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25 Innocent Kids Being So Dumb

Kids are the future, the fate of the world, and everything that happens in it will one day be up to them. Raising children is not for everyone, it's a hard job that requires a lot of patience, amongst other things. Kids can be incredibly dumb but no one can really blame them, they don't know anything. That doesn't mean it's not fun to laugh at the ridiculous things they do, though, because they do a lot of them.

It's true that kids are not always the smartest, but that means they can be hilarious, or infuriating to those having to deal with them. So while they are still innocent and clueless let's laugh at all of the mischief and shenanigans kids get up to. Reddit users who are parents themselves or just have to deal with children, share some of their silliest moments with the world so everyone can see what kids are getting up to these days. From mild household chaos to actual crimes, here are 25 kids being so, so dumb.

Not sure that's how that works

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Ah, okay

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Makes sense

Today, my 3 yo niece crying, accused my 11 mo niece (who can't speak) of hitting her and calling her a bad word. And you wanna know the best part? My 11 mo niece was with me while she she was downstairs. She made up a stupid story and falsely accused her sister just so I would give her my phone.

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One foot in

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France is bacon

When I was young my father said to me: "Knowledge is Power....Francis Bacon" I understood it as "Knowledge is power, France is Bacon". For more than a decade I wondered over the meaning of the second part and what was the surreal linkage between the two? If I said the quo- te to someone, "Knowledge is power, France is Bacon" they nodded knowingly. Or someone might say, "Knowledge is power" and I'd finish the quote "France is Bacon" and they wouldn't look at me like I'd said something very odd but thought- fully agree. I did ask a teacher what did "Know- ledge is power, France is bacon" mean and got a full 10 minute explanation of the Knowledge is power bit but nothing on "France is bacon". When I prompted further explanation by saying "France is Bacon?" in a questioning tone I just got a "yes". at 12 I didn't have the confidence to press it fur- ther. I just accepted it as something I'd never un- derstand. It wasn't until years later I saw it written down that the penny dropped.

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A terrible word

When I was little I got sent to the front office at school for an incident where “the N word" was said during a confrontation with another kid. The adults wanted me to tell them exactly what word was said and I told them I'd say it as long as they promised not to punish me for saying it. They promised and I told them "nincompoop” hoping I wouldn't get suspended for saying something so dirty and inappropriate. My dad has recalled the story quite a few times and he says it really looked like I was scared of getting in trouble for saying it. TLDR: I thought “the N word” was "nincompoop" as a kid.

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Just testing it out

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Kind of right

The kids helped put things away after our last shopping trip. Found this when I opened the freezer... W Freezer Bags 25

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The bite marks

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Problem: he died

Title Story of Achilles War Plot/Conflict his kee Characters Achille Mom Setting How is the problem solved? Sound Graphics Story mode hedied

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Kid jammed cartridge in the wrong way

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Aw man

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Kids are insane

ray Follow ... @lobotomyze today, one of my 3 y/o students told me that his dad died. i teared up on the spot and gave him plenty of extra love/attention. my heart absolutely ached at the thought of him experiencing such a profound loss. guess who strolled in with a happy meal at pick-up time • 6:39 PM 7/31/24 From Earth 472K Views

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The real villain

noob Review 000 noob Minions 2015 minions Rewatched 1 Aug 2024 This movie single-handedly ruined my life when i was in school because i have the same name as the villain and for a while my class would tease me for it and some kids even hated me because they genuinely believed that i hated the minions No likes yet

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Honestly, same

who cares @DianaG2772 Legit call from the school: Principal: I just wanted to touch base with you. Your daughter was baiting seagulls into the playground with gummy worms and actually caught one; Like in her arms. It did bite her- not hard, but I needed to inform you that we filed an incident report

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Wholesome

Sophie cut off her hair and said she "was going off to war like Mulan." May 8, 2006 Boy may have been the princess she was trying to save.

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Every kid tried this

stefen @stefenstar. 1d This move is disgusting 351 comments I remember as a kid, i tried this move off the couch after i saw it and absolutely obliterated my knee caps

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A bite from each top

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Most likely to…

MOST LIKELY Ben to create his own airplane or tank Samer to have his own family of rocks Michael to be a baseball player Geoff ... to play in the NHL

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Sorry, what?

straighthater children ages 3-5 are truly something else im a tour guide and at one point on my tour i ask if anyone has any questions and today a girl immediately yells out "have you ever killed someone? and are the bodies in the walls?"

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Mood

Fretty Boop @i_miss_the_days I am very, very sick but a neighbor just rode his bike down the street screaming "WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY MORE ANIMALS!!!" while being chased by his 3 small children on their (decreasingly smaller) bikes who kept chanting "HAMSTER! HAMSTER! HAMSTER!" and I had to share

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Ouch

Kid in my son's class explained to me that she was sure he has 2 moms because he has "the pretty mom and the other mom." She described each to me in great detail. Reader, both are me. L

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Um…

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Chaotic good

Elisa Stone Leahy @ElisaStoneLeahy Apparently my kid got in trouble today for PACKING OUR TOASTER IN HIS BACKPACK and pulling it out at lunch to make pop tarts for his class. I can't stop laughing.

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Kids are harsh

Telling a story to 9 yo daughter while driving to gymnastics practice. She says, "Dad, can you stop talking? Your voice is making me want to throw up."

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