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25 'Rare Insults' That Hit Too Hard

Sometimes the normal insults just won't cut it, sometimes something a little more specific is needed to truly get the point across to someone. Or sometimes something about a person needs to be described in a very articulate and precise way, just so they know how they look to the world. A rare insult is this kind of super specific, very carefully crafted insult that is really only meant for one person or maybe just a couple.

Rare insults get the point across in a confusing and impressive way, they hit harder because someone put the extra time and thought in to come up with something absolutely perfect. They inspire people to leave the common, overused insults behind and opt for something that will truly leave a mark. Reddit's /r/rareinsults is the subreddit to go to to find all of these overly specific yet hilarious insults made by the minds of geniuses. Here are just 25 of them that everyone can feel.

Ring ring

Comments 206 • 1 week ago He literally said 137 2 ㄓㄨ

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He can smell color

therealjuangutierrez Bro's breathing for like 5 people. 03-30 Reply + 452.5K 66.9K 36.8K

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Another path of evolution

Comments 2.1K •2 days ago (edited) Bert looks like the last evolutionary step before a beaver becomes a human. 671 回 22 22 REPLIES

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That checks out

grand wizard and his young apprentice C These guys look like some kinda Zelda merchants that sell you artichokes and pumpkins, respectively.

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He definitely did

Kai • 5 months ago Didn't you steal the chipmunks 2 目

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I see it

Reply to eatdatpussy12's comment You look like Robert pattinson if he was drawn from memory + 180,6K

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So specific

Masculine females never attract masculine 105 5,345 V Follow 7,010 vinnylocasto How would bro know? Followed by agc.andy Original audio vir Send gift (+) D III fishguy. 2 w He looks like a gay actor that knows how to impersonate straight people for movie/show roles. I don't know how go further explain that Reply

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Ouch

Comments 1.6K DR Cac DRE X bruh no offence but that haircut is the reason hats were invented 5.5K 23 REPLIES 目 23

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The next morning

Anuncio @adrimiercoles The Weeknd. // Monday

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One advantage

when i was in the first grade i was bullied for being tall and one girl asked me "how's the 3 weather up there?" and i said "raining" and spit on her

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Is this an insult?

AYY Chillout RenZo!! • 3 weeks ago No offense But he kind of looks like a mixture of Obama and Waluigi 8.4K 目 91

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That things a weapon

10:48 Reels Reply to beta boy's comment to chinfinity and beyond gymskin Follow "What you mean by that" #gymskin LTE 609K 10K 2,352 251 gymskin Original audio Send gift (+) C

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Oof

r/creepy 1d How do I Look 27 Comments 17 Masturberic 21h Even Bob Ross would call you a mistake. Reply Vote

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A backhanded compliment

D But whyyy Snacks I would take you to the movies but they don't allow snacks in what Huh? Is your head just for decoration? Delivered

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Get 'em good

salmiakki1 9h When your coworker complains that "there aren't any cute guys that work here". ← Reply 10.4k ⇓ Revelation 715 9h Respond with "yeah, they're probably working where all the cute girls work" 10.2k

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Proud of him

Justin Bieber looks like he's posing for a success story picture with executive director of a rehab for the brochure they give to new patients V boredpanda.com

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Half the time

HeistPlays 7h Bro only listens half the time Reply 56

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They aren't wrong

mgflip.com 6:11 I'm Going To Be A Dad 567K views 3 days ago Logan Paul Another Paul has entered the chat SUBSCRIBE FOR DAILYV New 4K No! God! Please! No! 1,639 | ♡ 69 Comments Independent-Panda-85 3h This guy spreading his genes should be considered biological warfare 257 L Renly 100 n

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Interesting

Spencer Rattler looks like the actor that would play Patrick Mahomes in a movie about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce SED NFL DRAFT DETROIT '24 NEW ORLEANS THE PICK IS IN SPENCER RATTLER QB | SOUTH CAROLINA NEW ORLEANS CAROLINA 7 RD5 PK150

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Kid insults

Today at 1:43 PM My kids are arguing and trying to insult eachother. Susannah says "you know why girls are better? Boys live in habitats. You belong in the desert." Solomon's response was "yeah, well you belong in the ocean!" ... w

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Classic Instagram fight

LOL THAT'S F Reply h HILARIOUS. @ Reply 7m you look like a freak 1s e bruh, you're the one who's got a cat smoking as their pfp, for all I know, you did that cuz you look too freakish to even have their face on the d internet without receiving at least three death threats an hour. Reply 46 в

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Truly

Coca-Cola "Small Coffee" 5% "Small Coffee, please." 38 "Hello, one small coffee please." 1.75$ 001.7K Like 891 Comments Comment Dy I'm not saying please to someone below me. Haha Reply View 188 previous replies... ΑΤΕ 225 Judging by this comment, there is literally nobody below you....

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Some people are just like that

@Quandale Dinhgle • 41 min ago @AidanWendel ur definitely the type of guy to tell all the guests to clean up after a party B B

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Just warmed it

· 1d just cooked steak for the first time what u guys think? 3,457 1,589 21.6K 4.3M Replying to What did you cook that under? A heated argument?

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More like a slab

brd.jpg 913 KB JPG This is it lads. The worst loaf of bread I've ever made. En respuesta a A toddler with a skateboard could get more air than that.

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