is this 11 visits required to each 14 properties in a year? So 154 jobs over the year 20 m Like Reply 1 an hat's how I'm reading it otherwise 11 visits wouldn't cover all 14 properties 13 m Like Reply MC..... Write a comment... GIF Rules ((:) Home Watch Marketplace Gaming Notifications Menu

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Ain't no way…

Kyla Steenson I am looking for someone who is willing to be a permanent babysitter. I am willing to pay $250 every 2 weeks the schedule that we know of may change and some days maybe 12hrs until school starts. I have 2 boys who are 4 and 10. Please DM me

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At least they admit to being choosey

YNO Buy Nothing. JEC Gratitud project.org #iso BUY NOTHING WEDDING REGISTRY!!! My partner and I got married last month, and instead of a traditional registry, we did a down payment fund. But... we definitely would like to replace some old stuff! We're looking to upgrade, so please pardon us if we're a little choosey this time around We'll be giving away lots of stuff soon! Looking for: Matching/complete or near complete sets: -Kitchen plates, bowls (hoping for stoneware -serving dishes/bowls -silverware -wine glasses -pint glasses Kitchen things: -tea kettle -punch bowl -pitchers -air fryer -Chemex -Dutch oven Misc. -a big bookshelf or two ) -TV stand/table, something that fits in a corner would be preferable. -floor lamp -floor rugs, ~5x8. Most interested in Persian rug vibes. -heavy duty storage shelves -under bed storage containers -side tables for living room

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Is she serious?

Free Stuff < 1h • I've been married for 11 years and have never had a wedding. Our day is set for our vow renewal /wedding on August 30 this year. I need decorations, backdrops, tablecloths and flowers, charger plates, centerpieces, stuff like that. Colors: Wine red and pink. Black and white with silver. I love feathers and Paris themes. But even if it's another theme, I'll take it if it's the colors I need. Cake is set. Place for event is set. My dress is set. His suit is set. Food and drinks are still being worked on. And just to make this day even more special, we had broken up last year and gotten divorced, but GOD restored our marriage, and we got remarried, so I've had TWO non wedding weddings! . First one was at City Hall and the second one was at the end of church service on a Sunday. And the dress I'm wearing, I've had it for exactly 11 years because the agreement was that we would have that quickie wedding and then plan something big. Never happened. So, this is very special and meaningful to us. Thanks for your help in advance! ✓ Like Q Comment Send

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How dare she?

BEEN GOING THROUGH ALOT FINANCIALLY AND MI FRIEND WHO IS IN THE NURSING FIELD ONLY SENT ME $40!! LETS NOT FORGET SHE ONLY HAVE ONE CHILD I FEEL AS SHE COULDVE GAVE MORE AS A TRUE FRIEND TBH!! BUT IF IT WAS HER IN MI SHOES I WOULDVE DID MORE KNOWING ITS SCHOOL TIME BUT ALL LOYALTY IS NOT THE SAME $40.00 Like Comment Copy

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That's a pretty big ask…

Buy Nothing h-7h- Ask: looking for a double dresser, pull-out/sleeper chair or chaise sleeper couch. Adjustable standing/sitting desk. Pantry cabinet/wardrobe with shelves. Folding treadmill/walking pad or recumbent exercycle. Disabled single mom, live near dome, with Autistic/ADHD 11 year old who lives with me part time but we are in a one bedroom apartment that is lacking storage and he could use something better than our folding cot to sleep on in separate space from mom. He also needs a place to use his computer and going between sitting and standing would be extra helpful due to the adhd. I'll be having bariatric surgery in a couple months so need to have the means to walk rain/snow or shine for Physical therapy afterwards and while readying for two more surgeries. I will also need assistance getting the items most likely as I don't currently have a vehicle. If anyone knows someone getting rid of an adjustable or sleep number full/queen bed could also be helpful post surgery. Thank you so much for reading. 1

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The audacity

Pay and Benefits The primary purpose of this program is a cultural exchange, which is something we really value. However, we want to be sure you are aware of the benefits related to the program. We are excited to provide the following: • Weekly Stipend: we will pay you $210.00 per week. Until you have a bank account, we will pay you in cash. Once you have a bank account, we will pay you via Zelle or direct deposit. The set pay day will be Friday. • Value of Rent & Utilities: One-bedroom in a shared house rentals in our area are generally $1,500 per month including utilities. Utilities include water, sewer, internet, and electricity. • Streaming Services/Internet: $50 per month • Cell phone: An individual cell phone plan is $70 per month. • Car insurance: With multi-line discounts, insurance averages $90 per month. • Car: A car payment on a comparable car is roughly $200 per month. • Gas: One tank of gas will average about $50, which will need to be filled 1-2 times per month. • School: $500 per year. • Food: $250 per month. •Incidentals: We expect to contribute to your incidentals which will be up to $30 per month. We anticipate the total monthly value of your employment to be $3,000.00 a month. While this is just the value and not just cash we are giving to you, we wanted to be sure you understood the extent of what is provided.

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Just craving this!

Watch full reel > 0:08 BEST NEW BURGER SPOT IN PORTLAND, OREGON sloppyjopdx CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SEND ME $20 SO I CAN GET THIS FOR LUNCH TOMORROW WHILE IM CLEANING? TYSM A♥

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That's a lot of cupcakes

Hi lovelies! I'm in search of a reputable baker who can make my cupcake dreams come true! Wedding theme is garden party and I wanted to dress up the dessert table with different colored cupcakes. My initial plan was Sam's (they're so budget friendly) but, according to the website, don't offer the colors I want. ISO a reputable baker that can make roughly 90-100 cupcakes in these 4 colors for May 18th (pick up May 16th) in Monroe/Charlotte NC. Pic below of what I want. Just simple cupcakes in different buttercream frosting colors! Nothing fancy Budget: $70-$90

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