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25 Images, Jokes And Predictions That Aged Like Milk

Sometimes stuff just does not work out the way it was supposed to work out. This happens a lot in life and it's just something everyone has to accept. There's no telling what the future has in store, and sometimes, because of this, things age poorly. Whether it be a joke, a prediction, or a snide comment, there have to be some precautions taken in these kinds of things because over time they could go completely sideways.

This is what happened to the jokes, predictions, and comments featured in Reddit's /r/agedlikemilk. This subreddit is titled as such because, of course, the content featured in it aged super poorly, just as milk does. It's funny to look back and see just how wrong some people were about things. Technology no one ever thought would make it, events no one saw coming, and people no one ever would have thought turned out the way they did. Here are 25 things that did not age how they were supposed to.

Amazon's "just walk out" stores

JUST WALK OUT SHOPPING SKIP THE CHECKOUT You're good to go (ry, just go) MME20 United Rentals 11211504 United Rentals UnitedRentals.com 11211504 MME20 mec CAUTION

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The difference a year makes

Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11 Ban TikTok. 11:41 PM • 1/24/23 From Earth 252K Views • Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11 Biden just banned TikTok. It won't go into law till January. He is so controlled by the tech companies that he is risking his support with Gen Z. Younger voters won't forget this.

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This turned kind of literal

If it ain't Boeing, I'm not going! BUEING

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A regrettable moment now

New York City mayor gives Sean 'Diddy' Combs a key to the city during a ceremony in Times Square AY'S SIMEST LOVE STORY ADESTOWN MUSICAL NYCWFF ICA 0000 TIC 資質合 www Eric Adams Mayor of the City of New Yor בבנק

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That didn't happen

FOX Fox News NEWS channel @FoxNews Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says foxnews.com

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This one's just sad

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Pre-made cold coffee was once one of the "worst ideas"

TIME Top 10 Bad Beverage Ideas It was 25 years ago today that Coca-Cola had the temerity to introduce New Coke. Sweet idea? Not so much. Here's a look at some of the more ill-conceived refreshments in beverage history. Like 18 X Post in Share DOWN THE SINK Maxwell Ready-to-Drink Coffee 7 of 10 VIEW ALL It's a marketing truism that Americans love instant- everything — except, it seems, Maxwell's ready-to-drink coffee, introduced in 1990. Problem one: manufacturer General Foods plopped the appealing 48-oz. cartons - complete with an image of a mug of steaming hot coffee - into supermarket coolers right next to jugs of ice-cold milk, prompting a certain amount of cognitive disconnect. Problem two: promotional materials promised the drink would be a "convenient new way to enjoy the rich taste of Maxwell House Coffee." New? Yes. Convenient? Not so much. The ready-to- drink java couldn't be microwaved in its container, and consumers, it turned out, seemed just as happy pouring from coffee pot to mug as they were from a cold carton. BREWED EXTRA STRENGTH Maxwell House Brewed Coffee Ready-to-Drink Read "The Caffeine Habit." X Enjoy Hot

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The author of "The Martian" talking about how it was a flop

sephalon OP 9y⑤ Thanks! I wrote The Egg in an evening but it took years to write The Martian. Sometimes I'm a little sad that The Martian wasn't anywhere near as popular, but I guess it's a niche readership. Hard sci-fi isn't for everyone. 168 Give Award Share Report Save

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Famous last words

A Affinity @affinitybyserif Ain't nobody acquiring us 5:57 AM - 9/16/22 From Earth

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Ellen in general aged poorly

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Gamestop gives their opinion…

"The game's control setup is its most terrifying element. The left analog stick moves you forward, back, and strafes right and left, while the right analog stick turns you and can be used to look up and down." + - Alien Resurrection (PSX) Review GameSpot, October 2000 BZ

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Jinxed it

Bacon Megamind 2010 MEGAMIND Reviewed Mar 18, 2021 Where is the sequel to this? Such an underrated animated film. 3 likes 3 comments Film >

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Right… right

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Whoops

Pilat 2 Shiesty @CoreyPilat Tweet ← Tweet Pilat 2 Shiesty @CoreyPilat This does not look good on If the IRS knocks at my door I'm answering with this bron paper. Tweet your reply

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Not so fast

THE J JOE ROGA T Sentenced to 50 Years Sheldon Johnson Decided to Turn His Life Around . PowerfulJRE 362K views 1 month ago TH 44 PRECINCT FOX5 ARREST AFTER TORSO FOUND IN THE BRONX 5:03 52 FOX Police arrest Sheldon Johnson in torso 5 found in the Bronx FOX 5 New York 46K views 7 hours ago 14:57 2:40

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Aw man

r/UpliftingNews • 11mo Captive orca lita set for release into 'home waters' after 50 years at Miami Seaquarium 9.7k upvotes • 449 comments wwwr/Miami • 6mo Miami Seaquarium: Captive orca Ita dies 84 upvotes 46 comments amp.cnn.c... local10.com

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Well…

Rooster Teeth @Rooster Teeth No longer an active account! Archive only. Follow us on IG & TT @roosterteeth 20 years of fun and games, and we're just getting started.

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A regretful celebration

Tom Warren @tomwarren - 20 t Sony's PlayStation employees at its London Studio were bidding farewell to PlayStation chief Jim Ryan 5 days ago, ahead of his retirement next month. Now they've all been laid off just days after Jim Ryan's visit. Izzy @izzyfoley94-5 d Farewell Jim Ryan 540 1,9k 15,3k || 1,7M

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Poor Tumblr

david Follow Aug 13, 2019 Just wanted to add my congratulations and thank you to everyone at WordPress and Tumblr. Matt is a visionary, and the team at WordPress has built something absolutely foundational to the Internet. What an amazing home and opportunity for Tumblr.

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A comment about the first iPhone

V I don't get it. Who's gonna want a phone that's as large as an iPod - and looks like an iPod? Sure, it worked for music. But for a phone? Meh. This will never catch on. ← Reply 쇼 2

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This one aged fast

r/memes 4h New single incoming TAYLOR SWIFT RIGHT AFTER THE CHIEFS LOSE THE SUPER BOWL 2,410 179 1k

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The gift of prophecy

▲ BoringNormalGuy 13 points 5 years ago To be fair, much like board games, SOME video games are a fad. There's popular board games like monopoly and chutes & Ladders, the classics. Just as there's MarioKart, and Legend of Zelda OOT. Then there exists the games no one will ever play again, like Fortnite. ▲ HonorInDefeat 12 points 5 years ago In case you're wrong, I wanna be in the screenshot Magma151 10 points 5 years ago Hello future /r/agedlikemilk browsers! subreddit_jumper 3 points 4 years ago hello future peeps

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Hmmm

r/television u/SoaringPhenix13.5y Join Netflix sets the record straight. Netflix is NOT adding commercials! nbc-2.com NETFLIX 35.5k 2,504 Share

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Yikes

I hope the lead I'm mining will be used in your paint

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This comment is from 2012

Yeah, thanks for bringing that up. lol. But I mean, people are getting thurt that Disney can now make and release a Star Wars movie, but really...so what? It's not like they're gonna just murder Star Wars. And what about Indiana Jones? 9y Like Reply

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