memes from /r/recruitinghell

25 Memes To Show You Just How Bad The Job Market Really Is

Despite the various levels of experience that plenty of people present, many often suffer from an oversaturated job market with very few prospects. Getting into a job in this day and age is almost like winning the lottery, with all the needlessly complicated job applications and unfathomably large experience requirements, you'd think that most recruiters are just not trying to hire anyone with how unappealing their offers are.

Finding a job that both values your time and experience is nearly impossible, and this is made clearer on the subreddit /r/recruitingh*ll, a haven for all job-seekers where they can post and rant about their torment. If you've ever wanted a place where you can safely complain about your employers or recruiters, this is it. Filled to the brim with a variety of memes, and posts about all the woes of looking for a job, this subreddit perfectly describes the woes of capitalism and the struggles of job hunting in this day and age.

Too woke!

Hi After seeing that your signature includes pronouns, I've made the quick decision this company isn't for me, as I don't justify mental illness or play the pronoun game, and I don't want to be involved with a company that does. Please remove me from the potential candidate list.

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If only that ever meant anything!

in LinkedIn You appeared in 367 searches this week Daniel Abrahams Woah. So where's my job?

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Usually the answer's no!

resumeaddict 23h Job descriptions be like "Are you looking for an exciting fast-paced, high-volume and challenging work environment?" What? No 3K Q71 130 48

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Saluting that achievement

HOLES Mr. Chonkers @MrChonkers Hey guys, just a thought; but how about instead of canceling celebrities for comments they made years ago, we start boycotting companies that want bachelors degrees and 3-5 years of experience for $13 an hour entry level jobs?

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Rough time for everybody…

Idk how many "We decided to move forward with other candidates" I got left in me

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What is this question?

* When packing a vehicle for a family trip, do you make everything fit the first time or does it take multiple efforts to make everything fit in the vehicle? O I get it right the first time O Multiple efforts O It depends on the amount of luggage I don't pack the vehicle I eventually get it right, but it may take me several tries O It depends on the vehicle Other people can't and I fix it

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Sad reality…

JavaScript Teacher @js_tut. 2h Your resume: Git SSL Vue CSS PHP Sass Node DOM React HTML CRUD MERN MEVN MEAN Netlify Mongo MySQL Python Docker Angular Fortnite GraphQL Full Stack JAMstack JavaScript TypeScript Kubernetes PostgreSQL Interview decision: Sorry we need someone who knows AWS. 58 195 694 ↑

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Who enjoys being ghosted by recruiters?

Thursday 12:47 PM I can do tomorrow at 3:30 if that works? 12:47 PM Thursday 2:03 PM that's perfect! 2:03 PM Friday 3:45 PM You can give me a call whenever you're ready :) + We can reschedule for another time that will work better for you 3:45 PM 4:13 PM I would have understood if you already chose to go with another candidate if I had gotten any communication from you. But ghosting me at the time of my interview is such a blatantly disrespectful practice that I have never experienced in any potential hiring process before. ↑

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Who's NOT lying?

Day 1 of the new job "You lied on your resume' PD. "You lied on the job description"

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Those sheets won't make themselves

Laurazepam @andlikelaura Harry Potter at an interview Interviewer: It says here you defeated Lord Voldemort when you were 17 years-old. Harry: That's correct, sir. Interviewer: But no experience with Excel. Wow.

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You lookin’ for some of that premium?

LinkedIn: 4 people viewed your profile. Me: Who? What did they want? LinkedIn:

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The grind doesn't stop!

-Hello, I'm here for a job interview. -Great, and do you have experience? -Yes, this is my 20th interview.

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This is the only option left

NFA Me who lied on my resume My new employer who lied on the job description

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Only 60? Rookie numbers!

Imagine being 25 and unemployed for 6 months playing webkinz bc what else am I supposed to do after applying to 60+ jobs that won't hire me + 4,047 187 93

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Who doesn't love a good waste of their time?

Perfect Yes, this works fo Today 7:01 AM Good morning, Unfortunately we have already filled the position for MA. If you are okay with this, I would like to keep your resume on file for the future.

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Finally, laziness is a useful asset!

Analyst I, Growth Analytics Affirm - Edmonton, AB (Remote) What We Look For Apply Save Passion to redefine the lending and financial industry for the better • 1-3 years of experience in an analytically-driven role (analytics, consulting, finance, etc.) • Strong working knowledge of SQL and/or experience with Python or R •Practical and theoretical knowledge of A/B testing Strong interpersonal skills and ability to work cross-functionally and influence both technical and non-technical audiences • Ability to think creatively and critically and thrive in a fast-paced, dynamic, and often ambiguous work environment • Bachelor's or Master's degree in a quantitatively rigorous subject area like statistics, manice, economies Enough laziness to find a faster way to do your least favorite tasks you go out of your way to help teammates

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This sums up most application experiences

GETTING REJECTED FROM APPLYING W/O REFERRAL APPLYING W/REFERRAL, 6 ROUNDS OF INTERVIEWS, 2 EXERCISES, AN ON-SITE WORKSHOP, AND THEN GETTING REJECTED

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Just tragic

A software engineer spent 8 hours daily applying to entry-level coding jobs for 6 months. She was rejected 357 times before receiving an offer.

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Would you like to get paid for this job?

Apply to LoopQA Page 3 of 4 Additional Questions How many years of work experience do you have with Software Testing?* 10 What is your salary expectation for this role?* Select an option Yes No Submitting this application won't change your LinkedIn profile.

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Overtime work here really pays off!

Data Entry Clerk PayAssist East Wenatchee, WA 98802 $16.28 $16.29 an hour - Full-time +1 40 hours per week Monday to Friday Easily apply Active 17 days ago Σ

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The recruiter trap

EMPLOYMENT AGENCY Q Sharris "It appears you're a bit overqualified to be exploited but somewhat underqualified to exploit others."

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Why even bother?

Admin Assistant (Fully Remote) Baynard Health London Area, United Kingdom . 6 hours ago Over 100 applicants Remote Full-time Skills: Communication, Customer Service, +8 more Am I a good fit for this job? How can I Apply Save About the job An opportunity has arisen in our London office. We are

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Pardon?

Q15 ○ Very true I sometimes have repeated diarrhea or constipation. Somewhat true Neither true or untrue ○ Not really true Not true at all Q 16 ○ Very true I have my own world. Somewhat true Neither true or untrue ○ Not really true Not true at all

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The most disgusting criminal of all

I killed 12 men, ate their brains, and used their bones to make furniture. And you? I invented Workday

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Guess this is the norm now

Spacecraft Systems Engineer United States Reposted 6 hours ago 47 applicants Remote Full-time Quality Assurance . Mid-Senior level Skills: Communication, Systems Engineering, +8 more Am I a good fit for this job? How ca About the job Location: Los Angeles, CA (Relocation offered) Spacecraft represent the most pressing unmet need across the entire aerospace industry. As more launch vehicles come online and the cost to orbit decreases, more companies launching payloads to space continue to emerge. For the first time in history, this influx of payload companies combined with reduced launch costs has resulted in a massive increase in need for commercial spacecraft platforms, known as satellite buses. These buses hold the payloads of our customers and are flown on launch vehicles Apply Save

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