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25 Rare Insults Hitting People Where It Hurts

One of the most satisfying kinds of insults out there are rare insults, rare insults, as it is suggested, are insults that are very uncommonly heard, if they've ever been heard before at all. They are tailored to a very specific person or small group of people and they always hit differently. Rare insults are for the people who need something more than a generic insult. It's for those moments when someone really deserves something special to be made for them, to describe them or how they look or what they're doing.

Do some of these people deserve the insult? That's debatable. They are funny though, so that's an upside. These insults get pretty specific and it's impressive to see just what some people can come up with in the name of banter. Reddit's /r/rareinsults is the place to go to see all of the rarest insults around. This subreddit is for anyone who needs a laugh or anyone who needs some inspiration to come up with their own very special insult. Here are just 25 of them that truly hit the spot.

Insane haircut

CHUGGIN BUSCH IN THE FRONT SIPPIN SIZZURP IN THE BACK 45 Like Comment Send Excessive force in the front, resisting arrest in the back 3h Like Reply 10

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True

i.redd.it Another Full Yeezy Outfit 20 +1 +1h Look like you're about to leaf blow my lawn Reply ⇧ 40凸

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Can't unsee it

V 111K a 2017 Comments luke.shivas26 11h If garlic was a person 6,847 likes Reply

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Yeah that's rough

imagine spending that much money on plastic surgery just to be told you look like a man in his late forties .@selovelenaa - 2d someone said kylie looks like cilian murphy now i can't unsee it

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Not a good thing

Ogot pregnant at 16 but at least I got to skip 10+ periods 61 Shut up, you look like the character in movies who follows the main mean girl around

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You can hear it

LIMC. Lessons in Meme Culture 15 hours ago 33K 2/2 MUSIC TELEVISION Comments 511 Second bro's teeth is that one Geometry Dash level 511

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Sad towel

Eric 23 emorize! Andrew 24 5'9" DJ Jason 27 5'11" Dent Randy 23 6'2" Dennis 20 5'6" Chris 22 58 Daniel 22 510 Mike 23 6'2" 5'8" Lawy 26 Timmy Like 5'10 24 Jon Model G'I Analyst 296 Comment 5 21 shares Most relevant MA Send Share Top fan Skyler Bergeron She looks like a towel that got left in the washing machine when everything else went in the dryer.

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Oddly accurate

I Am CyberSmith @I_AM_CyberS.... 2d On my way back home from a conference. By train! 7 237 1 1,097 5,172 ili 1.5M 1 jøjeaū @jØjeau Have you ever harrumphed? You look like you harrumph a lot. 00

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Hmmm

they look like 2011 youtubers that only gay people enjoyed watching 130041 Reply

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A dedicated hater

What's a band everyone seems to love that you can't stand? openletter8 .7h Red Hot Chili Peppers. The band are world f class musicians. Some of the best of the best. But, they have Wannabe- man Anthony Keidis up there yabba-dabba- dooing about heroin, California, and underage girls he b 600 ← Reply 2.2k

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Seasoning is okay

Evelyn Waughluigi @matress_island-6h Was there some sort of study that says seasoning decreases muscle growth or do bodybuilders just eat the food equivalent of a note every day voluntarily? S KWAJO-Social Issues Camp....2d Is gym really worth it?

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Fat Damon

I remember reading an article written by a South Asian (?) man who got so confused watching The Departed cuz he couldn't tell Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio apart. Lol Reply Д 251 Cat 5h I've been called Fat Damon a couple of times by totally unrelated Asian people in Japan and Thailand; I have a similar nose to Matt, and a Boston accent, but that's about it, no other similarities. I really don't think I'm that much fatter than him, maybe 10 lbs :( ← 117

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I see it

Yup ACTION I don't know how much better the unedited version is.... 6h 246 Left is ghoul-lite, right is ghoul-plus 6h Even unedited she looks like a Thunderbirds puppet. 110 56 نی

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A bunch of insults in here

This looks like Al wrote it and a 6yr old plagerized it. And citing tiktok is bad enough, but there's zero evidence posted to even back up the ridiculous claim. And looking at the author's other "articles", it's all clickbaity rumor S . Plus they need to fire whomever designed that website because it's retina burning 26

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RIP

the hottest he'll ever be is when he's cremated after death

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The peanut brain

2h ago reblogged anonymous asked: so trans people should just be allowed to murder whoever they want? Follow ct 11, 2022 your brain could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides 44K notes on

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When Wendy's was roasting everyone

Andrew Morgan @Andrew_D_Morgan @Wendys how do you compare to @CarlsJr 12:14 AM - Sep 13, 2017 6 176 425 Carl's Jr. @CarlsJr Replying to @Andrew_D_Morgan @Wendys LOL they don't 12:18 AM Sep 13, 2017 158 192 1,180 Wendy's @Wendys Yeah, for one, if we were going to diss another restaurant we'd have more than zero likes and RTs after 13 hours. twitter.com/carlsjr/status... 2:07 PM Sep 13, 2017 1,647 15,840 65,126

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Oof

chickemnigfops • 12y My parents adopted five kids. All of them are severely mentally disabled. MBAfail 12y • you write well, for being severely mentally disabled. 179 401

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I see it

Jubilee Comments 2.7K 三X onth ago This is what Harry Potter and draco Malfoy would actually look like if they grew up in the 80s 14K 7 日 63 63 REPLIES

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Agreed

Comments 2.3K Remember to keep comments respectful and to follow our Community Guidelines Jake Paul spreading his genes should be considered biological warfare against all of humanity.

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Average IQ

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What does it know

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They make a good point

GMC It's ironic that the subject of this song is protecting the enviroment, considering that the pair of them look like they smoked an entire rainforest before hitting the stage. 101 E 12K

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Barber did him dirty

DRE DR CHRONK Comments 1.6K • 5 years ago bruh no offence but that haircut is the reason hats were invented 5.5K 7 | 23 23 REPLIES 150

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Literal clones in different fonts

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