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25 Painful Encounters From The Dating App Bumble

The world of online dating is one that isn't always pleasant. Online dating is the most popular way to meet new people these days. People don't really meet organically as much anymore, who we date and go out with tends to be determined by these many dating apps. While these apps like Bumble and Tinder are convenient and efficient, they are sometimes hard to navigate, communication-wise. Many of the people on these apps tend to be… interesting critters. It takes a lot of weeding through to find anyone who might be a good contender.

Some people are huge red flags, with their scary bios and photos. Some seem normal but immediately are not after the first terrible message or pickup line. Because of these things, so many dating app fails can be found on subreddits like Reddit's /r/Bumble. This subreddit is specifically for fails from the app Bumble. Here are just 25 of those cringeworthy moments from the lives of hopeful singles.

Is That Enough?

8:19 1 < Hi Ken! Wendy Today Hi Wendy! That's a great smile! But there are no words in your profile... give me something to work with! Word word word word word. Is that kenough words? Delivered

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What a Catch

ne/ nim Tax Clerk at IRS About me Sick of the games. Sick of the time being wasted. Do you want to bang or not!? Sheesh! My basics 5'11" ADMIT ONE 1-0 Christian My interests Sometimes High school Man & Relationship Rarely Languages I know & Virgo Making videos Concerts Q Cooking » Never Not sure yet Soccer

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Dang

Hey Today ●●● : 0/10, worst intro of all time Delivered

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Bad All Around

Hey Amanda Feb 26, 2024 Nice face. Wanna make out? Yesterday Horrible opening line Today So was "hey" Delivered

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Huh…

= FORTUNE LIFESTYLE TINDER ● SEARCH Dateless? Lawsuit claims Tinder, Hinge, Match apps are addicting users instead of helping them find relationships Proposed class-action lawsuit alleges dating apps foster compulsive swiping. BY BARBARA ORTUTAY AND THE ASSOCIATED PRESS February 14, 2024 9:02 PM EST Happy New Single. tinder #SingleNot Sorry Dating-app companies have been named in a proposed lawsuit. Getty Images

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Oh, Great

About me Big heart, Big C Safe and Dominating. Retired pilot. 33yo. Traveled to 34 counties, 120+ cities, done over 200 women. Vasectomy done, healthy with recent medical checkup in 1st February.

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Sighs from All

U interested in meeting up while I'm here? Where in Today Aa U interested in meeting up while I'... Sure, I'm free this afternoon. What do you want to get up to? Fare u? Hmmm what do I want to get up to?... How about hooking up? ;) How about hooking up? ;) Why do I even bother with this app GIF

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Must Be a Computer Person

If (you == kind) Swipe.right(); Send a Compliment My basics 5'5" Graduate degree Never Never & Gemini Liberal Relationship

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Jesus

=S Everyone ✰ Anthony SuperSwiped you! About me "Women are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken, and what's left is the handicapped." Send a Compliment My basics 6' 2" bumble Never Undergraduate degree My interests Trending Sometimes & Capricorn Socially Want someday Stand up ✰ Man Q Relationship 69

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Ah, How Nice

Want to hear the song I'm obsessed with today Tbh I'm too hot for you lol uh huh Prove it because I saw your photos Already a toxic start for us I kind of love it Lmao coward you deleted our chat Yeah Because you're ugly Bye Yeah you're not all that and a bag of chips But you are very shallow I would work on that

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Who Hurt Him

Josh, 29 MERICA Ka ERICA I broke up with my girlfriend because she didn't know how I liked my coffee... I like my coffee the same way I like my women... Without other people's d in it...

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Slightly Aggressive

It's meant to be if... You don't hug or touch me on the first date, w

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I Bet An Influencer Hurt Him

About me If ur a tik tokking botox injected, attention seeking bimbo who thinks she is more attractive than what she actually really is! Get lost! Also u so called "fitness influencers" and ur f; 3 tripods. All u r, r just arrogant skinny gym short wearing clowns, with an a that looks like a soggy diaper! Send a Compliment

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It Continues…

My personal his... Woman who brag about how many countries they've visited. Listen we all like to go somewhere every so often, and no one gives a where you've been! • A non-negotiable... So called fitness influencers with these ridiculous gym shorts and their tripods. Your implants or so called glutes, will NEVER shape your tiny brain! I'm hoping you... Are NOT a feminist or some woke induced clown! If you are, its best if you just, how can i say.... F OFFFF!

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Um…

Swipe right if... YOU ARE CAPABLE AND RESOURCEFUL ENOUGH TO GET ME OUT OF JAIL IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY AND WANT TO COLLECT EXPERIENCES INSTEAD OF MATERIAL POSSESSIONS TOGETHER.

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Too Cheesy

< Chelsea Yesterday Wait, funny, I have a similar fish tattoo it's just on the inside of my bicep Is it a fish that lives in the chelSEA?? tsss Delivered

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That's Rough

So sorry for the late reply. I can't today. Fair enough. I already gave up I waited half an hour Delivered

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Sums It Up

Today Hii you can take over the convo now

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An Odd Proposal

Yes Today Is that your boat Jake? Wanna go out on it? Only if we bring your ex bf Please! Urs too! Delivered

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All You Need to Know About Her

Rachel, What you can bond over Stand up About me If you let your dog lick your face, don't contact me. If you have your b s out in your pics, don't contact me. If you declare your pronouns, don't contact me. If you hate inspirational quotes, contact me! Send a Compliment

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No Words

Everyone About me icks: mushroom haircut fade haircut (it's not 2015) manbag group pic ukrainian ( ^) shaved chest (you're not a girl) shaved face (you're not 12) smiling under 30 going gym (compensating?) .) palestinian shaved legs tattoos M I Trending live with mummy not paying weak jaw under 6'2 legit I can't drive Send a Compliment

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"Isn't Shallow"

she/her Broker at Broker 33 About me I'm private. Funny. Shy. [A animal lover /pet owner. I want people to be transparent and respectful. (introduce yourself w/ picks) I'm interested in Taller than me, funny, isn't shallow, holds a conversational, has a car cus I don't and likes animals but most important. The size Send a Compliment

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Then Why Are You Here

< 12:41 Feb 23, 2024 Why because it's red? You have a nice beard Aa Color has nothing to do w it lol Yesterday It's getting deep, I am more comfortable telling you I'm not white now lol 5G 68 You know I have a girl right? I'm also okay with that lol Delivered GIF

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This Took a Turn

No kids 6'1 Minimalist Family oriented Travel Live music Foodie Realest Ambivert Photography Feminine over Feminist My happiness is paramount Respect, Peace, Love My Gut>your logic I enjoy short walks to the fridge I don't trust women, I lead them Superpower is Responsibility

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Why Bumble Then?

My mental health game changer was... staying away from men Send a Compliment

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