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25 Rare Insults And Clever Comebacks Totally Owning People

Sometimes in life, you need an insult for a person. Insults aren't nice or friendly, but from time to time a person is around who kind of needs one. When it comes to choosing an insult, there is a lot to pick from. The issue is that many of the classic insults are overused, and they don't really work anymore. What's the point of using an insult if it isn't going to do its job? Well, that's why there are rare insults.

Rare insults are insults that are brand new, they have likely never been used before. They are usually pretty specific making them even more impactful and sometimes confusing. Rare insults just hit differently from other kinds of insults. Not everyone can come up with a good rare insult though so Reddit's /r/rareinsults can be helpful. Users here share all of the best and most obscure insults out there with the rest of the world so everyone can be entertained and inspired. Here are 25 rare insults totally owning people.

For real though

she caught me cheating and keyed my car... MEME Memezar ZAR @meme_zar Bro was cheating on Wolverine

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He does

P VOU THE IP 7:50 49° Poe • 1 year ago (edited) He looks like the word lacrosse 1.7K 目 27

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How much time y'all have?

izzehhhh @meintobluberihu I sent him like 104 reels while he's asleep rn 6 7:55 AM 06 Apr 23 916K Views 12 Retweets 50 Quote Tweets izzehhhh @meintobluberihu HE REPLIED TO ALL 104 REELS INDIVIDUALLY STOP Has >> @SeaweeedBrain_ love hits crazy when you're both unemployed 71

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True

Acrpa Москва RT RUPTLY Pecny Ma EDEN Russia: Steven Seagal shows his aikido skills at Saratov Sambo tournament month ago The only dangerous thing about Steven Seagal is the cholesterol level in his blood 101 ☑ E2

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That's gotta hurt

Angelo @troubleman .5h Replying to @InfoHazard5 @astrojardin and @jokesdepartment That's way you still a virgin bruh 27 InfoHazard @InfoHazard5 Replying to @troubleman @jokesdepartment @astrojardin and I have a wife and daughter. You have an NFT profile. The only way a woman is going to touch you is with a taser. 12:19 PM 09 Nov 21 Twitter for Android .

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They really did

Dan Sheehan @ItsDanSheehan Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it's not your turn to change it but with a whole society

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Murdered by words

I look like Rihanna hands down 09 Like Comment 5 Comments 1 Share Share I think this is just a typo and was meant to be "I look like Rihanna had downs"

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Just go bald at that point

Yesterday at 9:15 PM. I look like howl from howls moving castle 1h Maybe Howls moving hairline

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We all saw it

Dear America, Putting hot dogs and burgers on the grill is not "BBQ" or "Barbecuing," that's called grilling. Sincerely, All of Texas All you can Herne Hunter Australia begs to differ 1d Like Reply 251 Daniel Bertsch Herne Hunter Lol we see what you call breakdancing 1d Haha Reply 471 OD

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That explains it

Why is it that narrow/shallow minded people are so "loud"? Vote Reply + Th Empty can rattles the most Vote ☐ Reply +

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Insane surgeries going on here

Kyle Barcelona @NBABabySecret www "Hey man, yeah I can't make it to the wedding. I forgot Im having the Elder Scrolls NPC surgery that day." levy @1929stockcrash 2024-06-14 we must unfortunately ban Turkish surgeons 3RD REVISION RHINOPLASTY EYEBROWLIFTING MIDFACELIFTING

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Hmmm

A BIG Burger ▲ @venomcri... 1d : Americans think cultural differences is having a different type of burger chain in the next state over @T1Totorow • 1d YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW DIFFERENT US STATES ARE 161.1K 1,544 1717

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He's gonna be fired

An Angel crying at the cradle of the aborted child he was to guard. 149 Like 46 Comments Comment Well he didn't guard it very well then

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Good point

B This picture has more money than my country Chandler And more plastic than the ocean

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Beware

Warning this woman stole my man after she seduced him on a dating site called "Überh Beware! .Com". Charlie Sheen ✪ @charliesheen She stole Christmas too

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Off-brand Jonah Hill

Starts to feel uncomfortable at the gym with older men ogling me. Comentarios να του ισομετρίας safety hazard_seth 10 h 594 mil Yeah, ain't no one ogling you off-brand 1888 Jonah hill

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Don't be a Kevin

a |_photography S Kevin is as sharp as a marble 1d Reply Liked by creator yesian 261.9K but marbel isn't sharp their circle 1314 1d Reply you're kevin 1d Reply Liked by creator 13.7K

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Sorry guys…

t • 4 months ago Clow Boy B She's the type of girl to blame it on her zodiac sign. " sorry guys I can't help it im an asparagus." 1.4K 目 25

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That's so specific…

ALL HIM • Scott Blanton 1 month ago He's the type of guy who shuts kitchen drawers with his hip. 926 31 608

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Please smile

Cal Please put your hair up and smile like you aren't a politician mildly ashamed of getting caught committing a s◆ crime I love u A iMessage HA HA you that was funny Read 12:54 PM

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Bold

r/AskReddit Posted by u + Join 4h If you saw yourself getting sold on dark web and you decided to buy yourself. How do you think they'd deliver you to you ? 222 101 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL 3h Bold of you to assume I have the money Reply 122 + 3h F 3 Awards Bold of you to assume that you're expensive 322

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What does that sound like?

Brian HL 6 months ago he sounds like mickey mouse with a proper education. 115 目 3 VIEW 3 REPLIES

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Moisturizer, please

My friend was metal detecting and found a 400 year old coin! georgie @BeefyGorilla It looks like he spent 400 years looking for it

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Poor guy…

Comments 976 59943 + X 5 days ago His food expires by the time it goes down his neck 2K 42 REPLIES 目 42 2 days ago He looks like an early PS3 cutscene character. 400 3 3 REPLIES 7 months ago The neck to hairline ratio is too unbalanced 1.6K 日 21 21 REPLIES 8

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Fish got violated

Today 12:27 PM why is his face looking like he both knows the future but can't count to five + iMessage feesh r/rareinsults

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