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25 People Being A Little Too Literal

Some people take things just a little too literally, and it is hilarious. While normal answers are great and informative one problem with them is that they are not always that much fun. They're straightforward and get the point across, but where's the laughter in that? Well with answers and statements that are technically the truth there is the practicality of a real, true answer, but with the added fun of a little sarcasm and jokes.

Were they what anyone was expecting? No, but no one can argue with them either, which makes them just the perfect kind of response. These kinds of individuals are so common that Reddit has a whole subreddit dedicated to these kinds of responses. The subreddit /r/technicallythetruth is the place to go for all of the most technically true statements that are both real and entertaining. Here are just 25 of them those eye-roll-inducing posts.

More iconic

Name a more iconic trio... I'll wait TEST CON ++ ++ Electron + Proton Neutron

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Maybe a few scenes even

NEWS "JOKER 2" WILL INCLUDE A SCENE

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Peak driving skills

Learned how to perpendicular park today

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A once in a lifetime experience

P ARCHAEOLOGISTS ARE SCARED TO OPEN THE TOMB OF CHINA'S FIRST EMPEROR BECAUSE THEY FEAR B ITRAPS 6h make death row inmates open it and if they succeed they get their sentences shortened Reply Technically their sentences will get shortened either way.

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Classic tan line

normallytrivial 11h I've got a tan line

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Factual statements only

DapumaHitipuma @TheDapuma HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY 1:37 AM Aug 11, 2021 Twitter Web App Posting a factual statement on twitter Dapz 1.2M views • 2 years ago 0:31

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Didn't see that well

When you're driving but you can't see that well 82218

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Yeah, true

5h You can fit Vatican City more than twice into Russia 367 | 32 22

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Always follow the rules

NO BICYCLE RIDING ROLLERBLADING ROLLERSKATING DRY CLEANERS ale wireless SKATEBOARDING SCOOTER RIDING Always Obey the Rules

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Oh…

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They're wrong for that one

"Why cant England play chess" "Why?" "Because they lost their queen"

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Relatable

r/teenagers u/Full Salamander_96.... 6h I just woke up and I'm bored, so tell me something random about yourself. Social Mine is that I've never been in a proper relationship and I find it kind of funny. 52 159 Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro⚫ 6h 15 I was born at a very young age

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Might need a couple more

How much rice do I need to dry out a Tesla? 1,304 195 Comments 187 Miserable_District 7h At least one grain

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Doubt they could

8:44 ♂ b · ← d id 10 r/DIY u/ Best way to baby proof these stairs? help Join Our stairs are bit complicated for fitting standard baby gates, would like ideas on methods and products available in market? Add a comment 2 I highly doubt a baby could do anything to these Add a comment

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There ya go

1 year ago somebody comment the lyrics 34 Reply 凸 - 1 reply 1 year ago the lyrics B1 Reply

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The math checks out

mntEden 13h Korean Delegate: Sikoa Affairs ☑ 4 million if you count all the pirated and foreign streams but they never seem to report this 94 Unique_Task_420 11h 8 million if you count them, then count them again 35

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Are humans… man made?

replied to your A human is part of the nature too right? nah human is artificial man made*

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Getting your money's worth here

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Hmmm

r/MinecraftMemes u/_Dem1se_ •4h Is this a pattern? (Definitely not lol) ос "The Last 3 Minecraft Updates Have Started With the Letter T": 212 44 Comments 10 Mobile-Attitude-8791 1h All of you are wrong. Every update has started with "M". Minecraft. Reply 103

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Too small under the microscope

r/microscopy Help! Everything is really small

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Get it right

Replies 5mo ago Х The pause between African and Jamaican was real deep 66K 152 5mo ago D • 5mo ago it's called the atlantic ocean 893

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That should explain it

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Figure it out

Omeed Sahabi Studied at Lisgar Collegiate Institute (Ottawa) (Graduated 2021). 4y Related How tall is a 170 cm person? 170cm + Upvote. 688 21 ×

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Probably, anyways

I have a hand and want to know if other people consider it big or not. Colorful YBOOK Copybook for scale 14 21 Comments rusalex9 13m You can fit it in a glove R Reply +23

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Just a guess

These "What breed" posts are weird 5h Am I wrong for doing it?I really want to find out how my Cat (leftside) will look in the future Reply ↑ -2 3 5h It will definitely look like a cat. Probably very similar to now, but bigger. 8

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