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25 People Who Took Things Way Too Literally

We don't always like hearing the truth. Sometimes the truth hurts and it isn't much fun unless it's a technical truth. Something that is technically the truth is a kind of truth that isn't quite what was expected, but it's so much better. It's the sort of answer to a question that is both super unhelpful but still very true and accurate. These technical truths are silly and a little sarcastic but they are just so much better than any serious kind of answer anyone could give.

There is never any harm in adding a little bit of laughter into a situation, so why not use some technical truths to liven the scene? Reddit's /r/technicallythetruth is a subreddit made for these things that you just can't argue with. It is so entertaining to see these little moments of technical truths in action, so here are 25 people who got things totally right while somehow dodging the real answer completely.

Does this check out?

If we put a giant mirror 10 lightyears away from Earth and looked at it through a telescope, theoretically we'd see 20 years int the past boredpanda.com

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Alrighty then

WE GUARANTEE FAST SERVICE NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES

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Very accurate ranking

S A B C D haven't been to yet

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Well, true

iMessage Today 11:15 PM How much would a trip to Spain cost? It depends where you live. For example, if you live in Spain, it's free. Delivered Well yes, but actually yes

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Good pattern

The pattern on my wrapping paper lined up perfectly

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They're right

DEBUNKED Comments Top Topics Timed Newest Х 8 @Miczka1988 • 1mo ago I asked my 9 y.o. students why there are pyramids all over the world and their answer was: because they don't fall down. 27K 305 replies Ε

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He's so compact

Say something nice to him K @ElKoalargh⚫ 17 min ago Something nice to him 1 Add a reply... @KevinTyler123. Os ago r/technicallythetruth UU Home Shorts Subscriptions You

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How could they

11h One of the greatest blessings of parenthood is seeing your children have something you couldn't. Love You and 3 others Comment Send As a man that just realized his kid just ate the last strawberry pop tart, I'm going to disagree. 7h Like Reply 309

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The opposite

Babe Online 76% 10:11 PM Babe, did you ever cheat on me? 10:04 PM No babe. I would never do that! 10:04 PM I have an image that says the opposite It was only a kiss I promise.. I'm sorry babe! 10:05 PM 10:10 PM the opposite 10:09 PM

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Try it

⑭r/antimeme 1h To see or not to see If you watch the dot for 10 seconds and then close your eyes, you won't see it anymore 30 ♡ 4 Comments

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No one

r/memes u/Mean_Brother_6003 • 1h No one: No one: ✩ 77 в 0, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 > 8 Comments D 070 darthtidiot 1h But there's a one in the ten. D ← Reply 24

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The irony

r/Irony. 25 min. ago iwantGlock The irony Ironic imaflin nom 26 Fe Iron 55.845 The irony The irony

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It's never tomorrow

ممم what day is it where you are right now? DAY AnonymousAmorphous88.5h Today Reply 4 43 Glittering Fruit_561.4h It'll be today tomorrow, when we are tomorrow, as well. AnonymousAmorphous88 ⚫ 4h Today is tomorrow's yesterday 823 D & 2 23

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You can eat them… I guess

;p; filian 4 hours ago Subscribe ane @jinlov3r.14m when i was a kid my sister told me that the paper strip thats in the chocolate kisses where edible and i ate them w the chocolate for like a year 91 27 ♡ 4 isa @hoseoksreally. 6m they are !!!!!! 1 27 ane @jinlov3r.3m WAIT FOR REAL?? isa 27 ili ♡1 山 @hoseoksreally Replying to @jinlov3r why would you believe in this again 9.1K ☑ D 112 Comments 112 I mean, technically they are edible. There's just no nutritional value in them...

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The secret recipe revealed

13. Steam Mussels Cooked using moist heat. $12.99

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Just a few

Truck For Sale Needs Parts

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Fun fact

OHN From funny community on Reddit Most black bears in Oregon are black

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Same

Just A Happy Troll 11 hours ago Random Ahh Question Day 267: What do you use to listen to music? Disc @az-6262 11h ago My ears 23 回 123 7 replies 4%

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Good to know

u/Alternative-Search-4. 2d Who do you hate the most though?? By hating them you have basically proven that they are really good at their job ✩ 3,377 182 Patient-Membership17. 2d Д I was p I at Joaquin Phoenix for years 368 No-Combination-8565. 2d He used to be fantastic. He still is, but he used to too. 164

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The real boss fight

r/Bossfight 1h When your boss joins the game r/meme 7h When your boss joins the game Me playing video games at work My Boss on the enemy team 21 ♡ 1 Comment

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Uh, yeah

Best ✓ r/teenagers 22 min. ago If everyone in this sub donated a dollar to all other members, noone would benefit from that I mean think about it 413 4 ↑ Share

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H

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Kids of different kinds

These liars keep saying they don't like kids, but I see them thumbs-up pictures of baby goats! 00 ваз

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A real meme

The boy who dies Od e d is

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Sad but true

r/sciencememes u/Puppy-Zwolle .7h Who would be in this picture if it was taken today? 567 ☐ 78 V u/vonage VONAGE Promoted VONAGE Easy-to-use developer tools. Get ready for an easier way to engage. with your customers. vonage.com Fit-Somewhere1827 .7h No one, they're all dead. ← Reply ☑ 674

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