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25 Posts That Will Have You Shaking Your Head In Disappointment

Reddit's /r/facepalm is a perfect subreddit for anyone trying to raise their blood pressure. It is a depository of all instances of people being hilariously dumb online, often resulting in some incredibly rough consequences. Whether it's a silly tweet that shows off your actual IQ, or a news headline that just makes you lose a little bit of faith in humanity, there are plenty of ways to be stupid on the internet, and some people are experts are doing just that.

You'll notice that a large majority of the posts in this collection are primarily dedicated to Elon Musk's tweets, which is not out of character for him, but it goes to show you that even when you're a billionaire it doesn't shield you from being hilariously incompetent. Prepare to dive into a world of stupidity, where you'll ponder how there are people who think this way and sometimes even question if you're the stupid one all along, but alas, there is something to behold in the worrying amount of people saying foolish things on the internet.

Let's not rewrite the Constitution!

Sen. Marsha Blackburn @MarshaBlackburn We will never rewrite the Constitution of the United States. Jemele Hill @jemelehill If there wasn't a rewrite, you wouldn't be a Senator (and also couldn't vote) and I'd be enslaved.

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Chained for eternity

vana @vana_nz Follow women werent allowed to open a bank account in the usa until 1974??????!!???!!???!????!?????? Lateef @LateefSaka Follow "Marriages used to last”. Na bro, your grandma was chained by the ankle.

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Blaming remote workers

6:29 ✓ III O 31. Ex-Googl... NO 45%■ essinsider.com Q BUSINESS INSIDER Subscribe ◆ Gemini for Sign up Google Workspace ΑΙ Google's former CEO says the tech giant is losing out to OpenAl and Anthropic because staff are working from home Kwan Wei Kevin Tan Aug 13, 2024, 8:47 PM MST Listen 02:42 min Share ☐ Save Read in app IGP Gobal Politics IGE ◆ Gemini for Google Workspace Sign up ||| Х

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Oop

Chiquita chiquitabanana ☑10w. ❤r/ 3 bananas a day keep the cramps away! Love this method for success Reply View 79 previous replies 2s @chiquitabanana how many Colombian paramilitary groups does it take to keep chuiquita plantations run by poverty stricken natives? 4792

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Straight up racism!

regina george. @chiaaxo bro Imao my job hired me with my american name and declined me with my african name they don't know im the same person 10:09 PM - 08 Jun 19. Twitter for iPhone 5,504 Retweets 25.3K Likes

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This is just embarrassing…

Elon Musk And I will X@elonmusk · 3 мИн. DogeDesigner @cb_doge .9ч. "I vowed to destroy the woke mind virus." - Elon Musk 9

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Truth teller teachers are needed

Momsplaining is my job @Momsplaining101 Them: Why would you want to homeschool your kids?! Me: Can you tell me why the Civil War started? Them: Because of slavery. Me: Incorrect. And that's why I want to teach them. So I know they're being taught the truth. 6:17 AM 10/1/23 from Earth - 37.5K Views

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America!

Shan (is almost don... @oshanada Follow My insurance, which previously denied my chemotherapy, has denied my radiation that was due to start in 4 hours bc I do not appear to have the amount of cancer they want me to have in order to be approved. • 21:40 • 26 Aug 24 2.6M Views

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This makes for a great movie plot!

Replyin You air drop a billionaire into a 3rd world country with $5 in his pocket and within a few years he will be a millionaire. There are traits, skills, and characteristics financially super successful people have to maximize what they have. They know how to play any hand dealt

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Someone's in trouble!

Travis Akers @travisakers J.K. Rowling has deleted 27 tweets since being named in a lawsuit brought by Olympic Women's Boxing Gold Medalist Imane Khelif. Rowling has also not tweeted in 13 days. 4:02 PM - Aug 20, 2024 2M Views

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So… a vaccine?

> Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec What if instead of a vaccine we just were able to get exposed to a weak version of the virus that enabled us to build the antibodies we need to fight the real thing 6:52 PM 17 Dec 20 Twitter for iPhone 2,813 Retweets 446 Quote Tweets 21K Likes

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Irony flew over his head

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 13h Those who want power are the ones who least deserve it 65.5K 17 88.8K 696K 1 Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy Replying to @elonmusk My brother in Christ you BOUGHT THE WEBSITE

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Strange How That Works.

Tyrell Crosby @Tyrellcrosby If as an NFL player we aren't allowed to bet on games(which I fully agree with), why are government officials allowed to buy stocks/stock options? 3:06 PM 18/01/22 Twitter for iPhone

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Don't throw stones when your house is made of glass

DogeDesigner @cb_doge - 10h There's nothing in the world more dangerous Than an idiot who thinks he's a genius. 824 17 2.2K 13K 743K Elon Musk Sk @elonmusk The tenacity of his stupidity is a marvel to behold 4:32 PM Sep 1, 2024 35.2K Views Σ Subscribe ... ...

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Bust em' all

Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMela... ·5h : Subway is owned by a private equity firm that raised the prices on their $5 footlongs up to $14. Now the price back down to $6.99. It was never about “inflation." It was a private equity firm using inflation as an excuse to price gouge customers. Always expose corporate greed. CNN Business Subway announces a new price for footlongs as it enters the value menu wars

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Keep him away from the government

Elon Musk @elonmusk X I am willing to serve D.O.G.E. Department Of Government Efficiency

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Alpha males only!

Nick Adams (Alpha M... >> Subscribe @NickAdamsin USA We had several extremely attractive women begging to join us. I told them to get bent. The hot tub is for alpha males.

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Don't be stupid!

ryan@scubaryan_ • 13h this dude is currently $40k in debt as the outcome of doing the new viral Chase money glitch 10 Pending (2) DR DUE TO ATM/DEP ERROR DR DUE TO ATM/DEP ERROR ...4781) pending summary -$31,000.00 -$7,723.46 From sea⭑ 1.8K tl 6.3K 82K ❘ 13M 1

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Elon hates Australia now

Posts Replies Subs Highlights Elon Musk @elonmusk. 1d Fascists ALEX @ajtourville · 1d NEWS: Australia wants to fine internet platforms up to 5% of their global revenue for failing to prevent the spread of so-called misinformation online.... 14.6K 28.9K 155K 16.7M

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Nothing ever changed in the US

myesha thee stallion @myeshachou the american education system had us knowing the names of the three boats columbus came on better than the tribes whose land we live on

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They did it… kind of!

t You reposted Sam Haselby @samhaselby Greek literature may not be the refuge from queerness they are expecting. Christopher F. Rufc @realchrisr - Aug 19 This is great news. We've hired the classicist Spencer Klavan to teach at New College of Florida. Goodbye gender studies; hello, Greek literature. x.com/SpencerKlavan/... 7:29 PM - Aug 20, 2024 370.8K Views 500

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Why would you tweet this?

Elon Musk X @elonmusk Follow Fine Taylor ... you win ... I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life 11:46 PM - 9/10/24 2.1M Views • 4.2K Reposts 2.5K Quotes 38K Likes 1.3K Bookmarks 27 ཁ 企

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America at its prime!

masq @masqiii *** the backwards part about being a US citizen working abroad in a country like Denmark is if I go back to the US now, I have to buy travel insurance because I could go bankrupt from getting sick IN MY OWN COUNTRY, whereas in Denmark I'm fully covered just by paying taxes

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Just a minor X shutdown

E The Economist → @TheEconomist The USPS is viewed favourably by 91% of Americans despite billions in losses annually Zach @ZBumgardner The Iron Snowflake It's a service. It doesn't lose money. It costs money. No one says the military loses $750b a year.

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Honestly? Impressive

Wendy's OW SERVINIO BREAK FAST WE'RE OPEN ALL DAY BREAKFAST LUNCH NEWS WENDY'S MANAGER STEALS $20K BY CREATING A "GHOST" EMPLOYEE THEN POCKETING "HIS" WAGES

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